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Today's Bonehead Award goes to Drunk PA woman tried to take down a bouncer and Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, police officers with her best wrestling moves and football tackles. She also punched a cop in the face.
Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, February 18, in 1673 The first recorded wine auction took place in London. History ______________________________________________________ We always like those who admire us; we do not always like those whom we admire. --- Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ By chance, John Smith witnessed a mugging. About an hour later, the cops arrived, and the officer in charge asked the witness his name. "John Smith," said Smith. "Cut the funny business," the cop barked sharply. "What's your real name?" "All right," said Smith, "put me down as Albert Einstein." "That's more like it," said the man in blue. "You can't fool ME with that Smith stuff." ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ At the company water cooler, the office braggart was boring his fellow workers as usual. His topic of the day was about his children's world travels: one son was teaching in Bolivia, another working in southern Italy. Then he told everyone that his daughter was working on a year's research project in India. "What is it about you," a co-worker finally asked, "that makes your kids want to get so far away from you ?" ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Danae Blaze, 26, South Side, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Drunk PA woman tried to take down a bouncer and Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, police officers with her best wrestling moves and football tackles. She also punched a cop in the face. This took place at Mario's on the South Side. A Washington County woman was arrested for allegedly assaulting a club bouncer and Pittsburgh Police officers. According to police, Danae Blaze, 26, initially tried to cut in line to get into Marioís on the South Side late Saturday night. The bouncer saw her and told her to go to the back of the line. When she said no, the bouncer realized that she was too drunk to enter the establishment at all. At that time, Blaze said she was NOT going to leave. According to the criminal complaint, the woman got into a three-point stance like a football player and charged the bouncer with a shoulder block. When that didnít work, she grabbed his legs and tried to execute a wrestling takedown. The bouncer blocked her, the two started to wrestle and he shoved her from the front door. Blaze reportedly fell at the feet of two Pittsburgh Police officers, who were on-duty outside of the East Carson Street bar. The officers asked her for her identification, which she refused. Police say when they tried to get her to stop, she punched one of them in the face. Police were able to arrest her, but she reportedly kicked, hit and screamed the whole way into the police vehicle. She was taken to the Allegheny County Jail, where she got numerous charges including five felony counts of assault. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Harold K Re: Wipe CDs Dear Webby We have to keep the old CD's of some software to prove we didn't skip any upgrades or use pirated copies. Unfortunately it isn't very stable and needs to be re-installed now and then. The problem is that people rarely put them back right away and then the next person grabs the previous update and installs that. You can imagine the mess. Is there an absolutely 100% guaranteed way to wipe a CD so that the data on it can never be re-used, but that keeps the printed face reasonably intact ? Harold K Dear Harold 5-10 seconds in a Microwave will give you a cute miniature lightning show and an almost psychedelic finish on the data side of the CD. It OBVIOUSLY is fried, but usually the printed side is intact. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ A man complains to a friend, "I can't take it anymore." "What's wrong?" his concerned friend asks. "It's my wife. Every time we have an argument, she gets historical!" "You mean hysterical," his friend said, chuckling. "No, I mean HISTORICAL," the man insists. "Every argument we have, she'll go "I still remember that time when you said ...." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Two Ingredient Coconut Banana Cookies By attosa 180 435 Two Ingredient Coconut Banana Cookies By attosa 180 435 I love these little cookies! They only have two ingredients, shredded coconut and banana. They turn out like a cross between banana bread and coconut macaroons. You can use a super ripe banana and unsweetened coconut or a plain banana and sweetened coconut, however you decided to go by how sweet you like them. These are a great option for those who are vegan or gluten-free. Approximate Time: 25 minutes Yield: 9 cookies Ingredients: 1 banana 1 cup shredded coconut (I used sweetened) Steps: Preheat oven to 350 F and grease a cookie sheet. Mash bananas and coconut very well with a fork. Drop little mounds onto your prepared cookie sheet. Bake for 15 to 20 minutes or until edges and tops are golden. Let cool completely then remove and serve. ______________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ Quote from a recent Government office meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done". ____________________________________________________ Chris: Why did you sell that brand new pressure cooker at your yard sale? Cindy: It may look like a pressure cooker to you, but in the hands of my husband, it's a secret weapon. Last Sunday, he shot a pot roast into outer space! ____________________________________________________
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Today on February 20
1673 The first recorded wine auction took place in London. 
1809 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled the power of the federal 
 government was greater than that of any individual state. 
1815 The USS Constitution, under Captain Charles Stewart 
 fought the British ships Cyane and Levant. The Constitution 
 captured both, but lost the Levant after encountering a 
 British squadron. The Constitution and the Cyane returned 
 to New York safely on May 15, 1815. The Cyane was purchased 
 and became the USS Cyane. 
1839 The U.S. Congress prohibited dueling in the District 
 of Columbia. 
1872 Luther Crowell received a patent for a machine that 
 manufactured paper bags. 
1872 Silas Noble and J.P. Cooley patented the toothpick 
 manufacturing machine. 
1901 The first territorial legislature of Hawaii convened. 
1921 The motion picture "The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse" 
 was released starring Rudolph Valentino. 
1931 The U.S. Congress allowed California to build the Oakland 
 Bay Bridge. 
1944 "Big Week" began as U.S. bombers began raiding German 
 aircraft manufacturing centers during World War II. 
1962 John Glenn made space history when he orbited the world 
 three times in 4 hours, 55 minutes. He was the first American 
 to orbit the Earth. He was aboard the Friendship 7 Mercury 
 capsule. Glenn witnessed the  while  in flight.
1965 Ranger 8 crashed on the moon after sending back thousands 
 of pictures of its surface. 
1987 A bomb exploded in a computer store in Salt Lake City, UT. 
 The blast was blamed on the Unabomber. 
1993 Two ten-year-old boys were charged by police in Liverpool, 
 England, in the abduction and death of a toddler. The two boys 
 were later convicted. 
1998 American Tara Lipinski, at age 15, became the youngest 
 gold medalist in winter Olympics history when she won the 
 ladies' figure skating title at Nagano, Japan. 
2001 FBI Agent Robert Phillip Hanssen was arrested and charged 
 with spying for the Russians for 15 years. 
2002 In Reqa Al-Gharbiya, Egypt, a fire raced through a train 
 killing at least 370 people and injuring at least 65. 
2003 In West Warwick, RI, 100 people were killed and more than 
 230 were injured when fire destroyed the nightclub The Station. 
 The fire started with sparks from a pyrotechnic display being 
 used by Jack Russel's Great White. Ty Longley, guitarist for 
 the band, was one of the victims in the fire. 
2008 The U.S. Navy destroyed an inoperable spy satellite with a 
 missile from the USS Lake Erie. 
2016  smiled.

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