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Today is Wednesday, May 11

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Today's Bonehead Award goes to the Mayor of Frankfort Village, NY. He was arrested for stealing 111 road signs from the state and giving them to his village. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, May 11, in 1189 Emperor Frederik I Barbarossa & 100,000 crusaders depart Regensburg More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them. --- Robertson Davies I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a "learning experience." Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've done as a "learning experience." It makes me feel less stupid. --- P. J. O'Rourke If you want to cut down on the number of relatives who are hanging around, borrow money from the rich ones and lend money to the ones who are poor. You will never see any of them again. --- Socratex _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Doug and Bill were at the racetrack. Doug says, "You know, if you win $600 on a race, the track tells the government." Bill says, "Well it could be worse." Doug replies, "What could be worse than telling the government you won $600." Bill sighs, "Telling your wife."
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A plane took off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announ- cement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Sit back and relax - OH NO!" Silence. After a moment, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!" ______________________________________________________ After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a long kiss, and gave her another hug and an even longer kiss when he left. Later, the wife's roommate commented: "Your pastor is sure friendlier than mine." ______________________________________________________ From FB ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Frank Moracco, 60, Frankfort Village, NY Frankfort NY mayor arrested for stealing 111 road signs Apparently, no one saw the signs. A mayor in upstate New York is facing criminal charges for allegedly stealing 111 road signs from the state’s Department of Transportation, according to WKTV.com. New York State Police arrested Frank Moracco Monday on charges of misconduct and petit larceny. Both charges are Class “A” misdemeanors, according to CNYCentral.com. Moracco, 60, has served as the mayor of Frankfort Village since 2004, and has worked as a sign shop foreman for the state’s Department of Transportation since 2001, Syracuse.com reports. Police started investigating Moracco in July of 2015 after getting a tip from someone in the town, New York State Police spokesman Jack Keller told The Huffington Post. They said he took 111 road signs made at the shop and gave them to the Village of Frankfort Street Department, according to the Utica Observer-Dispatch. “There were a variety of signs, including yield and stop signs,” Keller told HuffPost. “A village usually has to apply to get signs and then pay a fee. [Moracco] bypassed that process.” Moracco was issued an appearance ticket for the charges and is due in Frankfort Town Court May 3. It is unknown what has happened to the road signs allegedly stolen by Moracco. Neither he, the Frankfort Village Street Department nor the New York State Police have responded to inquiries from HuffPost. Frankfort Village clerk Karlee Tamburro told the Observer- Dispatch that the village has no comment on the situation, but that Moracco will continue to serve as mayor. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Eno RE: Verizon and AOL mail Dear Webby Is it true that Verizon bought AOL because AOL knows how to deal with people upset about mail not working? Did they buy all of AOL, or just the mail part? Eno Dear Eno Yes, apparently they did. They want to focus on phones and the use of phones to get onto the Internet, and are tired of getting yelled at about email problems. Initially the switch is just for some regions to test how well AOL can handle the email for Verizon customers. There is no need to panic. You can still continue to use Gmail, set it to POP and then use Eudora, Thunderbird or even Outlook to take care of your email. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night. "I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn." Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?" "Yes, I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?" "Yes, I have to admit that I did." "Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name, and leave her one of my business cards ?" Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did." "Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Black Rubber Marks on Laminate Floors By Nick Rous [1 Comment] Use lighter fuel on a piece of kitchen towel. The marks come of immediately. No elbow grease required! ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. One preacher claimed, "Kneeling is definitely best." "No," another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven." "You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor." The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas," he interrupted, "the best prayin' I ever did was hanging by my climbing spurs upside down from a telephone pole in a thunder and lightning storm." ___________________________________________________
watch for the bird - so cool
____________________________________________________ One night a father was helping his son with his homework. The father asked, "What is the Gross National Product?" His son pondered for a minute and replied, "Spinach?" __________________________________________________ Thanks to Judy for this one: At the company where I work, the other operators and I share a coffeepot. One morning I took it into the ladies room to fill it with water. Then I began preening in the mirror, brushing my hair and reapplying some makeup. I didn't realize how long I'd been until someone slid a note under the door. "You win," it read. Any ransom demand will be met. Just release the coffeepot, re-filled please, if the water has gone stale." ____________________________________________________
Sculptures that defy gravity

Today on May 11
1189 Emperor Frederik I Barbarossa & 100,000 crusaders depart Regensburg
1330 Constantinople (Istanbul) becomes new capital 
 for Eastern Roman Empire 
1421 Jews are expelled from Styria
1751 1st US hospital founded (Pennsylvania Hospital)
1752 1st US fire insurance policy issued (Philadelphia) 
1792 Columbia River discovered & named by US Captain Robert Gray 
1812 Waltz introduced into English ballrooms - Most observers 
consider it disgusting & immoral. No wonder it caught on! 
1814 Americans defeat British at Battle of Plattsburgh 
1818 Cincinnati Reds Hod Eller no-hits St Louis Cardinals, 6-0
1833 "Lady-of-the-Lake" strikes iceberg & sinks in N Atlantic; kills 215 
1850 Work starts on 1st brick building in San Fransisco 
1916 Einstein's Theory of General Relativity presented 
1921 Tel Aviv is 1st all Jewish municipality 
1928 General Electric opens 1st TV-station (Schenectady NY)
1929 1st regularly scheduled TV broadcasts (3 nights per week)
1931 Credit-Anstalt, Austria's largest bank, fails 
beginning financial collapse of Central Europe 
1942 Japanese troops conquer Kalewa 
1943 US 7th division lands on Attu, Aleutian
1947 BF Goodrich manufactures 1st tubeless tire, Akron OH 
1949 1st Polaroid camera sold $89.95 (NYC)
1951 Jay Forrester patents computer core memory
1955 Israel attacks Gaza 
1962 US sends troops to Thailand 
1967 100,000,000th US phone connected 
1978 Margaret A Brewer is 1st female general in the US Marine Corps 
1987 1st heart-lung transplant take place (Baltimore) 
1989 President Bush orders nearly 2,000 troops to Panamá 
2016  smiled.


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