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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Venezuelan Stripper, who was arrested for knocking out her Mother In Law. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, May 15, in 1988 The Soviet Union began their withdrawal of its 115,000 troops from Afghanistan. Soviet forces had been there for more than eight years battling the US armed and trained Taliban. More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members. --- David Coblitz No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar. --- Donald Foster _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ The country doctor was just returning from a delivery at an outlying cattle ranch, when he crossed paths with the town's gossip while filling up his car at the gas station. "Doctor Wilson, how is the Smith baby?" "Well, the child was born without a penis." he replied. "Oh, oh my goodness!" said the gossip... and with a smile on her face, she turned to head into town to spread the news. Once she was out of earshot, he told the gas station attendant: "They are going to call her Eva."
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A woman drove a mini-van filled with a bit more than a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space. Obviously frazzled, she coasted past a stop sign. "Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?" yelled an irate man. She rolled down her window and screamed back: "What makes you think these are all mine???" ______________________________________________________ A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweiser, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bartender turns into a nervous wreck. He asks his wife for advice, and she tells him he should stand up for himself. Easier said than done, he thinks, but he decides to try it. The next day, the hooligan returns. "Give me a Budweiser, or...!" "O-o-o-o-r-r-r w-what?" stammers the bartender. "A small Coke, please." ______________________________________________________ From FB ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Venezuelan stripper and glamor model was arrested after she knocked out her mother in law. Diosa Canales, 29, Roberto Rojas Romero, 32, Naguanagua, Carabobo Venezuela According to her statement, the mother in law says, the incident happened after the coupleís two-year-old daughter accidentally swallowed Rivotril pills - a tranquiliser drug sometimes known as Clonazepam - and threw away the bottle.She described how the model, who has more than 36,000 followers on Instagram, began to verbally abuse the little girl and she intervened. At this point her son grabbed onto her neck and strangled her until she could not breath, after which Canales punched her in her left eye, leaving her unconscious for some minutes. According to a police report , both of them have been arrested for having "caused physical injury to the mother in various parts of the body". The alleged victim, Solange Ramona Romero Mota, 50, went to the police station to report the attack. Diosa Canales is a Venezuelan singer, pole-dancer, and model well known for making promises of getting naked if her country's national football team wins a football tournament. She became an internet phenomenon when she got naked in front of her twitcam and was watched by more than 30,000 people in less than 12 minutes. She even became a trending topic until she was censored by Twitter. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Bob RE: Spybot versus Malwarebytes Dear Webby I use the free version of Malwarebytes to protect my computer from Spyware and Malware. ¬ Someone told me that the free version of SPYBOT is better protection against Spyware & Malware. Would appreciate your comments. Bob Faria Daily Voter Bob Dear Bob Spybot is pretty good and does get rid of a lot of spying ad-ware, but that is only a small portion of malware, that needs to be gotten rid of. Even the free version of Malwarebytes gets rid of a lot more malware. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ After Psycho was released, Hitchcock received an angry letter from the father of a girl who refused to take a bath after seeing Les Diaboliques. Now she was refusing to take a shower after seeing Psycho. Hitchcock sent him a note back simply saying, "Send her to the dry cleaners." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Cakes Sticking to the Pan By sadiena [3 Posts, 3 Comments] What is the easiest way to bake a cake without it sticking to the pan and spending all this time scrubbing the pan? By booboo kitty from Jacksonville, FL Best Answer I've always greased the pan the old fashioned way and then after removing the cake just simply soak the pans in water for about five minutes and it comes off easily with even your fingertips. Definitely no scrubbing and save money by not using extra or fancy products.
By Michelle Landreth [17 Posts, 67 Comments] Best Answer Baker's Joy or store brand, works like a charm! I wouldn't try these for years because I didn't want to risk my cake possibly sticking to the pans. I always greased and floured my pans the old fashioned way. I finally broke down and tried the sprays. They work great and so simple to use. Cakes pop right out of the pans with no problem.
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____________________________________________________ A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself;" lets her. A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her; gets mad. A man is a person who, if a woman says to him, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she get mad; says, "Now what are you mad about?" A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she get mad, and he says, "Now what are mad about?" says "If you are such an insensitive and inconsiderate and seflish bonehad that you don't know, then there is no point wasting my time to tell you. ____________________________________________________ An overweight Lucy consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds. Lucy followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "Are you going to come pick me up, or do I have to run home 300 Miles?" ____________________________________________________
25 little places which are just too wonderful to be real.

Today on May 15
1602 Cape Cod was discovered by Bartholomew Gosnold.
1614 An aristocratic uprising in France ended with the 
 treaty of St.Menehould.
1618 Johannes Kepler published his harmonics law.
1702 The War of Spanish Succession began.
1768 Under the Treaty of Versailles, France purchased 
 Corsica from Genoa.
1795 Napoleon entered the Lombardian capital of Milan.
1849 Neapolitan troops entered Palermo, and were in 
 possession of Sicily.
1911 The U.S. Supreme Court ordered the dissolution of 
 Standard Oil Company, ruling it was in violation of 
 the Sherman Antitrust Act.
1916 U.S. Marines landed in Santo Domingo to quell 
 civil disorder.
1930 Ellen Church became the first female flight attendant.
1940 Nylon stockings went on sale in the U.S.
1942 Gasoline rationing began in the U.S. The limit was 
3 gallons a week for nonessential vehicles.
1948 Israel was attacked by Transjordan, Egypt, Syria, 
 Iraq and Lebanon only hours after declaring its 
 independence.
1951 AT&T became the first corporation to have one 
 million stockholders.
1957 Britain dropped its first hydrogen bomb on Christmas 
 Island in the Pacific Ocean.
1958 Sputnik III, the first space laboratory, was launched 
 in the Soviet Union.
1963 The last Project Mercury space flight was launched.
1970 U.S. President Nixon appointed America's first 
 two female generals.
1970 Phillip Lafayette Gibbs and James Earl Green, two 
 black students at Jackson State University in Mississippi, 
 were killed when police opened fire during student 
 protests.
1972 Alabama Gov. George C. Wallace was shot by Arthur Bremer 
 in Laurel, MD while campaigning for the U.S. presidency. 
 Wallace was paralyzed by the shot.
1975 The merchant ship U.S. Mayaguez was recaptured from 
 Cambodia's Khmer Rouge.
1980 The first transcontinental balloon crossing of the 
 United States took place.
1983 In Boston,MA, the Madison Hotel was destroyed by 
 implosion.
1988 The Soviet Union began their withdrawal of its 
 115,000 troops from Afghanistan. Soviet forces had been 
there for more than eight years battling the US armed and 
trained Taliban.
1990 Vincent Van Gogh's "Portrait of Doctor Gachet" was 
 sold for $82.5 million. The sale set a new world record.
1997 The Space shuttle Atlantis blasted off on a mission 
 to deliver urgently needed repair equipment and a fresh 
 American astronaut to Russia's orbiting Mir station.
2016  smiled.


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