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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Florida man charged with Assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator into Wendy’s
Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, February 11, in 1808 Judge Jesse Fell experimented by burning anthracite coal to keep his house warm. He successfully showed how clean the coal burned and how cheaply it could be used as a heating fuel. History ______________________________________________________ Crime does not pay ... as well as politics. --- Alfred E. Newman "If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error." --- John Kenneth Galbraith "It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them." --- Mark Twain "Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud." --- Sophocles ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ President Calvin Coolidge, 30th U.S. president (1923 to 1929) was a man of very few words. One Sunday he went to church, but his wife, Grace, stayed home. When he returned, she asked, "Was the sermon good?" "Yup," was Coolidge's brief reply. "What was it about?" Grace asked. "Sin." "And what did the minister say?" "He's against it." ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ reported by Sr Anna An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Joshua James, Jupiter, Floriduh Assault with a deadly weapon: Florida man charged with throwing alligator into Wendy’s Authorities in Florida have arrested a man accused of throwing a live alligator through a restaurant’s drive-through window. Investigators identified Joshua James, of Jupiter, Fla., as the man who tossed the 3 1/2-foot reptile into a Wendy’s last fall, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission incident report. He faces three charges related to the incident: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon; unlawful sale, possession or transporting of an alligator; and petty theft. James, 24, was taken into custody and booked into the Palm Beach County Detention Center on Monday, as first reported by NBC affiliate WPTV. The driver, wearing a backwards baseball hat, arrived at the drive-through window to receive a large drink just before 1:30 a.m. on Oct. 11, according to the report’s summary of surveillance footage. “While the attendant has her back to the window and is at her register, the male driver reaches across the inside of his vehicle in the passenger area and throws an alligator from his vehicle into the drive through window,” the report reads. A photograph in the report shows the American Alligator flat with its legs splayed on the fast food restaurant’s kitchen floor. An officer responding to the incident captured the alligator, taped its jaws shut “for safety” and released it into a nearby canal, according to the report. I would hope he cut the duck tape before dumping the baby gator into the canal! ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Punk Re: Changing from GIF to JPG Dear Webby I hope you are doing well. You often mention changing pictures (and maybe documents as well) from PNG or PSP or PSD format, then save as a JPG or GIF. How do you change to or from JPG . I Have no idea how to change these. And I'm needing specific details if possible. I sometimes have some pictures that need to be changed Thank you for all the info you share as well as the good laughs on you page. Sincerely, Punk Dear Punk Don't try to change them with the file explorer. That would wreck them. Open the picture with any graphics program. There are many hundreds of them, most of them free. The biggest one is GIMP (free) Second biggest one is Photoshop (not free) Third biggest one is Corell (not free) and so on. There is even one included in Windows. Just pick any one of them, crop and resize the picture to the clipping and size you want, mess with contrast and brightness if needed, then save AS, and in the saving process select the format. That's all there is to it. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Creamy Yoghurt Salad A cumin flavored yoghurt salad with cooked potato, cucumber, carrot, apple and peas. Approximate Time: 1/2 hour Ingredients: 250 g (8 oz) yoghurt 1 potato, peeled and boiled 100 g (3.5 oz) green peas, boiled 1 apple, with peel cucumber, medium carrot, medium with peel 2 Tbsp cream 1/2 tsp black pepper 1/4 tsp cumin seed powder salt to taste pinch white pepper Steps: Peel and boil potato. Wash carrot, cucumber and apple. Beat the yoghurt in a bowl with cream, cumin powder, salt, black and white peppers. Mix well. Cube cucumber, carrot, apple and cooked potato. Add cubed ingredients and green peas to the yoghurt bowl. Mix well. Serve chilled. By Amnabas ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines Flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon. If it is Coast Guard, it's still light outside. If it's a Cessna: It's four hours of golfing light left. If it's a Piper: Pub's open." ___________________________________________________
And he waited such a long time!
