Will Microsoft Works 2006 work on W10? 

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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a New York woman faces felony charge for driving with homemade license plate Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, March 6, in 1836 The thirteen-day siege of the Alamo by Santa Anna and his army ended. The Mexican army of three thousand men defeated the 189 Texas volunteers. History ______________________________________________________ Every hero becomes a bore at last. --- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Pythagorean theorem : 24 Words The Lord's Prayer : 66 Words Archimedes' Principle : 67 Words The 10 Commandments : 179 Words The Gettysburg Address : 286 Words The Declaration of Independence : 1,300 Words The U. S. Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 Words ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ >Thanks to Rose for this one: BAKED STUFFED TURKEY 16- 25 lb. turkey 2 C melted butter 2 C stuffing 2 C uncooked popcorn salt/pepper to taste Carefully search the cavity of the turkey for two plastic baggies. One contains some incomprehensible gibberish printed on paper, probably instructions. Discard that. Baked and plasticised instructions taste awful. The other contains gizzards or giblets or whatchamacallits, some mysterious inner organs of the turkey. Give those to your dog or cat. If the dog or cat dies by the time the turkey is cooked, don't eat the turkey. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt and pepper. Fill cavity with popcorn. Sew it up securely with butcher twine. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for popping sounds. When the turkey's butt blows the oven door open, and the turkey flies across the room, it's done, by golly. Microwave the stuffing and sprinkle it with turkey soup to make it easier to stuff it through a large oil-change funnel into the turkey. And you thought I couldn't cook. ______________________________________________________ Lower Yellowstone Falls From FB ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Amanda Schweickert, 28, Sardinia, Nedw York New York woman faces felony charge for driving with homemade license plate A Sardinia, NY., woman is facing several charges after Erie County Sheriff's deputies discovered her hand crafted license plate during a traffic stop. A deputy pulled over Amanda Schweickert, 28, in the western New York town of Springville Wednesday morning after the officer noticed that Schweickert's license plate just didn't look right. According to the Erie County Sherif's Office, Schweickert's license plate had been fashioned from cardboard and then painted to look like a legit plate. Schwieckert was also driving a car with a suspended registration and without insurance. The 28-year-old has been charged with a felony count of possessing a forged instrument, a misdemeanor count of operating a vehicle with a suspended registration and three vehicle and traffic infractions. Schweickert being held at the Erie County Holding Center in lieu of $400 bail. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Wendy Re: Will Microsoft Works 2006 work on W10? Dear Webby I have finally purchased a laptop and want to know if I can install Microsoft Works Suite 2006 on it with it running Windows 10 I've done some research but can't seem to find anyplace that will tell me yes or no. Thanks again, you're always such a fantastic help. Cheers, Wendy Dear Wendy Underneath the awkward user interface and more demanding rigmarole, it's still the same old Windows. Works has been replaced with Microsoft Office, but I have a hunch that it still works on W10. Install it and find out! It is not going to break anything. Microsoft claims that W10 is compatible with older Microsoft software and the reason it is so big and clumsy is because of making it compatible with old Microsoft software. However, they also make a Converter available at https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/download/details.aspx?id=12 Install it, and see if you need that converter. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making the most noise. He seized the lad, dragged him to the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused. Returning to the classroom, the principal restored order and lectured the class for half an hour about the importance of good behavior. "Now," he said," are there any questions?" One girl stood up timidly. "What are you going to do to the teacher out in the hallway ?" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Better Boxed Macaroni and Cheese By melissa [280 Posts, 423 Comments] Add a few extra ingredients to boxed macaroni, and end up with something a million times tastier and more substantial. Quick and easy! Approximate Time: 20 minutes? Yield: Around 8-10 servingsBetter Boxed Macaroni and Cheese Ingredients: 5-6 boxes macaroni and cheese 1 can (28 oz) diced tomatoes, drained 2- 15.25 cans (15.25 oz) corn, drained 2 1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese 8 Tbsp butter 1 cup milk salt and pepper to taste Steps: Bring pan of water to a boil. Add macaroni and cook for about 7 minutes or until tender. Drain. Add remaining ingredients, including cheese packets. Better Boxed Macaroni and Cheese Stir over medium/high heat until butter is melted and ingredients are thoroughly combined. Enjoy! Source: My Mom You can, of course, also use No-Name-Brand Macaroni and Cheese packs, or Kirkland, from Costco. "KD" (code word for Kraft Dinner) enthusiasts and pretty well all dorm students, have Millions of "KD" reecipes. True "KD" enthusiasts take the included phony cheese packets and use them to fill sidewalk cracks. After one glance at the ingredients, you will too. Enthusiasts save cheese rinds, pieces left over from making dagwood sandwiches or cheeseburgers, and any cheese left over from anything, in a box and eventually grate it for KD. Buying new cheese for making KD is frowned upon! Most KD enthusiasts believe there should be something of every color included. Those small, colorful sweet peppers, maybe a small hot pepper cut very fine, and of course some sautee'd farmer sausage bits to provide "good" fat, that helps digest the macaroni. If you are in a real hurry, you can add a handful of crumbled bacon bits, and for color top it with fine cut chives or green onion or parsley. You DO need colors, not just Kraft style starch and glue! Always make sure you got all or at least SOME colors. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Plymouth: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. Triumph: David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Honda: because the apostles were all in one Accord. ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!" ____________________________________________________ Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?" ____________________________________________________
Incredible natural phenomena.

