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Today's Bonehead Award goes to Mugger who got caught after his car did not start at the Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, Florida Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, May 25, in 585 BC The first known prediction of a solar eclipse was made in Greece. 1085 Alfonso VI took Toledo, Spain from the Moslems. More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him. --- Paul Eldridge I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. --- Victor Borge _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I?" One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when Called upon said, "Professor you're 44.." The Professor said, "You're absolutely correct, but tell me, how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?" The student said, "You see professor, I have a brother; he's 22, and he is half crazy."
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My next-door neighbor and I frequently borrow things from each other. Not long ago, when I requested his ladder, he told me that he had lent it to his son. Recalling a saying my grandmother used to repeat, I recited, "You should never lend anything to your kids, because you will never get it back." And my neighbor said, "Well, it's not really my ladder. It's actually my dad's." ______________________________________________________ SUE: "Karen, do you carry a momento of some sort in that locket of yours?" KAREN: Yes, it's a lock of my husband's hair. SUE: But your husband is still alive. KAREN: I know, but his hair is gone. ______________________________________________________ Pekin Robin ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by 0 Mugger gets caught after his car won't start at the Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, Florida Edenson Major, 26, Belle Glade, Floriduh A Belle Glade man accused of a mugging at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino was arrested after his getaway car failed to start and he had to catch a ride from a passer-by, Seminole authorities said. Edenson Major, 26, was arrested in connection with a robbery that took place about noon Monday on the third floor of the Winner's Way parking garage at the casino near Hollywood, said spokesman Gary Bitner. Major allegedly walked up behind the 73-year-old, reached into the man's pocket and stole $1,895 in cash. The man fell and Major walked away, Bitner said. Surveillance video showed Major leaving the garage and walking toward a vehicle, which would not start. A passer-by offered to jump-start the vehicle, but then gave Major a ride to the intersection of Stirling Road and U.S. 441, leaving the disabled car behind, investigators said. Seminole police found the car in the parking lot and called its owner, who said he had loaned the car to Major, his cousin. Police arrested Major just before 3 p.m. Wednesday and charged him with robbery by sudden snatching, theft from a person 65 or older, and battery on a person 65 or older, records show. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Cindy RE: Easiest way to deal with W10 mugging Dear Webby Hi, read your tip today about Windows 10 being installed without requesting it. Same happened to me today. I woke up to a screen telling me Windows 10 was now installed! After attempting to make it go away, including turning off my computer and restarting it, I finally clicked B>next which led to the legal talk wanting me to agree to their terms. I said “no” and it then re-installed my previous version automatically. Might help some others when it happens to them! As always, thanks for the fabulous computer wisdom you share with us. Cindy Dear Cindy Thank you very much for that tip! It is certainly the easiest method to get out from under the mugging. Good Luck! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it. Liz walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings." I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist. Liz replied: "Yeah, I can understand that. I feel that way too when I eat my hubby's cooking!" ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Tip: Opening Jars with Arthritic Hands I have arthritis in my hands and it is hard to open some jar lids. So I cut a square of rubber shelf lining to use on the lid . If it is stubborn, I put the jar under hot running water for just a few seconds, dry the lid and it works for me. By Great Granny Vi from Moorpark, CA ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ Three guys were standing around talking about dying when one asked, "What would you like people to say about you as they come to pay their last respects?" The second man said, "I hope they say I was a respected doctor in my field, a good family man, and had lots of friends." The third man said, "I hope they say I was a well spoken attorney, helped my fellow man, good citizen, and played a mean round of golf." The first man said, "That's probably what will be said of the two of you. My hope is that when they look down in my coffin they say, "Look...he's moving"! ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ The new patient was airing his woes to an understanding doctor: "After the first, I'm tired, Doc. After the second, my chest aches and I start getting pains in my legs. After the third, I feel like fainting and it takes half-an-hour for my heart and respiration to return to normal." "Why don't you quit after the first?" inquired the doctor. "How can I do that, Doc?" said the patient. "I live on the third floor!" ____________________________________________________ Robert, age eight, was the son of strict Presbyterian parents. He was very, very good, worked hard at school, did his chores, and was generally helpful and obedient. But one morning, for some reason, he came down to breakfast in a very nasty mood. When his mother served him prunes, he snarled, "I don't want prunes," and he refused to eat them. His parents were aghast, and his father said, "Robert, you know that Lord commanded children to honor and obey their parents, and He will punish those who do not." But Robert still refused and was angrily sent back to bed, and the prunes were put in the refrigerator. A few minutes later, a terrible thunderstorm came up with great roars of thunder and flashes of lightning. "Ah, wonderful," said Robert's mother, "this will teach him a lesson." To their great surprise though, Robert came to the top of the stairs and called down: "Sounds like God doesn't want you to make such a fuss about some silly prunes!" ____________________________________________________
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Today on May 25
585 BC The first known prediction of a solar eclipse was 
 made in Greece.
1085 Alfonso VI took Toledo, Spain from the Moslems.
1810 Argentina declared independence from Napoleonic Spain.
1844 The gasoline engine was patented by Stuart Perry.
1895 Oscar Wilde, a playwright, poet and novelist, was 
 convicted of a morals charge and sentenced to prison in London.
1927 Ford Motor Company announced that the Model A would 
 replace the Model T.
1953 In Nevada, the first atomic cannon was fired.
1961 America was asked by U.S. President Kennedy to work 
 toward putting a man on the moon before the end of the decade.
1970 Boeing Computer Services was founded.
1977 An opinion piece by Vietnam verteran Jan Scruggs appeared 
 in "The Washington Post." The article called for a national 
 memorial to "remind an ungrateful nation of what it has done 
 to its sons" that had served in the Vietnam War.
1979 An American Airlines DC-10 crashed during takeoff at 
 Chicago's O'Hare International Airport. 275 people were killed.
1981 Daredevil Daniel Goodwin scaled Chicago's Sears Tower, 
 while wearing a "Spiderman" costume, in 7 1/2 hours.
1985 Bangladesh was hit with a hurricane and tidal wave that 
 killed more than 11,000 people.
1997 Poland adopted a constitution that removed all traces 
 of communism.
2001 Erik Weihenmeyer, 32, of Golder, CO, became the first blind 
 climber to reach the summit of Mount Everest.
2008 NASA's Phoenix Mars Lander landed in the arctic plains 
 of Mars.
2009 North Korea announced that it had conducted a second 
 successful nuclear test in the province of North Hamgyong.
2016  smiled.


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