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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a Floriduh Woman, who records herself on video buying cocaine and then shows it to the police. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, May 26, in 1647 Achsah Young, a resident of Windsor, CT, was executed for being a "witch." 1668 Three colonists were expelled from Massachusetts for being Baptists. More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ I am not young enough to know everything. --- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900) Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists? --- Kelvin Throop III _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ >From Ella On a curvy mountain highway late one night, my dad was com- plaining about the car behind us. "That guy must be drunk!" he said. "Every time I move over to let him pass, he slows down. When I get back on the road, he gets closer and stays on my tail." A few minutes later, the car turned on a set of flashing blue lights. Coming up to our window, the officer said, "Sir, I'd like you to take an alcohol test. You've been swerving on and off the road for the last fifteen minutes!" With THIS LINK you get 50% off!
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Floriduh Woman records herself on video buying cocaine and then shows it to the police. Kathleen Laroche, 27, Fort Pierce, Florida, If you just bought cocaine and recorded the drug deal on your own dashcam video, it might not be a good idea to show the footage to the sheriff’s deputy who pulled you over for erratic driving without a license. But that’s just what Kathleen Laroche, 27, did May 12 in Fort Pierce, according to arrest affidavits. The case began as St. Lucie County sheriff’s investigators traveled south on South 25th Street at Edwards Road and a Ford Focus sped past them. They stopped the vehicle, which Laroche was driving. Laroche apologized for weaving and speeding, and said she didn’t have a license because it was suspended. Laroche was arrested on a driving on a suspended license charge. One of the investigators noticed a dashcam type camera that was recording, and asked about the video quality. He asked if he could see the video, and Laroche said he could. “(The detective) saw that the video captured Laroche purchasing cocaine just prior to the traffic stop,” an affidavit states. Noting the accused drug seller, the detective went back to the spot and spoke to the seller, identified as 43-year-old William Hills. The investigator told Hills he’d just seen him sell Laroche cocaine on video. Hills fessed up to selling $30 worth of the drug. Laroche told investigators the cocaine was in her brassiere. A spoon with blood and drug residue on it was in her purse. Laroche, of Port St. Lucie, also was arrested on charges of cocaine possession, cocaine purchasing and possession of drug equipment. Hills, of Fort Pierce, was arrested on a cocaine selling charge. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Drew RE: Intermittent sound problems Dear Webby On occasion, when running a program, I lose the sound for a while and sometimes it comes back on. What can cause this and what can I do to prevent it from happening again? This occurs when I am playing games or running a child's program for my Granddaughter. Drew Dear Drew One possibility is a bad speaker cord or plug. That is the most common. Another is that you need to clean out your tmporary Internet files and spybots and reboot. Good Luck! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around a coffee shop in Miami, talking about all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my coffee." "I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third. "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!" "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another. "I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement. "Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully "and thank God we can all still drive". ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Caring for Cast Iron Cookware If the rust is a bit deep get some sandpaper and try to remove it. After removal of the rust, clean it well with soap and water, then dry it. Brush some vegetable oil on it and heat in 350 degree oven for 30 minutes. Remove and let cool. Then reapply more oil and heat for another 30 minutes. If the rust is only topical then you can rub it out using equal parts vegetable oil and salt. Then follow the instructions for the seasoning and heating from above. Good luck! By Tahloolabelle [36 Posts, 90 Comments] I knew an old Swiss Chef, who would have gotten VERY violent if somebody did that to his frying pans. He always used warm water and if necessary some salt to scour cast iron pans. After that he always immediately dried and heated them, and re-seasoned them with whatever was handy, a bacon rind, butter, or oil, and heated them until they started to smoke. His pans were slick enough to flip pancakes, omlettes, crepes, quiche, even fish. He came over from Switzerland every summer to fish, and even built a cabin near my place in the Yukon. He grew a very nice garden and fished every day until he died, while fishing. Sandpaper is silly. It just cleans the high spots. Rust is usually in the pits and pores of neglected pans. Salt or fine sand scrubs it out nicely, or even a brass suede brush. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ When Bill and Sue were getting married, they wanted to add a touch of Sue's home state, Kansas, to the wedding. Bill explained this to a friend and said that they were planning to have wheat rather than rice thrown after the ceremony. His friend thought for a moment. Then he said solemnly, "It's a good thing she's not from Idaho." ____________________________________________________ After shopping at a busy store, Mary and another woman happened to leave at the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding their cars in the crowded parking lot. Just then Mary's car horn beeped, and she was able to locate her vehicle easily. Wow," the other woman said. "I sure could use a gadget like that to help me find my car." "Actually," I replied, "that was my husband who honked the horn when he saw me walking off in the wrong direction." ____________________________________________________
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Today on May 27
1647 Achsah Young, a resident of Windsor, CT, was executed 
 for being a "witch."
1668 Three colonists were expelled from Massachusetts for 
 being Baptists.
1896 255 people were killed in St. Louis, MO, by a tornado.
1907 The Bubonic Plague broke out in San Francisco.
1919 A U.S. Navy seaplane completed the first transatlantic 
1931 Piccard and Knipfer made the first flight into the 
 stratosphere, by balloon.
1937 In California, the Golden Gate Bridge was opened to 
 pedestrian traffic. The bridge connected San Francisco 
 and Marin County.
1941 U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt proclaimed an 
 "unlimited national emergency" amid rising world tensions.
1941 The German battleship Bismarck was sunk by British 
 naval and air forces. 2,300 people were killed.
1942 German General Erwin Rommel began a major offensive 
 in Libya with his Afrika Korps.
1960 A military coup overthrew the democratic government of Turkey.
1977 George H. Willig was fined for scaling the World Trade Center 
 in New York on May 26. He was fined $1.10.
1982 Japan announced the elimination of tariffs on 96 
 industrial goods.
1986 Mel Fisher recovered a jar that contained 2,300 emeralds 
 from the Spanish ship Atocha. The ship sank in the 17th century.
1996 Russian President Boris Yeltsin negotiated a cease-fire 
 to the war in Chechnya in his first meeting with the leader 
 of the rebels.
1997 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the sexual harassment 
 suit filed by Paula Jones could continue while President 
 Clinton was in office.
1998 Michael Fortier was sentenced to 12 years in prison for 
 not warning anyone about the plot to bomb an Oklahoma City 
 federal building.
1999 In The Hague, Netherlands, a war crimes tribunal indicted 
 Slobodan Milosevic and four others for atrocities in Kosovo. 
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