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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Georgia woman who was arrested for having an orgy with under-age youths. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, May 13, in 1110 Crusaders march into Beirut causing a bloodbath More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong. --- G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936) The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' --- Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004) _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?" "Yes." "I want you to send somebody over right away." "What's wrong?" "There's a horrid magazine salesman sitting in a tree teasing my dog."
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A woman sees a beautiful tennis bracelet in a jewelry store window. She goes in and asks the clerk if a small deposit will hold it until she catches her husband at something proportionaltely unforgivable. ______________________________________________________ Justin, 10, had been ill, requiring several doctors' visits and tests before a specialist came up with the final diagnosis and treatment. Afterwards, his mother asked him if he understood what the doctor had explained to him. "No," replied Justin, "not really." "Okay," his mother replied, "the doctor said you started with a virus..." At which point Justin interrupted to ask, "Does that mean I need a new hard drive ?" ______________________________________________________ From FB ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by a Georgia woman who was arrested for having an orgy with under-age youths. Rachel Lenhardt 35, Evans, Georgia An Evans woman opened up to her Alcoholic Anonymous sponsor and ended up in jail based partly on what she revealed about an underage party and sex romp at her home, according to authorities. Rachel Lenhardt, 35, was charged Monday with two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor for allegedly providing marijuana and alcohol to minors at her home on Whitney Pass in Evans. The sponsor told investigators that she was recently asked to help Lenhardt, so she asked her over for coffee on April 10 to talk about Lenhardt’s plans for sobriety and such. Lenhardt informed her she was four days sober since April 6 when she lost custody of her five children ages 4, 6, 8, 10 and 16. Lenhardt told her that an emergency hearing was conducted this month when her kids were taken away from her due to an incident that occurred at her house. According to a sheriff’s report, Lenhardt gave her sponsor this account of the party: Her kids were with their father one night when her 16-year- old daughter texted her and asked if her and some friends could come over “to party.” Lenhardt replied “come on, let`s party.” Lenhardt allowed her teen daughter and her friends to smoke marijuana and drink her alcohol in her home. The group of minors and her played naked Twister in the living room. Lenhardt had sex with an 18 year old in the bathroom while the others continued to play Twister. Lenhardt told her sponsor she was still “horny” afterward so she brought her sex toys out in the living room and began to use them on herself in front of the group. The group and Lenhardt then got in her hot tub naked where the party continued. Lenhardt said she was asleep in her bed and woke up around 3:30 a.m. when she felt someone having sex with her. She thought it was the 18-year-old but realized it was her daughter’s 16-year-old boyfriend. The daughter later told her mother that she felt guilty because the boyfriend’s 10-inch penis was too large for her and he needed to have sex so he used the mother instead. Lenhardt also told her sponsor that she had shown her daughter pornographic photos, including photos of her and her current boyfriend having sex. The sponsor told investigators that Lenhardt has opened up about being a sexual deviant and porn addict. Sheriff’s Capt. Steve Morris said this week’s arrest of Lenhardt is based partially on the account given to them by the AA sponsor. He said no sexual crime charges were being filed because 16 is the legal age of consent. AA apparently is not anonymous and confidential in Georgia. Her picture looks very familiar, as if I had given her or her sister a bonehead award already. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Marifay RE: Icons can't be moved Dear Webby Sure hope you can help me with this problem, I can no longer click on to the icons on my desk top and move them .When I do they zip right back to where they were.For some reason they have all moved to the left side of my desk top and cant be moved. Can you help me with this? Marifay Dear Marifay Rightclick an empty spot on the desktop, select ARRANGE ICONS BY and take the checkmark off from AUTO ARRANGE Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Fix Reel Mower Treads By MITCH [17 Posts, 7 Comments] My "Weed-eater" reel mower is 5 1/2 years old, and it shows. But if the plastic wheel treads won't dig in against the resistance of the grass, then it's over. That's probably by design to make us toss 'em sooner and buy new! Here's a simple solution to planned obsolescence. Find a few tiny wood screws, enough to go around both wheels (4 or 5 each) and screw into treads at thickest places. Not too deep or they'll scrape metal below and slow or stop machine. Especially for self propelled mowers, better than "tiny wood screws" are fat hex head sheet metal screws like are used to mount metal roofing. They have wide shoulders that sit flush on the plstic wheels and don't get torn out. You can get a socket for them and an adapter to fit into any drill. You can do both driving wheels in a couple of minutes. Then it will pull you along instead of you pushing it. I had to do that on my 26" YardWorks mower and it madea huge difference. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Bubba met with the mayor to talk about him using his good influence to help Bubba get the new construction contract. The mayor agreed. Bubba said, "To show my appreciation for all the things you've done for our town, I want to present you with a brand new Cadillac. It's loaded! It has everything! Here you go. Here are the keys." The mayor, "Now, Bubba, you know that I can't accept that!" Bubba said, "Oh, yeah, right! Gift limits and all that! Here! I'll sell it to you for half a dollar!" The mayor said, "Okay, Bubba," and gave him a 5 dollar bill. Bubba grinned as he pocketed the bill, "Oops! I don't have change!". The mayor just shrugged and said, "That's okay. I'll just take ten of those half dollar Cadillacs." ___________________________________________________
the kid wanted to be baptized :D
____________________________________________________ A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point - he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman knocked his door and asked to see his wife, so he told her that she wasn't home. "Well," the woman said, " could I please wait for her?" The man wordlessly directed her to the bench on the porch and left her there while he continued with some yardwork. After 3 hours she got quite worried and called out for him and asked, "May I know where your wife is?" "At the cemetery," he replied. "And when is she coming?" "I don't really know," he said. Then she asked "When did she go there ?" "About eleven years ago" ____________________________________________________ I asked a new temp once how she liked working for the manager of the Facilities Division. She replied, "Well, he's OK I guess. But he sure is bigoted." Somewhat taken aback, I said, "Rose that's a very serious allegation. Exactly what do you mean by 'bigoted' ?" She replied, "Well, for one thing, he thinks words can only be spelled one way." ____________________________________________________
Ghost towns fascinate me. Wouldn’t you like to know the people who lived there in its heyday?

