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Today's Bonehead Award goes to Drunk PA woman tried to take down a bouncer and Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, police officers with her best wrestling moves and football tackles. She also punched a cop in the face.
Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, February 21, in 1804 The first self-propelled locomotive on rails was demonstrated in Wales. 1842 John J. Greenough patented the sewing machine. 1842 John J. Greenough patented the sewing machine. 1848 The Communist Manifesto was published by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, causing even more killing than Mohammed did. History ______________________________________________________ The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. --- Elizabeth Taylor (1932 - 2011) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ After much urging by his wife, Uncle Joe applied for work on a farm. The foreman decided to give him a try and told him to milk a cow, equipping him with a stool and a bucket. An hour later Uncle Joe returned dirty and sweaty, the bucket in one hand and the broken stool in the other. "Extracting the milk was easy," he explained. "The worst part was getting the cow to sit on the stool!" ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ Before Bill's daughter went off to college, he took her on a vacation in Colorado. They flew to Denver and rented a car. They visited the Royal Gorge Bridge, which is more than 1000 feet above the Arkansas River. Walking out onto the bridge, he noticed it swaying in the wind. Then a car went past them, and the wood-plank roadway moved beneath their feet. "I don't think I want to drive the car across this bridge," he finally said. "What are you worried about?" his daughter replied. "It's a rental." ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Christi Howell a Casey Shackleford Kaufman County, Texas Texas mother, boyfriend charged with waterboarding her 13-year-old son and tying rope around his genitals A Texas mother and her boyfriend are accused of waterboarding her 13-year-old son and tying a rope around his genitals. Christi Howell poured water over the boy's mouth and nose while Casey Shackleford held a towel over his face, Kaufman County investigators charge in an affidavit. The boy told investigators he was punished for admitting he touched the family dog in an inappropriate way. Shackleford, while trying to get an explanation, would slap the boy in the face if he broke eye contact, according to WFAA. Shackleford ordered Howell to get a "pig rope" and tie it to the boy's "private parts," according to the station. Howell "pulled on the rope as if she was trying to pull him around and off the couch," according to a warrant obtained by the station. Shackleford then commanded Howell to tie the rope around the boy's neck while it was still connected to his genitals, WFAA reported. Shackleford pushed him onto the couch, causing him pull the rope tighter, according to the report. The rope was tied to his genitals for "five to ten minutes," according to the station. The boy suffered cuts and burns from the rope. Christi Howell and Casey Shackleford are facing charges of felony injury to a child. The teen also said he had been been previously punished by Howell for not doing push-ups correctly. Howell "would hit him 20 to 30 times in the back, butt, and elbows with a stick," according to the station. Howell admitted she tied the rope around the teen, but said her beau "came up with the idea and told her to do it," according to the station. She also admitted she waterboarded her son. Waterboarding is a controversial interrogation technique that was banned by the U.S. in questioning terror suspects. Both Howell and Shackleford are facing charges of felony injury to a child. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Trudy Re: Web address into an email Dear Webby How do I put a web address into an email so that the people who get it can click on it to jump to that web site? Trudy Most readers will be able to use it as a link if you just copy the web address from the browser location field and paste it like this: http://webby.com/humor/ For AOLers and a few others you have to use this form: Click here Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Bob has an inferiority complex. However, according to him, it's not a very good one. ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Prescription Bottles for Storing Flower Seeds By Diane W. 4 2 I love to collect flower seeds from my own flowers to plant the next season or to share with others. I also like to collect from other places, but often found myself using napkins, or scrap paper as an impromptu container. Then it hit me! I started saving prescription bottles and added labels to them to use as collection containers! I keep a few in my car, large purse, and of course at home. Now I'm ready when I'm out and about where I can collect seeds! ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Police was dispatched to an Ohio college campus this week to break up a fight involving two group of students, about 35 students total were involved. A group of black students saw what they thought were members of the KKK white supremacist organization parading around the campus. They took offense and proceeded to yell and throw empty bottles at them. A fight followed. It turned out that they were members of a campus fraternity that were going to a Halloween party dressed as the Pope and his entourage of Cardinals... That'll teach people about wearing "evil" costumes! ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ A man walks up the counter and says, "I'll have 2 pounds of Tofu." The man at the counter says, "Oh, you must be from California." The man responds, "How stereotypical! If I had ordered Pepperoni would you think I was Italian?" "No." answers the man at the counter. And besides, pepperoni is more Sicilian than Italian. "If I had ordered Wienerschnitzel would you have thought I was German," he asks. "No." says the man behind the counter, "and besides, Wiener Schnitzel are from Wien, the capital of Austria." "Then why," he asks, "would you think I was from California???" The man looks up from the counter and says, "'Cause you're in a hardware store." ____________________________________________________ A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the back seat. The women just won't leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, "You're driving too fast!" His wife says, "Stay more to the left." And so on. After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, "Who's driving this car anyway? You or your mother?" ____________________________________________________
I never knew these horses existed!

Today on February 21
1804 The first self-propelled locomotive on rails was 
 demonstrated in Wales. 
1842 John J. Greenough patented the sewing machine. 
1848 The Communist Manifesto was published by Karl Marx 
 and Friedrich Engels. 
1858 The first electric burglar alarm was installed in 
 Boston, MA. 
1878 The first telephone directories issued in the U.S. 
 were distributed to residents in New Haven, CT. It was 
 a single page of only fifty names. 
1916 During World War I, the Battle of Verdun began in 
 France. The battle ended on December 18, 1916 with an 
 Allied victory over Germany. 
932 William N. Goodwin patented the camera exposure meter. 
1947 Edwin Land demonstrated the Polaroid Land Camera to 
 the Optical Society of America in New York City. It was 
 the first camera to take, develop and print a picture on 
 photo paper all in about 60 seconds. The photos were black 
 and white. The camera went on sale the following year. 
1965 Malcolm X was assassinated in New York City at the age 
 of 39 by assassins identified as Black Muslims. 
1973 Israeli fighter planes shot down a Libyan Airlines 
 jet over the Sinai Desert. More than 100 people were killed. 
1988 In Baton Rouge, LA, TV evangelist Jimmy Swaggart 
 confessed to his congregation that he was guilty of an 
 unspecified sin. He announced that he was leaving the pulpit 
 temporarily. Swaggart had been linked to an admitted 
 prostitute. 
1989 U.S. President George H.W. Bush called Ayatollah Khomeini's 
 death warrant against "Satanic Verses" author Salman Rushdie 
 "deeply offensive to the norms of civilized behavior." 
1995 Chicago stockbroker Steve Fossett became the first person 
 to fly solo across the Pacific Ocean in a balloon. He landed 
 in Leader, Saskatchewan, Canada. 
2003 David Hasselhoff and his wife Pamela were injured in a 
 motorcycle accident. The accident was caused by a strong gust 
 of wind. Hasselhoff fractured his lower back and broke several 
 ribs. His wife fractured her left ankle and right wrist. 
2016  smiled.


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