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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a married NC teacher with 3 kids, who got caught messing with a female student. Judge forbid her to contact her own kids.
Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, February 15, in 1903 Morris and Rose Michtom, Russian immigrants, introduced the first teddy bear in America. History ______________________________________________________ "The only limits are, as always, those of vision." --- James Broughton ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A teen-aged boy with spiked hair, nose ring and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, "I don't really like to dress like this, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them." ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. "It's okay, Dad" the boy said. "The police car right behind us did the same thing." ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Laura Garrigus 30, Fayetville, North Carolina Laura Garrigus of Fayetville, North Carolina, a teacher at Cumberland International Early College. She is now banned from seeing her own kids by judge after alleged sex with 17 year old female student. She is married to a cop and has 3 kids. A North Carolina teacher who resigned after allegedly having a sexual relationship with a student was arrested on Monday. WRAL reported that Laura Garrigus, 30, of Fayetteville, faces four counts of taking indecent liberties with a student and two counts of sexual offense with a student. The suspect worked as a teacher for the Cumberland International Early College in Fayetteville, but resigned in December, the same month the alleged victim told authorities about the allegations. The allegations involved a 17-year-old female student and allegedly took place off-campus from October to December. No other students are believed to have been involved. The suspect was placed in the Cumberland County jail under a $16,000 secured bond and has court planned for Tuesday. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Neil Re: Icon Chaos Dear Webby If Mab is a little bit more tech savvy, point her to this sysinternals (owned by Microsoft) page Desktops This app is dead simple to operate If she has windows 10, ... windows-10 Neil Dear Neil Switching desktops could indeed be a solution for some people. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ A new baby, when he was still in hospital, said to the little babe lying next to him, 'I know I am a boy!' The other baby said, 'What! How DO you know that??' 'Well, it's under the blanket; I can show you...' 'Show me! Show me!' 'SSST! Wait till the nurses are gone...' A few minutes later: 'I can show you now. Watch!' Slowly the baby lifted up his blanket, the other baby peeking under it. 'Can you see it?' The first one said, 'You see it, down there?' 'But WHAT should I see?' 'I'm wearing blue socks!!' ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Homemade Boogie Wipes By lalala... 732 97 The little packages of boogie wipes are nice, but expensive for what you get, they are also too large in my opinion. I decided to make my own out of diaper wipes. Supplies: diaper wipes scissors zip lock baggie Steps: Cut the diaper wipes into quarters. Store them in a baggie to keep them moist. If they start to dry out you can add a tiny amount of water to rehydrate them. They are great for cleaning up little noses and this way you don't waste a whole wipe on a small job. :) ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Sarah sidled up to a guest at the party. She had heard him addressed as doctor and now she said diffidently, "Doctor, may I ask a question?" "Certainly," he said. "Lately," said Sarah, "I have been having a funny pain right here near the heart..." The guest interrupted uncomfortably and said, "I'm terribly sorry, Sarah, but the truth is, I'm a doctor of philosophy." "Oh," said the Sarah, "I'm sorry!" She turned away, but then overcome with curiosity, she turned back. "Just one more question, doctor. Tell me, what kind of disease is philosophy?" ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ Pete from New York arrived in Los Angeles. In an airport taxi cab, Pete asked the driver... "Say, is this really a healthful place?" "It sure is," the cabby replied. "When I came here I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out of bed." "That's wonderful!" said the tourist , "How long have you been here?" "I was born here." ____________________________________________________ A lawyer awakened after a serious operation only to find himself in a room with all the blinds drawn. "Why are all the blinds closed?" he asked the doctor. "Well," the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a huge fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation was a failure." ____________________________________________________
10 Amazing Staircases and ladders from around the globe

Today on February 15
1758 Mustard was advertised for the first time in America. 
1764 The city of St. Louis was established. 
1799 Printed ballots were authorized for use in elections 
 in the state of Pennsylvania. 
1842 Adhesive postage stamps were used for the first time 
 by the City Dispatch Post (Office) in New York City. 
1898 The USS Maine sank when it exploded in Havana Harbor 
 for unknown reasons. More than 260 crew members were killed. 
1900 The British threaten to use natives in their war with 
 the Boers. 
1903 Morris and Rose Michtom, Russian immigrants, introduced 
 the first teddy bear in America. 
1932 George Burns and Gracie Allen debuted as regulars on 
 "The Guy Lombardo Show" on CBS radio. 
1933 U.S. President-elect Franklin Roosevelt escaped an 
 assination attempt in Miami. Chicago Mayor Anton J. Cermak 
 was killed in the attack. 
1942 During World War II, Singapore surrendered to the Japanese. 
1961 A Boeing 707 crashed in Belgium killing 73 people. 
1962 CBS-TV bought the exclusive rights to college football 
 games from the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) 
 for a figure of $10,200,000. 
1965 Canada displayed its new red and white maple leaf flag. 
The flag replaced the old Red Ensign standard. 
1982 During a storm, the Ocean Ranger, a drilling rig, sank 
 off the coast of Newfoundland. 84 men were killed. 
1985 The Center for Disease Control reported that more than 
 half of all nine-year-olds in the U.S. showed no sign of 
 tooth decay. 
1989 After nine years of intervention, the Soviet Union 
 announced that the remainder of its troops had left 
1991 The leaders of Czechoslovakia, Hungary and Poland 
 signed the Visegard agreement, in which they pledged to 
 cooperate in transforming thier countties to free-market 
1995 The FBI arrested Kevin Mitnick and charged him with 
 cracking security in some of the nation's most protected 
 computers. He served five years in jail. 
2002 U.S. President George W. Bush approved Nevada's Yucca 
 Mountain as a site for long-term disposal of radioactive 
 nuclear waste. After a Billion $ had been spent on it,
 the Democrats vetoed it and stopped the project. It didn't
 have their name on it.
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