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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Barbara Arellano 51, Santa Fee New Mexico Naked New Mexico dope, who led cops on 100 mph chase A naked female motorist led New Mexico cops on a 100 mph chase Saturday morning that ended when she crashed the vehicle and then was running around on the freeway. After receiving 911 calls about a woman driving recklessly on Interstate 25 in Santa Fe, cops spotted Barbara Arellano, 51, behind the wheel of a Toyota Rav4 that was careening across the road. As she drove, Arellano was throwing items from the car, which topped 100 mph before it clipped a truck and crashed, according to a police report. Somehow, Arellano escaped from the vehicle unhurt and unburdened by clothes. Police dashcam footage showing the naked and top-heavy Arellano running through traffic (while doing this, she repeatedly yelled “Jehovah!”), has been x-rated and is not available to the public.. Arellano, pictured above, was eventually wrestled to the ground by police who covered her in a blue tarp provided by a passing motorist. According to investigators, Arellano explained that she had “used heroin, took a bunch of pills and drank whisky just before driving.” As for her lack of garments, Arellano explained that she was hot. Bystanders agreed. During a search of Arellano’s vehicle, cops found prescription pill bottles containing Tizanidine, a muscle relaxant, and Lorazepam, an anti-anxiety drug. Arellano was charged with drunk driving, battery on a peace officer, reckless driving, and fleeing from police. She was released from the Santa Fe lockup late Monday night after posting bond. Arellano’s rap sheet includes prior arrests for narcotics possession and disorderly conduct. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Harvey T. Re: How good are those international drivers licenses you can get over the net? Dear Webby Lately I saw a lot of mail re an international drivers license that you can order over the net and tha can even be used as ID. Is that true? Harvey T Dear Harvey Always remember: "Spammers Lie". Think about it. What would your typical state trooper say if he pulls you over and you hand him some international drivers license based on the Cayman Islands ? "OK, Mr Smart-Ass from the Cayman Islands. Show me your Visitors Visa ! Haven't got one? Well, we will just have to deport you back to the Islands then. Don't worry about these handcuffs. They won't feel so tight once you get used to them." With legitimate drivers licenses, "International" is just an addendum class of license, like an "Air-Brake" or "Bus" endorsement. Each legitimate drivers license is based on a jurisdiction that vouches for the fact that you have been properly identified and tested for your abilities. If you don't have a visitors Visa from that jurisdiction to the one in which the state trooper or policeman is based, then you are in a lot more trouble than if you had said you haven't got a drivers license. Some of those International drivers licenses are even worse, they generate a printable license with your name and addres, and a mug shot of a moneky. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friends house. Knowing his sweet tooth Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said, "I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake." "No," replied Tommy, "but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces without me asking." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Cut Porcupine Quills Before Removing By Jess [141 Posts, 789 Comments] If you ever have the bad luck to remove porcupine quills from your dog (or yourself), don't just rip the quills out. The barb will cause more damage going out than going in. If you snip off the quill, the hollow walls will collapse, allowing you to remove the barbed quill with less damage. ______________________________________________________
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Today on March 12
1496 Jews were expelled from Syria. 
1609 The Bermuda Islands became an English colony. 
1755 In North Arlington, NJ, the steam engine was used for 
 the first time in the US. 
1809 Britain signed a treaty with Persia forcing the French 
 to leave the country. 
1889 Almon B. Stowger applied for a patent for his automatic 
 telephone system. 
1894 Coca-Cola was sold in bottles for the first time. 
1903 The Czar of Russia issued a decree providing for nominal 
 freedom of religion throughout his territory. 
1905 In Rome, Premier Giovanni Giolliwas forced out of office 
 by continued civil strife. 
1906 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that corporations must yield 
 incriminating evidence in anti-trust suits. 
1909 The British Parliament increased naval appropriations for 
1909 Three U.S. warships were ordered to Nicaragua to stem the 
 conflict with El Salvador. 
1911 Dr. Fletcher of Rockefeller Institute discovered the cause 
 of infantile paralysis. 
1912 The Girl Scout organization was founded. The original name 
 was Girl Guides. 
1923 Dr. Lee DeForest demonstrated phonofilm. It was his technique 
 for putting sound on motion picture film. 
1930 Ghandi began his 200-mile march to the sea that symbolized 
 his defiance of British rule over India. 
1933 President Paul von Hindenburg dropped the flag of the German 
 Republic and ordered that the swastika and empire banner be 
 flown side by side. 
1938 The "Anschluss" took place as German troops entered Austria. 
1940 Finland surrendered to Russia ending the Russo-Finnish War. 
1944 Britain barred all travel to Ireland. 
1947 U.S. President Truman established the "Truman Doctrine" to 
 help Greece and Turkey resist Communism. 
1966 Bobby Hull, of the Chicago Blackhawks, became the first 
 National Hockey League (NHL) player to score 51 points in a single season. 
1985 Larry Bird (Boston Celtics) scored a club-record 60 points against 
 the Atlanta Hawks. 
1985 Former U.S. President Richard M. Nixon announced that he planned 
 to drop Secret Service protection and hire his own bodyguards in 
 an effort to lower the deficit by $3 million. 
1989 About 2,500 veterans and supporters marched at the Art Institute 
 of Chicago to demand that officials remove an American flag placed 
 on the floor as part of an exhibit. 
1992 Mauritius became a republic but remained a member of the British 
1993 In the U.S., the Pentagon called for the closure of 31 major 
 military bases. 
1994 A photo by Marmaduke Wetherell of the Loch Ness monster was 
 confirmed to be a hoax. The photo was taken of a toy submarine with 
 a head and neck attached. 
1994 The Church of England ordained its first women priests. 
1999 Hungary, Poland and the Czech Republic became members of the 
 North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO). All three countries were 
 members of the former Warsaw Pact. 
2002 Conoco and Phillips Petroleum stockholders approved a proposed 
 merger worth $15.6 billion. 
2003 In Utah, Elizabeth Smart was reunited with her family nine months 
 after she was abducted from her home. She had been taken on June 5, 
 2002, by a drifter, who had previously worked at the Smart home. 
2003 The U.S. Air Force announced that it would resume reconnaissance 
 flights off the coast of North Korea. The flights had stopped on 
 March 2 after an encounter with four armed North Korean jets. 
2009 It was announced that the Sears Tower in Chicago, IL, would be 
 renamed Willis Tower. 
2010 In the U.S., Apple began taking pre-orders for the iPad. 
2016  smiled.

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