CD ripping on XP 




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June 3, 4 and 5.

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Today's Bonehead Award goes to Maryland arsonist gets 55 years Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, June 2, in 1774 The Quartering Act, which required American colonists to allow British soldiers into their houses, was reenacted. More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. --- John Kenneth Galbraith (1908 - 2006) _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Eunice went to the dentist the other day. It was discovered that she had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, Eunice," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like?" Without hesitation Eunice replied, "Chocolate, please."
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When my sister's husband died, she went to the bank to put his affairs in order. The young clerk looked up their joint account and then asked, "Which of you is deceased?" "I am", she told the clerk, "but my husband was in such deep shock about it, that they buried him instead of me." "Well, if you are deceased," the teller muttered, "you can't have a bank account and it goes to him. But if he is buried, he can't sign the checks!" "That's OK", my sister told her, "they take VISA anywhere. I'll be responsible for the checks, and you can send the VISA bills to him." ______________________________________________________ Kim was telling her friend how she gets her son out of bed in the morning. "I just open his door and toss the cat on his bed. He sleeps with his dog." ______________________________________________________ Mount Saint Michel, Normandy, France ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Maryland arsonist gets 55 years A 26-year-old Pasadena man, dubbed the "fire selfie" arsonist, was sentenced Friday to 55 years in jail for intentionally setting fire in 2015 to a home with three people inside of it. Justin Michael Clum was sentenced a little less than four months after he pleaded guilty to 25 counts associated with the crime, including attempted first-degree murder, first- degree arson and first-degree assault. "Mr. Clum's intentional and reckless actions in his attempt to kill one intended victim, almost killed another man, woman and child as they slept," said Wes Adams, Anne Arundel County state's attorney, said in a statement. "His actions also put 23 of our first responders in harm's way as they battled this blaze in the middle of the night." Prosecutors said that early in the morning of July 17, 2015, Clum and his girlfriend were drinking vodka on a community pier when Clum learned of a past sexual relationship between his girlfriend and another man. Clum then went and got some gasoline and drove to the man's home with his girlfriend. He poured gasoline on the front porch and set the home on fire, intending to kill the man. However the intended victim, who rented a room in the house on Wendover Road in Glen Burnie, was not home at the time of the fire. Prosecutors said three people were inside at the fire of the fire: homeowners Sandra and Brian Deal and their teen-aged daughter. All three were able to escape after the home's smoke alarms gave them warning. Fire officials said it took 23 firefighters about an hour to control the fire. The house was destroyed. Prosecutors said Clum fled the scene but returned the same day to take pictures of the burned property. "Through his willful actions, the defendant put the lives of the occupants of the home, responding firefighters and the public at risk," Anne Arundel County Fire Chief Allan Graves said in a statement. "This sentence reflects the seriousness of his actions and reflects the continued high level of cooperation between the fire department arson investigators and the state's attorney's office." ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Noella, David RE: Copying CDs on XP Dear Webby [5:33:56 AM] Noellas: Windows Media player will rip a cd - already on XP - very easy to do [5:34:05 AM] Noella: I use it all the time [5:34:35 AM] Dear Webby: OK, will tell her if she writes back [5:35:25 AM] Noella: there's a tab - JUST for ripping, she can choose which tracks to rip. If there is only one track, she'll have to rip the whole thing and then use Audacity. --------- For Penne on the tracks of her CD being in improper order, the program is organizing under another protocol...likely alphabetical...and is best (IMHO) solved by renaming each track with numbers (01, 02, etc) in front of the track name. I use this method and it works well. (Cautioning of course on the illegality of copying discs with a copyright.) David Thanks Noella! Thanks David! Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man. "This young man agreed to marry my daughter," said one. "No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other. And so they haggled before the King, until he called for silence. "Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half." "Sounds good to me," said the first lady. But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him." The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "The young man must marry the first woman's daughter," he proclaimed. "But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the king's court. "Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Berry Slab Pie By lalala... [747 Posts, 100 Comments] Yield: 24 pieces Ingredients: 1 box refrigerated pie crusts, room temperature 2 (8 oz.) packages cream cheese, softened 2/3 cup sugar 1 Tbsp milk 6-7 cups assorted fresh berries (sliced strawberries, blackberries, blueberries, raspberries) 1 - 1 1/2 cup strawberry glaze Steps: Preheat oven to 450 degrees F. Remove softened pie crust from packaging. Unroll the crusts onto a lightly floured surface, stacking the crusts on top of each other. Use a rolling pin to roll them out into a 17 x 12 inch rectangle. Lay the curst onto an ungreased 15 x 10 x 1 inch pan. Press the crust into the corners of the pan and fold over any extra, even with the edge of the pan. Crimp edges and prick the crust with a fork. Berry Slab PieBerry Slab Pie Bake 10-12 minutes or until golden brown. Remove from oven and cool completely. Berry Slab PieBerry Slab Pie In a medium bowl, combine cream cheese, sugar, and milk. Mix until smooth. Spread cream cheese mixture onto crust and chill for 1 hour in refrigerator. Rinse and slice berries. Then gently dry them. Berry Slab PieBerry Slab PieBerry Slab PieBerry Slab PieBerry Slab Pie Place berries into a large bowl, add strawberry glaze, and gently stir to coat berries. Spoon berry mixure onto cream cheese topping. Cover and refrigerate until ready to serve. Note: I suggest serving it fairly quickly, as the crust gets soggy after a while. Source: Pillsbury ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ "I have to tell the truth," a young man said to his new girlfriend. "While we've been dating, I've been secretly seeing a psychiatrist." "Don't worry about it," the girl told her boyfriend. "I've been secretly seeing a lawyer and a car salesman." ___________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ The new teacher advised the class to start the day with the pledge of allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him. He looked around the room as he started the recitation, "I pledge allegiance to the flag..." When his eyes fell on Johnny, he noticed Johnny's hand over the right cheek of his buttocks. "Johnny, I will not continue 'til you put your hand over your heart." Johnny replied, "It IS over my heart." After several attempts to get Johnny to put his hand over his heart, the teacher asked, "Why do you think that is your heart?" "Because every time my Grandma comes to visit, she picks me up, pats me here, and says, 'Bless your little heart,' and MY Grandma wouldn't lie." ____________________________________________________ Here is a real classic from the Humor letter in the days of Windows NT Here is a real classic: After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, incognizant user called the system maker's technical support line for assistance... Technician: Hello. How can I help you today? Customer: There's smoke coming from the power supply on my computer. Technician: Looks like you need a new power supply. Customer: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files. Technician: Sir, what you described is a faulty power supply. You need to replace it. Customer: No way! Someone told me that I just had to change the system startup files to fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the right command. For the next ten minutes, in spite of the technician's efforts to explain the problem and its solution, the customer adamantly insisted that he was right. So, in frustration, the technician responded: Technician: I'm sorry. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there's an undocumented command that should fix the problem. Customer: I knew it! Technician: Just add the line 'LOAD NOSMOKE.COM' at the end of the autoexec.nt file and everything should work fine. Let me know how it goes. About ten minutes later, the technician received a call back from the customer. Customer: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking. Technician: Well, what version of Windows are you using? Customer: Windows NT Technician: Well, that's your problem. That version of Windows doesn't include NOSMOKE. You'll need to contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch. Let me know how it all works out. When nearly an hour had passed, the phone rang again. Customer: I need a new power supply. Technician: How did you come to that conclusion? Customer: Well, I called Microsoft and told the technician what you said, and he started asking me questions about the make of the power supply. Technician: What did he tell you? Customer: He said my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE. ____________________________________________________
Native American trail markers.