____________________________________________________ The CIA lost track of one of its agents, and called in one of their top spy hunters. The CIA boss says, "All I can tell you is that his name is Murphy and that he's somewhere in Ireland. If you think you've located him, tell him the code words, 'The weather forecast calls for mist in the morning.' If it's really him, he'll answer, 'Yes, and for mist at noon as well.'" So the spy hunter goes to Ireland and stops in a bar in Dublin. He says to the bartender: "Maybe you can help me. I'm looking for a guy named Murphy." The bartender replies, "You're going to have to be more specific because, around here, there are lots of guys named Murphy. There's Murphy the Baker, who runs the pastry shop on the next block. There's Murphy the Banker, who's president of our local savings bank. There's Murphy the Blacksmith, who works at the stables. And, as a matter of fact, my name is Murphy, too." Hearing this, the spy hunter figures he might as well try the code words on the bartender, so he says, "The weather forecast calls for mist in the morning." The bartender replies, "Oh, you're looking for Murphy the Spy. He used to live on the top floor in 205, right down the street on the left, but he went into hiding. " No more was forthcoming from the bartender until the spyhunter paid for a round. "It's going to be misty around noon as well." ____________________________________________________ "Wow, man," Timmy said. "God parted the Red Sea and let all His people through on dry ground!" "Sorry," said the 'biblical' scholar. "But that wasn't the Red Sea; it was the Reed Sea. And its water is only about 1 foot deep. No miracle was involved." "Oh," said Timmy. Then, reading on a little more, he said, "Wow, man! What a miracle! God drowned all those Egyptians in 1 foot of water!" ____________________________________________________
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Today, February 11, in
1752 The Pennsylvania Hospital opened as the very first 
 hospital in America. 
1808 Judge Jesse Fell experimented by burning anthracite 
 coal to keep his house warm. He successfully showed how 
 clean the coal burned and how cheaply it could be used 
 as a heating fuel. 
1812 The term "gerrymandering" had its beginning when the 
 governor of Massachusetts, Elbridge Gerry, signed a 
 redistricting law that favored his party. 
1858 A French girl, Bernadette Soubirous, claimed to have 
 seen a vision of the Virgin Mary near Lourdes. 
1929 The Lateran Treaty was signed. Italy now recognized 
 the independence and sovereignty of Vatican City. 
1936 Pumping began the process to build San Francisco's 
 Treasure Island. 
1937 General Motors agreed to recognize the United 
 Automobile Workers Union, which ended the current sit-down 
 strike against them. 
1943 General Dwight David Eisenhower was selected to command 
 the allied armies in Europe. 
1945 During World War II, the Yalta Agreement was signed by U.S.  
 President Franklin Roosevelt, British Prime Minister Winston 
 Churchill and Soviet leader Josef Stalin. It was about carving
 up Europe and destroy it, so that it would never rise up
 against the Allies again.
1958 Ruth Carol Taylor was the first black woman to become a 
 stewardess by making her initial flight. 
1960 Jack Paar walked off while live on the air on the "Tonight 
 Show" with four minutes left. He did this in response to censors 
 cutting out a joke from the show the night before. 
1972 McGraw-Hill Publishing Co. and Life magazine canceled plans 
 to publish an autobiography of Howard Hughes. The work turned 
 out to be fake. 
1979 Nine days after the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini returned to 
 Iran (after 15 years in exile) power was seized by his followers. 
1982 France nationalized five groups of major industries and 
 39 banks. 
1984 The tenth Space Shuttle mission returned to Earth safely. 
1990 Nelson Mandela was freed after 27 years in captivity. 
1990 In Tokyo, Japan, James "Buster" Douglas knocked out Mike 
 Tyson in the tenth round to win the heavyweight championship. 
1993 Janet Reno was appointed to the position of attorney general 
 by U.S. President Clinton. She was the first female to hold 
 the position. 
2000 The space shuttle Endeavor took off. The mission was to 
 gather information for the most detailed map of the earth 
 ever made. 
2000 Great Britain suspended self-rule in Northern Ireland after 
 the Irish Republican Army (IRA) failed to begin decommissioning 
 (disarming) by a February deadline. 
2002 The six stars on NBC's "Friends" signed a deal for 
 $24 million each for the ninth and final season of the series. 
2015  smiled.

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