Today on May 13
1110 Crusaders march into Beirut causing a bloodbath
1568 Mary Queen of Scots is defeated by English 
1588 King Henri III flees Paris
1607 - An expedition led by Captain Christopher Newport arrived at
Jamestown, Virginia. The passengers went ashore the next day and this
site became the first permanent settlement English colony in America.
1637 Cardinal Richelieu of France creates the table knife to 
reduce the number of fatal and messy arguments at his table
1654 Venetian fleet under Admiral Adeler beats Turkish 
1779 - The War of Bavarian Succession ended. 
1787 - Captain Arthur Phillip left Britain for Australia. He
successfully landed eleven ships full of convicts on January 18,
1788, at Botany Bay. The group moved north eight days later and
settled at Port Jackson. 
1828 US passes Tariff of Abominations
1821 - The first practical printing press was patented in the 
 U.S. by Samuel Rust. 
1846 - The U.S. declared that war existed with Mexico. 
1861 - Britain declared its neutrality in the American Civil War. 
1865 - The last land engagement of the American Civil War was fought
at the Battle of Palmito Ranch in far south Texas, more than a month
after Gen. Lee's surrender at Appomattox, VA. 
1873 - Ludwig M. Wolf patented the sewing machine lamp holder. 
1880 - Thomas Edison tested his experimental electric railway in 
Menlo Park. 
1888 - Slavery was abolished in Brazil. 
1897 - Guglielmo Marconi sent the world's first wireless
communication over open sea. 
1913 - Igor Sikorsky (Russia) flew the first four engine aircraft. 
1917 - Near Fatima, Portugal, three peasant children reported 
 seeing a vision of the Virgin Mary. 
1918 - The first airmail postage stamps were issued with airplanes 
 on them. The denominations were 6, 16, and 24 cents. 
1927 - "Black Friday" occurred in Germany. 
1949 - The first gas turbine to pump natural gas was installed in
Wilmar, AR. 
1954 - U.S. President Eisenhower signed into law the St. Lawrence
Seaway Development Act. 
1958 - French troops took control of Algiers. 
1958 - U.S. Vice President Nixon's limousine was battered by rocks
thrown by anti-U.S. demonstrators in Caracas, Venezuela. 
1968 - Peace talks between the U.S. and North Vietnam began in Paris.

1975 - Hailstones the size of tennis balls hit Wenerville, TN. 
1985 - A confrontation between Philadelphia authorities and the
radical group MOVE ended as police dropped an explosive onto the
group's headquarters. Eleven people died in the fire that resulted. 
1998 - India did a second round of nuclear tests. The first round had
been done 2 days earlier. Within hours the U.S. and Japan imposed
tough economic sanctions. India claimed that the tests were necessary
to maintain India's national security. 
1999 - In Moscow, the impeachment of Russian President Boris Yeltsin
2003 - The U.S. government unveiled a newly designed version of the
$20 bill. It was the first to be colorized in an effort to stop
2016  smiled.

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