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Today's International Bonehead Award: Resort Guest Doused Boy, 7, With Vodka, kicked cops Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, June 14, in 1789 Captain William Bligh of the HMS Bounty arrived in Timor in a small boat. More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ "Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." --- Robert A. Heinlein Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. --- James M. Barrie _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. "Gladly," responded the good man. When the church magazine came out a few days later, the elder turned at once to the "appreciation" column. There he read: "The minister extends his thanks to Elder Brown for his gift of fruit and for the spirit in which it was given."
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A child was on his first visit to the country at his grandparents'ranch and feeding the chickens fascinated him. Early one morning he caught his first glimpse of a peacock strutting in the yard. He rushed into the house, where his grandmother was making breakfast and exclaimed, "Grandma, come and see! One of the chickens is in bloom!" ______________________________________________________ The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work one day, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two." The husband started glowing with happiness. He kissed his wife and said, "Oh darling, this makes me the happiest person in the world." And she said, "I'm so happy you feel this way. I was worried that you wouldn't like my mother." ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Wichita man caught recording sex with 290 unconscious women Jordan L. Stanton, 28, Wichita, Kansas A Wichita physical therapist assistant has surrendered his license to practice after pleading guilty to charges that he sexually battered an unconscious woman in a peacock costume and secretly recorded it on video, the state Board of Healing Arts announced Monday. Jordan L. Stanton, 28, admitted in March to two counts of felony aggravated sexual battery and three counts of breach of privacy, said Lyon County prosecutor Amy Aranda. Stanton committed his crimes in 2010, before he was licensed as a physical therapist assistant by the Board of Healing Arts in 2012, the case history indicates. The charges stemmed from a police investigation finding that Stanton had used hidden cameras to record himself having sex about 290 times with a variety of women in Wichita, Derby, Emporia and Abilene, court records show. The victim in the criminal case, identified in records as “Female 1,” was unconscious and incapable of consenting to sexual activity due to the use of alcohol or drugs, Aranda said. The incidents occurred at a home in Emporia where Stanton had hidden video equipment to secretly record sexual liaisons with women, records said. In one of the two criminal incidents, the woman had been drinking at home and at a Halloween party before meeting Stanton at a bar, where she had more drinks, according to a police affidavit. They returned to his apartment, where they had consensual sex. Later, he initiated more sexual activity after the woman had passed out, leading to one of the two sexual battery charges. Stanton recorded both the consensual and nonconsensual acts using a hidden camera. The woman said she was unaware she was being recorded and did not consent to that, leading to breach of privacy charges. Another incident, with the same woman, had occurred about two weeks earlier, court records show. On Monday, the Board of Healing Arts announced that Stanton had signed a consent order surrendering his license to perform physical therapist assistant services. Neither the criminal file nor the board documents alleged that any patients were harmed by Stanton. Board officials could not immediately say where he had worked. Stanton’s crimes came to light in 2014 when he let a girlfriend use his computer to do her homework and she found a cache of videos of him having sex with several different women, the police affidavit said. Despite Stanton’s pleading with her and an offer to delete all the videos if she kept quiet, the woman turned copies she’d made on a flash drive over to police, the affidavit said. An investigator obtained a search warrant and found about 290 homemade sex videos on Stanton’s computer. The investigator was able to locate some of the women, who identified Stanton and the camouflage-patterned sheets he used in his videos. “The videos appear to have been made without the female’s knowledge or permission and the identified women have since confirmed the videos were made without their permission,” according to the affidavit by Emporia Police Detective Kelly Davis. Stanton’s admission of guilt on five charges was part of a plea bargain to settle a 22-count criminal complaint, according to court records. The plea agreement recommends a sentence of 64 months – 32 months for each of the two sexual battery charges – but leaves open the possibility of a sentence not involving prison time, records show. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Ella RE: Russian Spam Dear Webby, I am getting a lot of spam that seems to originate in Russia or link to domains ending ins .ru How can I block those? I am 82 years old and really am not interested in funny blue pills. Ella Dear Ella I had a look at the Pie chart in MailWasher! Yes, apparently I too get a lot of those spams. So, what is my oh so sophisticated and complicated RU filter? If the BODY (pull down selector) CONTAINS (pull down selector) .ru/ (type this in) then dump that mail. (pull down selector) It sure is easy to click together a filter, if you have MailWasher. You can make filters with Gmail too. Not quite as simple, but you can do it! You can get MailWasher at http://webby.com/mailwasher Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ >From Sue One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She told me she had mellowed a lot over the years: "When your oldest sister coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When your youngest brother swallowed a dime, I just told him it was coming out of his allowance." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com PINEAPPLE CHEESECAKE INGREDIENTS 250g of cream cheese 2 cups of heavy cream (35%) 1 can of diced pineapple 1 cup sugar 1 box of Graham crackers METHOD 1. Drain pineapple and reserve liquid. 2. Beat cream cheese with sugar. 3. Beat cream into whipping cream. Add to cream cheese mixture. 4. Add pineapple and mix well without beating it too much. 5. Wet crackers in pineapple liquid and put at the bottom and on the sides of cake mould. 6. Pour in cheese and cream mixture. 7. Refrigerate overnight. 8. Unmold before serving. ______________________________________________________
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_____________________________________________________ A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes. No sooner had he settled back to snooze when there came a knocking on his window. He looked out and saw a jogger running in place. "Yes?" "Excuse me, sir," the jogger said, "do you have the time?" The man looked at the car clock and answered, "8:15". The jogger said thanks and left. The man settled back again, and was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window and another jogger. "Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?" "8:25!" The jogger said thanks and left. Now the man could see other joggers passing by and he knew it was only a matter of time before another one disturbed him. To avoid the problem, he got out a pen and paper and put a sign in his window saying, "I do not know the time!" Once again he settled back to sleep. He was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window. "Sir, sir? It's 8:30!" ___________________________________________________
A New Day
____________________________________________________ One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the tests back out. That student got back his test and $51 change. ____________________________________________________ Tech support people like me spend our days on the phone with customers. Many like to chat while waiting for their computers to reboot. One man told me he'd been a long-haul truck driver. I'd love to drive a big rig," I said, "but I'd worry about falling asleep at the wheel." "Here's a tip to stay awake," he offered. "Put a $100 bill in your left hand and hold it out the window." ____________________________________________________
Sand sculpture of an elephant playing chess with a mouse. I think the mouse is winning.