Today on March 6
1521 Ferdinand Magellan discovered Guam. 
1808 At Harvard University, the first college orchestra 
 was founded. 
1834 The city of York in Upper Canada was incorporated as 
1836 The thirteen-day siege of the Alamo by Santa Anna and 
 his army ended. The Mexican army of three thousand men 
 defeated the 189 Texas volunteers. 
1854 At the Washington Monument, several men stole the Pope's 
 Stone from the lapidarium. 
1857 The U.S. Supreme Court's Dred Scott decision ruled that 
 blacks could not sue in federal court to be citizens. 
1899 Aspirin was patented by German researchers Felix Hoffman 
 and Hermann Dreser. 
1900 In West Virginia, an explosion trapped 50 coal miners 
1901 An assassin tried to kill Wilhelm II of Germany in Bremen. 
1907 British creditors of the Dominican Republic claimed that 
 the U.S. had failed to collect debts. 
1928 A Communist attack on Peking, China resulted in 3,000 dead 
 and 50,000 fled to Swatow. 
1939 In Spain, Jose Miaja took over the Madrid government after 
 a military coup and vowed to seek "peace with honor." 
1944 During World War II, U.S. heavy bombers began the first 
 American raid on Berlin. Allied planes dropped 2000 tons of 
 bombs in one night. 
1946 Ho Chi Minh, the President of Vietnam, struck an agreement 
 with France that recognized his country as an autonomous state 
 within the Indochinese Federation and the French Union. 
1947 Winston Churchill announced that he opposed British troop 
 withdrawals from India. 
1947 The first air-conditioned naval ship, "The Newport News," 
 was launched from Newport News, VA. 
1957 The British African colonies of the Gold Coast and Togoland 
 became the independent state of Ghana. 
1960 Switzerland granted women the right to vote in municipal 
1960 The United States announced that it would send 3,500 troops 
 to Vietnam. 
1967 U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson announced his plan to 
 establish a draft lottery. 
1970 Charles Manson released his album "Lies" to finance his 
 defense against murder charges. 
1973 U.S. President Richard Nixon imposed price controls on 
 oil and gas. 
1975 Iran and Iraq announced that they had settled their 
 border dispute. 
1980 Islamic militants in Tehran said that they would turn 
 over American hostages to the Revolutionary Council. 
1981 Walter Cronkite appeared on his last episode of 
 "CBS Evening News with Walter Cronkite." He had been on 
 the job 19 years. 
1981 U.S. President Reagan announced a plan to cut 37,000 
 federal jobs. 
1985 Yul Brynner played his his 4,500th performance in the 
 musical "The King and I." 
1987 The British ferry Herald of Free Enterprise capsized in 
 the Channel off the coast of Belgium. 189 people died. 
1990 In Afghanistan, an attempted coup to remove President 
 Najibullah from office failed. 
1990 The Russian Parliament passed a law that sanctioned the 
 ownership of private property. 
1991 In Paris, five men were jailed for plotting to smuggle 
 Libyan arms to the Irish Republican Army. 
1992 The last episode of "The Cosby Show" aired. The show had 
 been on since September of 1984. 
1997 A gunman stole "Tete de Femme," a million-dollar Picasso 
 portrait, from a London gallery. The painting was recovered 
 a week later. 
1997 Britain's Queen Elizabeth II launched the first official 
 royal Web site. 
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