How to avoid network Logon hassle 



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Today's Bonehead Award goes to an NC man arrested when he tried to pay bail with counterfeit money Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, April 29, in 1429 Joan of Arc lead Orleans, France, to victory over Britain. More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much. --- Donald H. Rumsfeld The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. --- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase, has been riding a London bus for five miles along its route, all the while attempting to avoid the ticket collector. Finally, the conductor manages to corner him and tells him to pay up: "You've been on for five miles--that'll be 50p, please, and 10p for your suitcase." The Scotsman responds: "I ha'not, I want a ha'penny fare, just got on this vera moment." They begin to argue, and the ticket collector becomes more and more enraged and finally, as the bus is passing over London bridge, he grabs the Scotsman's suitcase, and hurls it out of the bus. It lands in the river and sinks without a trace. The Scotsman stands shocked for a moment and says to the ticket collector, "Not only are ya trin' to overcharge me for the ticket -- but now you're gone 'n drowned me boy Jonny."
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Jarious Treymayne Mock 20 High Point, North Carolina NC man arrested when he tried to pay bail with counterfeit money A 20-year-old High Point man's bail jumped from $200 to $2,000 tonight after authorities added charges that he tried to pay his original bail with counterfeit money. Magistrates said it all started when Jarious Treymayne Mock of 728 Forrest St. walked out of a Greensboro night club, saw nearby police officers and yelled, “Screw the police,” but in a more graphic manner. That got the Greensboro officers’ attention, magistrates said. The officers ran a check on Mock and found he was wanted on a warrant on a charge of failing to appear in court, a charge that normally carries a $200 bail. As he was processed in the Guilford County jail, officers asked him if he’d like to pay his bail with cash in his wallet. He agreed and officers pulled money out of the wallet. Authorities said a $100 bill and a $20 bill from the wallet were both counterfeit. Mock now faces a charge of possession of a counterfeit instrument or currency. He remains in the Guilford County jail. His bail is now $2,000. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Don RE: Network Logon Hassle Dear Webby my day would not be complete with out the Humor Letter, I love it, thanks for sending it to me. I have a problem, I recently sign up for SBC DSL and after installing the software for it, I now receive the following message every time I boot my computer: "Enter your network password for Microsoft Networking", I haven't put in a password because I don't want that message to come up every time the computer is booted. Can you tell me what to do to get rid of the message, so I don't have to click cancel every time I boot? Thank you for your help. Don Dear Don Try this: Click the Start menu, mouse over Settings, then click the control panel. Double-click the Network icon. Under "Primary Network Logon," selected the "Microsoft Network Logon." Depending on your version and set-up, you may have to mouse around a bit there till you find the spot to give the primary network user a name. Any short nickname usually does the trick. After restarting, when the logon window comes up, enter that user name, leave the password blank, and hit Enter. When your computer asks you to confirm that blank password, hit Enter again. After that, you should never see the logon screen again. That blank password trick does not work when the user has not been given a name. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it. Expert Users - People who press keys on other peoples computers. ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Recycled Drink Bottle for Watering Seeds By ShirleyE [71 Posts, 53 Comments] Seeds and seedlings of course need watering carefully so they don't get battered or washed about. If you don't have a small watering can you can use a drink bottle. Carefully make holes in the lid. This is best done with a drill bit, but if you don't possess a drill you can use pointed scissors. Be very careful if using scissors as they can slip or pierce quite suddenly and injure you. Make sure you use a wooden board and press the scissor point directly downwards. Now you can fill the bottle, replace the lid and use it like a watering can. Do yourself a favor and use a nail to poke the holes. Scissors tend to suddenly close and hurt you. Nails won't do that. By the way, if you don't have a hammer, use a package of frozen ground meat as a hammer, not an expensive shoe! Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________
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Today on April 29
1289 Qala'un, the Sultan of Egypt, captured Tripoli.
1429 Joan of Arc lead Orleans, France, to victory over Britain.
1661 The Chinese Ming dynasty occupied Taiwan.
1672 King Louis XIV of France invaded the Netherlands.
1813 Rubber was patented by J.F. Hummel.
1852 The first edition of Peter Roget's Thesaurus published.
1858 Austrian troops invaded Piedmont.
1862 New Orleans fell to Union forces during the Civil War.
1913 Gideon Sundback patented an all-purpose zipper.
1924 An open revolt broke out in Santa Clara, Cuba.
1927 Construction of the Spirit of St. Louis was 
 completed for Lindbergh.
1945 The German Army in Italy surrendered 
 unconditionally to the Allies.
1945 In a bunker in Berlin, Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun 
 were married. Hitler designated Admiral Karl Doenitz 
 his successor.
1946 Twenty-eight former Japanese leaders were indicted 
 in Tokyo as war criminals.
1974 U.S. President Nixon announced he was releasing 
 edited transcripts of secretly made White House tape 
 recordings related to the Watergate scandal.
1975 The U.S. embassy in Vietnam was evacuated as North 
 Vietnamese forces fought their way into Saigon.
1984 In California, the Diablo Canyon nuclear reactor 
 went online after a long delay due to protests.
1990 The destruction of the Berlin Wall began.
1992 Exxon executive Sidney Reso was kidnapped outside 
 his Morris Township, NJ, home by Arthur Seale. Seale 
 was a former Exxon security official. Reso died while 
 in captivity.
1992 Rioting began after a jury decision to acquit 
 four Los Angeles policemen in the Rodney King beating 
 trial. 54 people were killed in 3 days.
1994 Israel and the PLO signed an agreement in Paris which 
 granted Palestinians broad authority to set taxes, 
 control trade and regulate banks under self-rule in the 
 Gaza Strip and Jericho.
1998 The U.S., Canada and Mexico end tariffs on $1 billion 
 in NAFTA trade.
1998 Brazil announced a plan to protect a large area of 
 Amazon forest. The area was about the size of Colorado.
2009 NATO expelled two Russian diplomats from NATO 
 headquarters in Brussels over a spy scandal in Estonia. 
 Russia's Foreign Ministry criticized the expulsions. 
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