Today on June 14
1789 Captain William Bligh of the HMS Bounty arrived in 
 Timor in a small boat.

1834 Cyrus Hall McCormick received a patent for his 
 reaping machine.

1834 Isaac Fischer Jr. patented sandpaper.

1841 The first Canadian parliament opened in Kingston.

1846 A group of U.S. settlers in Sonoma proclaimed the 
 Republic of California.

1900 Hawaii became a U.S. territory.

1907 Women in Norway won the right to vote.

1917 General John Pershing arrived in Paris during World
War I.

1919 The first non-stop trans-Atlantic flight began. 
 Captain John Alcot and Lt. Arthur Brown flew from 
 Newfoundland to Ireland.

1927 Nicaraguan President Adolfo Diaz signed a treaty with

 the U.S. allowing American intervention in his country.

1940 The Nazis opened their concentration camp at
Auschwitz in German-occupied Poland.

1940 German troops entered Paris. As Paris became occupied

 loud speakers announced the implementation of a curfew 
 being imposed for 8 p.m.

1943 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that schoolchildren
could  not be made to salute the U.S. flag if doing so
conflicted with their religious beliefs.

1944 Sixty U.S. B-29 Superfortress' attacked an iron and 
 steel works factory on Honshu Island. It was the first 
 major U.S. raid against Japan.

1945 Burma was liberated by Britain.

1949 The state of Vietnam was formed.

1951 "Univac I" was unveiled. It was a computer designed 
 for the U.S. Census Bureau and billed as the world's 
 first commercial computer.

1952 The Nautilus was dedicated. It was the first nuclear 
 powered submarine.

1954 U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed an order 
 adding the words "under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance.

1965 A military triumvirate took control in Saigon.

1967 Mariner 5 was launched from Cape Kennedy, FL. The
space  probe's flight took it past Venus.

1982 Argentine forces surrendered to British troops on the

 Falkland Islands.

1989 Former U.S. President Reagan received an honorary 
 knighthood from Britain's Queen Elizabeth II.

1990 The U.S. Supreme Court upheld police checkpoints that

 are used to examine drivers for signs of intoxication.

2016  smiled.


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