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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Cold Spring, Minnesota, bonehead, who was jealous because his wife was spending more time with their 4 month old than him. He tried to shoot her while she is breastfeeding the baby. Lucky for her, the gun jams. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, February 27, in 1827 New Orleans held its first Mardi Gras celebration. History ______________________________________________________ We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for. --- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach Talk low, talk slow, and don't talk too much. --- John Wayne (1907 - 1979) A short saying oft contains much wisdom. --- Sophocles (496 BC - 406 BC) "You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him." --- Leo Aikman ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ >From Clyde The judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It's made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?" "Well, I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband's parents." The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz we don't have a car." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes,both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music - all that hip hop and rap tap - but we can't seem to do anything about it." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes. Sure does.He gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee." The judge asked, "Is your husband a nagger?" "Oh, hell no, he's as white as you and me!" Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why in hell do you want a divorce? "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce, my husband does. The damn fool says he can't communicate with me." Sent from my rotary phone Clyde unsubscribed a month ago because he was going to a hospice to die. He still continues to chirp in now and then. Hang in there, Clyde! ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ A taxicab went out of control and raced crazily through traffic like some Toyotas with faulty chips are apt to do. "Can't you stop it?" the passenger yelled at the driver. "No!" shouted the driver. "Well," said the passenger, "at least turn off the meter!" ______________________________________________________ From FB ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Nicholas George Lehmeier, 28 Cold Spring, Minnesota Cold Spring, Minnesota, bonehead is jealous his wife is spending more time with their 4 month old than him. He tries to shoot her while she is breastfeeding the baby. Lucky for her, the gun jams. A 28-year-old Cold Spring man is accused of abusing his wife for over 10 years, including nearly shooting her while she breastfed their baby last summer, according to charges filed in Stearns County. Nicholas George Lehmeier faces one felony count of second- degree assault with a dangerous weapon – a firearm – in connection to the July 2015 incident. According to the complaint, on Monday, Feb. 8, a woman spoke to a deputy at the sheriff’s office and reported that Lehmeier had been subjecting her to physical and verbal abuse for over 10 years. She said in July, Lehmeier took a 12-gauge shotgun, loaded it and pointed it at her as she was breastfeeding their 4-month-old baby. She said she remembered him cocking the gun and pulling the trigger about 3 to 4 feet from her, but it didn’t go off. He was allegedly upset that she was spending more time with the child than him. According to the complaint, the incident happened the first night they were able to bring the child home since their five children were removed from the home due to a prior incident. In that prior incident, Lehmeier was charged and convicted with assaulting their 7-year-old child. The complaint continues that after the shotgun incident, he went and grabbed a handgun, along with one round, saying “one bullet is all I need to end this.” The victim thought he was going to shoot her, but he then allegedly went downstairs and shot the gun out of a window because he didn’t want to shoot her. The victim said she didn’t tell authorities because she was too afraid, and that he always threatened to kill her or the children. She said he also controlled all their finances, controlled who she was friends with and never allowed her to have anything private in her life. The victim also accused Lehmeier of raping her and that he said because they were married she had to have sex with him. If convicted, Lehmeier faces up to seven years in prison and/or a $14,000 fine. In Minnesota what he did is apparently not a big deal. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Bonnie Re: Picture Origin Dear Webby Thanks for that Today Bonnie Smiled - I actually did when I read it! But here's what I wanted to share with you and all your subscribers. Did you know that if you come across a picture on the Internet that you can't identify or figure out where/what it is, you can Right Click once and then type S (not case sensitive) and there's a very good chance you will find that image somewhere with the info you want. I'm not sure if this will work in Internet Explorer; for sure in Chrome. I just did that with today's photo, since it didn't look like I could use it effectively for my desktop background that I change every day, and found not only that photo but tons of other similar ones. If you want to edit this & include it in the letter as a tip for all, feel free. In any case, hey, have a great day up there in your part of the world! Bonnie in Candia, NH Dear Bonnie Thanks for a very valuable tip! Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. What'll it be?" The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains." "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest. The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count,' St. Peter?" "No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing." "In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud." "So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks. "The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult." "Why?" asketh the Lord. "He's on a studded snow tire, somewhere in Wisconsin." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Tip: Hot Chocolate Bar for Parties By lalala... [732 Posts, 97 Comments] At your next holiday, why not warm up your guests by having a hot chocolate bar. It was a big hit at our son's birthday party, especially for the kids! We had both a large crockpot with a ladle and an electric kettle for hot water. Supplies: hot chocolate mix whipped cream candy canes (crushed or whole) mini marshmallows sprinkles cups with lids and sleeves stir sticks ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ >From Connie A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted: "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than a $20, I wouldn't be eating here." ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say Grace when he opened the casserole dish that his thrifty bride had prepared from all of the refrigerator leftovers. "I don't know," he said dubiously, "but it seems to me that I've blessed all this stuff before." "That's OK", she replied. "Just pick around the already blessed stuff." ____________________________________________________ It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large order. As the harried-looking clerk lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents crashing to the floor. "They just don't make these bags like they used to," the clerk blurted to the customer. "That was supposed to happen in your driveway!" ____________________________________________________
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Today on February 27
1700 The Pacific Island of New Britain was discovered. 
1801 The city of Washington, DC, was placed under 
 congressional jurisdiction. 
1827 New Orleans held its first Mardi Gras celebration. 
1861 In Warsaw, Russian troops fired on a crowd protesting 
 Russian rule over Poland. Five protesting marchers were 
 killed in the incident. 
1867 Dr. William G. Bonwill invented the dental mallet. 
1883 Oscar Hammerstein patented the first cigar-rolling 
1896 The "Charlotte Observer" published a picture of an X-ray 
 photograph made by Dr. H.L. Smith. The photograph showed a 
 perfect picture of all the bones of a hand and a bullet that 
 Smith had placed between the third and fourth fingers in the palm. 
1900 In South Africa, the British received an unconditional 
 surrender from Boer Gen. Piet Cronje at Paardeberg. 
1933 The Reichstag, Germany's parliament building in Berlin, was 
 set afire. The Nazis accused Communist for the fire. 
1939 The U.S. Supreme Court outlawed sit-down strikes. 
1949 Chaim Weizmann became the first Israeli president. 
1951 The 22nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was ratified, 
 limiting U.S. Presidents to two terms. 
1973 The American Indian Movement occupied Wouned Knee in 
 South Dakota. 
1982 Wayne B. Williams was convicted of murdering two of the 
 28 black children and young adults whose bodies were found in 
 Atlanta, GA, over a two-year period. 
1990 The Exxon Corporation and Exxon Shipping were indicted on 
 five criminal counts in reference to the 1989 Exxon Valdez 
 oil spill. 
1991 U.S. President George H.W. Bush announced live on 
 television that "Kuwait is liberated." 
1997 In Ireland, divorce became legal. 
1998 Britain's House of Lords agreed to give a monarch's 
 first-born daughter the same claim to the throne as any 
 first-born son. This was the end to 1,000 years of male 
1999 Colin Prescot and Andy Elson set a new hot air balloon 
 endurance record when they had been aloft for 233 hours 
 and 55 minutes. The two were in the process of trying to 
 circumnavigate the Earth. 
1999 Nigeria returned to civilian rule when Gen. Olusegun 
 Obasanjo became the country's first elected president since 
 August of 1983. 
2002 In Boston, twenty people working at Logan International 
 Airport were charged with lying to get their jobs or 
 security badges. 
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