Today on June 2
1537 Pope Paul III banned the enslavement of Indians.
1774 The Quartering Act, which required American colonists 
to allow British soldiers into their houses, was reenacted.
1793 Maximillian Robespierre initiated the "Reign of Terror". 
 It was an effort to purge those suspected of treason 
 against the French Republic.
1851 Maine became the first U.S. state to enact a law 
 prohibiting alcohol.
1883 The first baseball game under electric lights was 
 played in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
1896 Guglieimo Marconi's radio was patented in the U.S.
1897 Mark Twain, at age 61, was quoted by the New York 
 Journal as saying "the report of my death was an 
 exaggeration." He was responding to the rumors that 
 he had died.
1924 All American Indians were granted U.S. citizenship 
 by the U.S. Congress.
1928 Nationalist Chiang Kai-shek captured Peking, China.
1933 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt accepted the 
first swimming pool to be built inside the White House.
1946 Italians voted by referendum to form a republic 
 instead of a monarchy.
1953 Elizabeth was crowned queen of England at 
 Westminster Abbey.
1954 U.S. Senator Joseph McCarthy charged that there 
 were communists working in the CIA and atomic weapons plants.
1966 Surveyor 1, the U.S. space probe, landed on the moon and 
 started sending photographs back to Earth of the Moon's 
 surface. It was the first soft landing on the Moon.
1969 Australian aircraft carrier Melbourne sliced the 
 destroyer USS Frank E. Evans in half off the shore of 
 South Vietnam.
1979 Pope John Paul II arrived in his native Poland on 
 the first visit by a pope to a Communist country.
1995 Captain Scott F. O'Grady's U.S. Air Force F-16C 
 was shot down by Bosnian Serbs. He was rescued six days later.
1998 Royal Caribbean Cruises agreed to pay $9 million to settle 
 charges of dumping waste at sea.
1998 Voters in California passed Proposition 227. The act 
 abolished the state's 30-year-old bilingual education 
program by requiring that all children be taught in English.
2003 In Seville, Spain, a chest containing the supposed
remains of Christopher Columbus were exhumed for DNA tests to
determine  whether the bones were really those of the
explorer. The tests were aimed at determining if Colombus was
currently buried in Spain's Seville Cathedral or in Santo
Domingo in the Dominican Republic.
2016  smiled.


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