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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Virginia auto repair shop robber Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, April 12, in 1204 The Fourth Crusade sacked Constantinople. More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. --- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 - 1894) _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Mother: "How's your history paper coming?" Son: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research and it's been very helpful. Mother: "Really?" Son: "Yes, I checked and they have everything I need to pass." With THIS LINK you get 50% off!
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A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This is the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well." ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Dad for this picture: Amarilis ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Thomas Earl Lewis Jr. 28, Newport news, Virginia Virginia auto repair shop robber The suspect involved in a robbery of auto repair shop workers is behind bars. Police say that on Tuesday, Thomas Earl Lewis Jr. left his vehicle at the shop located in the 11000 block of Jefferson Avenue for repairs. Lewis came back to the shop and asked for his vehicle, which was still being worked on. When told his vehicle was not ready, Lewis reportedly became angry and pulled out a handgun. Lewis then robbed two shop workers of their cell phones, car keys and other items. Lewis then left the scene in a silver colored vehicle. The shop workers then called 911. Police located Lewis after noticing the vehicle in the victimís description at a traffic light. Lewis was arrested and charged with two counts of robbery and two counts of use of a firearm in the commission of a felony. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Sharon RE: Move icon to the task bar Dear Webby I am trying out how to put a desktop icon on the taskbar also. On my desktop I have a shortcut icon for "Outlook Express" & would like to also have the icon on the taskbar.I want it on the taskbar and on the desktop too. Thanks, Sharon Dear Sharon Just drag the icon onto the taskbar next to the START button. If you hold down SHIFT while you do that, it will MOVE it, if you hold down CTRL, it will leave the old one and put a copy onto the taskbar. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented "These are very good! You must have a good camera." He didn't make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go home he said: "That was a really delicious meal! You must have a very good stove." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Soda Can Lantern as Outdoor Decor By KIM HOGGAN [34 Posts, 60 Comments] Approximate Time: 5 minutes Supplies: soda can a little knife battery tea light a hook such as a paper clip Steps: Gather your supplies. Get any soda can and begin to cut about an inch below top of rim. Carefully and slowly cut 9 lines of equal width. Use a pencil, spatula handle, or anything else to seperate the rows. Bend the center of each row. Make one opening a bit bigger to insert the tea light. Once done, using both hands the can should easily bend and spring up and down. Pull the cap up and hang a paper clip or hook. Finally hang wherever you'd like. My spiral wind spinner already had a hole at the end and so I hung it there. Enjoy! :) ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" I asked our tour guide. "Each year," he replied with a grin, "The upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard." When we were out of earshot of the freshmen, my friend asked our guide: "So what's the answer?" The guide replied: "One." ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ A man told his friend, "I haven't been feeling very well, so I visited the doctor yesterday." His friend was concerned and asked, "Did he find out what you had?" "Almost," answered the man. "What do you mean by 'almost'?" asked his friend. "Well," the man continued, "I had $76.50 and he charged me $75.00." ____________________________________________________ A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. The farmer comes out and finding the politicians, buries them. The next day, the police are at the farm questioning the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?" The man answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie." ____________________________________________________
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Today on April 12
1096 Peter the Hermit gathered his army in Cologne. 
1204 The Fourth Crusade sacked Constantinople. 
1606 England adopted the original Union Jack as its flag. 
1782 The British navy won its only naval engagement against 
 the colonists in the American Revolution at the Battle 
 of Saints, off Dominica. 
1799 Phineas Pratt patented the comb cutting machine. 
1811 The first colonists arrived at Cape Disappointment, 
1833 Charles Gaylor patented the fireproof safe. 
1861 Fort Sumter was shelled by Confederacy, starting 
 America's Civil War. 
1864 Confederate Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest captured Fort 
 Pillow, in Tennessee and slaughtered the black Union 
 troops there. 
1892 Voters in Lockport, New York, became the first in the 
 U.S. to use voting machines. 
1911 Pierre Prier completed the first non-stop London-Paris 
 flight in three hours and 56 minutes. 
1916 American cavalrymen and Mexican bandit troops clashed 
 at Parrel, Mexico. 
1927 The British Cabinet came out in favor of women 
 voting rights. 
1938 The first U.S. law requiring a medical test for a 
 marriage license was enacted in New York. 
1944 The U.S. Twentieth Air Force was activated to begin 
 the strategic bombing of Japan. 
1945 In New York, the organization of the first eye bank, 
 the Eye Bank for Sight Restoration, was announced. 
1955 The University of Michigan Polio Vaccine Evaluation 
 Center announced that the polio vaccine of Dr. Jonas Salk 
 was "safe, effective and potent." 
1961 Soviet Yuri Alexeyevich Gagarin became first man to 
 orbit the Earth. 
1963 Police used dogs and cattle prods on peaceful civil 
 rights demonstrators in Birmingham, AL. 
1981 The space shuttle Columbia blasted off from Cape 
 Canaveral, FL, on its first test flight. 
1982 The British Navy began enforcing a blockade around 
 the Falkland Islands. 
1984 Astronauts aboard the space shuttle Challenger made 
 the first satellite repair in orbit by returning the 
 Solar Max satellite to space. 
1984 Israeli troops stormed a bus that had been hijacked 
 the previous evening by four Arab terrorists. All the 
 passengers were rescued and 2 of the hijackers were killed. 
1985 U.S. Senator Jake Garn of Utah became the first senator 
 to fly in space.
1985 In Spain, an explosion in a restaurant near a U.S. base 
 killed 17 people. 
1985 Federal inspectors declared that four animals of the 
 Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus were not 
 unicorns. They were goats with horns that had been surgically 
1987 Texaco filed Chapter 11 bankruptcy after it failed to 
 settle a legal dispute with Pennzoil Co. 
1988 Harvard University won a patent for a genetically altered 
 mouse. It was the first patent for a life form. 
1989 In the U.S.S.R, ration cards were issued for the first 
 time since World War II. The ration was prompted by a sugar 
1993 NATO began enforcing a no-fly zone over Bosnia and 
2000 More than 1,500 anti-drug agents raided four cities 
 in Colombia and arrested 46 members of the "most 
 powerful" heroin ring. 
2000 Israel's High Court ordered the release of eight 
 Lebanese detainees that had been held for years without 
 a trial. 
2002 It was announced that the South African version of 
 "Sesame Street" would be introducing a character that 
 was HIV-positive. 

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