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Today's Bonehead Award goes to Amanda Nicole Savage and husband Gary Lee Savage, leave 5 year old in frozen car as they go shoplifting at Priscilla’s Lingerie Store in Myrtle Beach, S.C.
Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, February 22, in 1630 Quadequine introduced popcorn to English colonists at their first Thanksgiving dinner. History ______________________________________________________ The shortest distance between two points is under construction. --- Noelie Altito ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A hunting guide got himself into a bit of a fix. His party became hopelessly lost in the mountains and they blamed him for leading them astray. "You told us you were the best guide in Colorado!" they asserted. "I am," he said, "but I think we're in Wyoming now." ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ Two-year-old Paige was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist. Paige kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed. With six other patients waiting, Paige marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder. "Mommy," she yelled, "wake up! This is not church!" ______________________________________________________ Summer In Australia, from FB. ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Amanda Nicole Savage, 24, Gary Lee Savage, 26, Elberton, Georgia. Amanda Nicole Savage and husband Gary Lee Savage, leave 5 year old in frozen car as they go shoplifting at Priscilla’s Lingerie Store in Myrtle Beach, S.C. Two cold-hearted parents left their 5-year-old child in a frigid car when they tried to heat up their Valentine's Day by stealing sex toys, police said. Amanda Nicole Savage, 24, and Gary Lee Savage, 26, got caught lifting toys and lubricants from Priscilla’s Lingerie Store in Myrtle Beach, S.C., on Sunday night, according to an arrest report cited by WBTW-TV. Police officers who cuffed the Elberton, Ga., couple around 11 p.m. Sunday found the kid locked in their car in 36-degree weather, the court documents showed. They now face shoplifting and child cruelty charges. Myrtle Beach police said staff told them the child languished in the car “for a while” as the husband and wife browsed around the Kings Highway shop. A sensor alarm went off when they tried to leave, according to cops. Police said they couldn’t find any guests matching the couple's names at a hotel where they claimed they were staying, and the car looked like the family was living in it. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Chris Re: Camera for keeps Dear Webby I need a digital camera, but a decent one this time. I have tried those $69 cameras that are advertised in spam as being crystal clear and razor sharp. Total waste of money. Now I am willing to spend some real money and get a camera that will do me for many years and that is good enough to make it worth while making an effort to get good at using it. What should I get and why? Chris Dear Chris First decide which color scheme you prefer. Get a disposable Kodak and a disposable Fuji. Tale the same pictures with both cameras. When they have been printed, you will notice that the Kodak prints are a warmer tint, and the Fuji are a colder, more greenish tint. I am by no means saying that one color rendition is better than the other. YOU have to decide which rendition looks better in YOUR eyes. If you prefer the Kodak type, get a Canon or Kodak camera. If you prefer the Fuji rendition, get a Nikon or Fuji. Once you have decided on which side of the isle to shop, get the best, that you can afford on THAT side of the isle. If you shop on the wrong side of the isle, you simply won't be happy, no matter how good the camera is. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Q:What does Thor, the god of Thunder, wear under his armor? A:Thunderwear ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Prescription Bottles for Storing Flower Seeds By Diane W. 4 2 I love to collect flower seeds from my own flowers to plant the next season or to share with others. I also like to collect from other places, but often found myself using napkins, or scrap paper as an impromptu container. Then it hit me! I started saving prescription bottles and added labels to them to use as collection containers! I keep a few in my car, large purse, and of course at home. Now I'm ready when I'm out and about where I can collect seeds! ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Norman and his wife Marina live in Michigan. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the EVEN numbered side of the street, so that the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and with much huffing and puffing moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the ODD numbered side of the street, so that the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week, again during breakfast, the radio announcer says "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park...........", then the electric power goes out. Marina says, "Honey, I don't know what to do." Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time? Until you get your drivers license back, I am not going to buy you any gas anyway." ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ Henry Kissinger goes to see a poor man and says, "I want to arrange a marriage for your son. "The poor man replies, "I never interfere in my son's life." Kissinger responds, "But the girl is Lord Rothscild's daughter." "Well, in that case..." Next Kissinger approaches Lord Rothschild. "I have a husband for your daughter." "But my daughter is too young to marry." "But this young man is already a vice president of the World Bank." "Ah, in that case..." Finally Kissinger goes to see the president of the World Bank. "I have a young man to recommend to you as a vice president." "But I already have more vice presidents than I need." "But this young man is Lord Rothschild's son-in-law." "Ah, in that case...." ____________________________________________________ On her birthday Karen announced to the whole family: "From now on, starting tomorrow, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV." True to her word, promptly the next morning she moved the TV into her bedroom. ____________________________________________________
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Today on February 22
1630 Quadequine introduced popcorn to English colonists 
 at their first Thanksgiving dinner. 
1784 "Empress of China", a U.S. merchant ship, left New 
 York City for the Far East. 
1819 Spain ceded Florida to the United States. 
1860 Organized baseball’s first game was played in San 
 Francisco, CA. 
1865 In the U.S., Tennessee adopted a new constitution 
 that abolished slavery. 
1879 In Utica, NY, Frank W. Woolworth opened his first 
 5 and 10-cent store. 
1920 The first dog race track to use an imitation rabbit 
 opened in Emeryville, CA. 
1923 The first successful chinchilla farm opened in Los 
 Angeles, CA. It was the first farm of its kind in the U.S. 
1973 The U.S. and Communist China agreed to establish 
 liaison offices. 
1984 The U.S. Census Bureau statistics showed that the state 
 of Alaska was the fastest growing state of the decade with 
 an increase in population of 19.2 percent. 
1997 Scottish scientist Ian Wilmut and colleagues announced 
 that an adult sheep had been successfully cloned. Dolly was 
 actually born on July 5, 1996. Dolly was the first mammal 
 to have been successfully cloned from an adult cell. 
2002 In the Philippines, An MH-47E Chinook helicopter crashed 
 into the ocean. All 10 men aboard were killed. 
2010 A copy of "Action Comics #1" sold at auction for $1 million. 
 The comic featured the introduction of Superman. 
2010 Walmart announced it was acquiring the video streaming 
 company Vudu, Inc. 
2016  smiled.


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