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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Minnesota Woman Arrested for DUI While Getting Sister From Jail Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, February 9, in 1895 Volley Ball was invented by W.G. Morgan. History ______________________________________________________ Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. --- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900 The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going. --- Socratex ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ >From Clara We had been on the road for 15 hours en route from New York to California and were looking for a place to spend the night. At four different motels, however, we were told, "Sorry, no vacancies." Heading back to the car, my seven-year-old son asked solemnly, "Mom, are we vacancies?" ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Erica Stang, 32, St. Cloud, Minnesota Minnesota Woman Arrested for DUI While Getting Sister From Jail Police have arrested a 32-year-old woman after she was pulled over for driving drunk while on her way to pick up her sister, who was already in jail for DWI. Sartell Police said around 2:00 Sunday morning they stopped a car, on River Ave South, and found Erica Stang of Sartell behind the wheel, and under the influence of alcohol. Police said while speaking with Stang, the officer learned that she was on her way to the Stearns County Jail to pick up her sister, who had just been arrested by Stearns County for DWI. Stang was taken to the Stearns County Jail pending charges for 2nd Degree DWI. Her car was also seized for forfeiture. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Robin Re: Voting Problem Dear Webby When I tap cast my vote, it wants a new register account. What should I do? Robin Dear Robin Voting has not worked since 2015. Logging in to registered accounts does not work either. They seem to mix up voter accounts and publisher accounts. You can write to them. They don't answer me. Maybe they will answer you? support@cumuli.com thrifty@thriftyfun.com lewis@cumuli.com support@thriftyfun.com You can try all of those addresses. Maybe on one of them you will get a response. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ After a lecture, we were invited out for lunch. I casually mentioned to the lady that I was allergic to cats. "That's okay," the woman said. "I'll serve something else." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Hang Hot Pads on Oven Door Handle I had this handy dollar store over-the-door hook. I wanted to hang it over the top of my cupboard next to the stove for hot pads and towels. But, I have the kind of cupboards that are not square on top. The hooks fell forward too far and rattled each time I opened them. I found it worked great on the oven door. I made a couple hot pads and crocheted a chain to keep the towel on the door so you could see the affect. I think it works great. This tip might help you, too. By Sandi/Poor But Proud ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Little Johnny went with his mom and dad to his grandmother's house for dinner. When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away. "Johnny, wait until we say our prayer," said his mother. "I don't have to," the boy replied. "Of course, you do," his mother insisted. "We say a prayer before eating at our house." "That's our house," Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house. She already knows how to cook!" ___________________________________________________
you just don't find wives like this anymore
____________________________________________________ Bill said the power went out again in L.A. His wife, Kathy had heard a plane flying low overhead. She noticed the plane's landing lights were on and said, "Must not be a widespread power outage -- the plane's lights are on." She was lucky she was not downtown. I heard that during the latest power failure in Los Angeles thousands of people were trapped for hours on store escalators. ____________________________________________________ A sargeant general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the sargeant arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said, "That's it." ____________________________________________________
The most beautiful rainbow colored river is found in Columbia. The river is named Caño Cristales, or “Crystal Spout.”

Today, February 9, in
1870 The United States Weather Bureau was authorized by Congress. 
 The bureau is officially known as the National Weather Service (NWS). 
1884 Thomas Edison and Patrick Kenny executed a patent application 
 for a chemical recording stock quotation telegraph (U.S. Pat. 314,115). 
1885 The first Japanese arrived in Hawaii. 
1895 Volley Ball was invented by W.G. Morgan. 
1900 Dwight F. Davis put up a new tennis trophy to go to the winner 
 in matches against England. The trophy was a silver cup that 
 weighed 36 pounds. 
1909 The first forestry school was incorporated in Kent, Ohio. 
1942 The U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff held its first formal meeting 
 to coordinate military strategy during World War II. 
1942 Daylight-saving "War Time" went into effect in the U.S. 
1943 During World War II, the battle of Guadalcanal ended with an 
 American victory over Japanese forces. 
1950 U.S. Senator Joseph McCarthy charged that the State Department 
 was riddled with Communists. This was the beginning of "McCarthyism." 
1969 The Boeing 747 flew its inaugural flight. 
1971 The San Fernando Valley experienced the Sylmar earthquake that 
 registered 6.4 on the Richter Scale. 
1971 The Apollo 14 spacecraft returned to Earth after mankind's 
 third landing on the moon. 
1975 The Russian Soyuz 17 returned to Earth. 
1989 Kohlberg Kravis Roberts and Co. completed the $25 billion 
 purchase of RJR Nabisco, Inc. 
2001 "Hannibal," the sequel to "Silence of the Lambs," opened 
 in theaters.
2015  smiled.


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