Kasperski 




Good Morning, ,
Today is Sunday, June 12
Thank you, Gordon!!!


From 2012
Today is Tuesday, June 12, 2012
I had to laugh when Lillemor sent me an article about the 
Dept Of Justice getting frantic and trying to forbid
Florida dumping names of dead people off their voting
rolls. Apparently those tens of thousands of ghost voters
are absolutely necessary for Obama to win, and ghost
voters have worked fine in Illinois. 
Obama apparently is entitled to them!

There is one way to correct that. Leave them on the voters
rolls, but redline them.  Whenever a live person shows up
to vote for a ghost, arrest them and throw them into the
slammer for voting fraud.

Florida could easily enough make an Arpaio style tent jail
in the Everglades, guarded by alligators. And keep them
there until they come up with $100,000 bail money or a
$10,000 summary conviction fine. 

If they use the same trick with all the illegals, who were
put onto the election rolls, the fines would get the
state out of debt!

Or would that make too much sense?



Have FUN!
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Animals do have a sense a sense of humor.

Today on June 12
1099 - Crusade leaders visited the Mount of Olives where
they met a hermit who urged them to assault Jerusalem. 

1442 - Alfonso V of Aragon was crowned King of Naples. 

1665 - England installed a municipal government in New
York. It was the former Dutch settlement of New Amsterdam.


1812 - Napoleon's invasion of Russia began. 

1839 - Abner Doubleday created the game of baseball,
according to the legend. 

1849 - Lewis Haslett patented a gas mask. (Patent US6529
A) 

1897 - Carl Elsener patented his penknife. The object
later became known as the Swiss army knife. 

1898 - Philippine nationalists declared their independence
from Spain. 

1900 - The Reichstag approved a second law that would
allow the expansion of the German navy. 

1901 - Cuba agreed to become an American protectorate by
accepting the Platt Amendment. 

1912 - Lillian Russel retired from the stage and was
married for the fourth time. 

1918 - The first airplane bombing raid by an American unit
occurred on World War I's Western Front in France. 

1921 - U.S. President Warren Harding urged every young man
to attend military training camp. 

1923 - Harry Houdini, while suspended upside down 40 feet
above the ground, escaped from a strait jacket. 

1926 - Brazil quit the League of Nations in protest over
plans to admit Germany. 

1935 - U.S. Senator Huey Long of Louisiana made the
longest speech on Senate record. The speech took 15 1/2
hours and was filled by 150,000 words. 

1935 - The Chaco War was ended with a truce. Bolivia and
Paraguay had been fighting since 1932. 

1937 - The Soviet Union executed eight army leaders under
Joseph Stalin. 

1941 - In London, the Inter-Allied Declaration was signed.
It was the first step towards the establishment of the
United Nations. 

1944 - Chinese Communist leader Mao Tse-tung announced
that he would support Nationalist leader Chiang Kai-shek
in the war against Japan. 

1963 - "Cleopatra" starring Elizabeth Taylor, Rex
Harrison, and Richard Burton premiered at the Rivoli
Theatre in New York City. 

1963 - Civil rights leader Medgar Evers was fatally shot
in front of his home in Jackson, MS. 

1967 - State laws which prohibited interracial marriages
were ruled unconstitutional by the U.S. Supreme Court. 

1975 - Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi was found
guilty of corrupt election practices in 1971. 

1979 - Bryan Allen flew the Gossamer Albatross, man
powered, across the English Channel. 

1981 - "Raiders of the Lost Ark" opened in the U.S. 

1982 - 75,000 people rallied against nuclear weapons in
New York City's Central Park. Jackson Browne, James
Taylor, Bruce Springsteen, and Linda Ronstadt were in
attendance. 

1985 - Wayne "The Great One" Gretsky was named winner of
the NHL's Hart Trophy. The award is given to the the
league Most Valuable Player. 

1985 - The U.S. House of Representatives approved $27
million in aid to the Nicaraguan contras. 

1986 - South Africa declared a national state of
emergency. Virtually unlimited power was given to security
forces and restrictions were put on news coverage of the
unrest. 

1987 - U.S. President Reagan publicly challenged Mikhail
Gorbachev to tear down the Berlin Wall. 

1990 - The parliament of the Russian Federation formally
declared its sovereignty. 

1992 - In a letter to the U.S. Senate, Russian Boris
Yeltsin stated that in the early 1950's the Soviet Union
had shot down nine U.S. planes and held 12 American
survivors. 

1996 - In Philadelphia a panel of federal judges blocked a
law against indecency on the internet. The panel said that
the 1996 Communications Decency Act would infringe upon
the free speech rights of adults. 

1998 - Compaq Computer paid $9 billion for Digital
Equipment Corp. in largest high-tech acquisition. 

1999 - NATO peacekeeping forces entered the province of
Kosovo in Yugoslavia. 

2003 - In Arkansas, Terry Wallis spoke for the first time
in nearly 19 years. Wallis had been in a coma since July
13, 1984, after being injured in a car accident. 

2009 - In the U.S., The switch from analog TV trasmission
to digital was completed.
2016  smiled.


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