Where do you report scams? 

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Today's International Bonehead Award: 3 Ohio women arrested after assaulting mcDonalds worker Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, June 17, in 0362 Emperor Julian issued an edict banning Christians from teaching in Syria. More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. --- Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998) Men who never get carried away should be. --- Malcolm Forbes The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. --- Robert Frost Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. --- Romain Gary (1914-1980) French Writer _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ >Thanks to Jessica for this one: A teacher asked a student. “Do you really think people can predict the future with cards?” He quickly replied, “My mother can. She takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home.”
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by 3 Ohio women arrested after assaulting mcDonalds worker Ashley England, Mary Jordan, Sammie Whaley, Sandusky, Ohio. Three women are under arrest after they assaulted a McDonald's employee because she was working too slowly in serving them. In their booking photos, two of the women appear to be smiling after their arrests. The assault happened on June 8 at the McDonald's in Bellevue, Ohio. According to police, the female employee was assaulted in the restaurant parking lot after the women, who are from Sandusky, thought she wasn't serving them - and their children - quickly enough. The women are identified by police as Ashley England, Mary Jordan and Sammie Whaley. They were arrested the next day after security video was used to identify them. England was charged with assault, theft and child endangerment. Jordan was charged with assault and child endangerment. The child endangerment charges are due to the fact England and Jordan had their children present with them and the children also participated in the incident. Whaley was also charged with assault. Playing dopey during their arrest will not reduce their jail time. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Christine RE: Where to report scams Dear Webby, I always enjoy your site. Just one question. I have received in my e-mail a letter from some foreigner wanting me to deposit some money or some such in my bank. Ta-da. I'm wondering where I can report this person and his spam? Thanks, Christine Dear Christine Just dump that mail in the garbage. It's only a Nigerian Scam letter. You can't report it to anybody. Imagine yourself walking into the police station and announcing: "I was trying to do some illegal money laundering, nothing big, just a few Million bucks, but then these Nigerian guys cleaned out my bank account and changed the password on me. My paycheck goes in there automatically, but now I can't even pay my phone bill !" The cops would first laugh themselves a hernia, and then charge YOU with attempted money laundering. Not a good idea. The Nigerian scams have been around for a long time and have grown to be the third largest line item in the Nigerian Gross National Product. Just dump it and beware that over the years you will probably get more similar scam letters. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Leroy said to his buddy, "You'll never believe what happened last night." His buddy answered, "Well then, tell me what happened." Leroy relpied: "Last night the doorbell rang, and when I opened the door, there was my ex-mother-in-law on the front porch." She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?" So I said, "Of course, you can stay out there," and shut the door." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Finding Leaks in an Air Mattress By Deanj [914 Comments] In the old days when tires had tubes and one had to find a small pin whole in the tube the mechanic would wet the tube with a mixture of soap and water. The soap made the pin hole easier to see as the soap would bubble up where the hole was. ______________________________________________________
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Today on June 17
0362 Emperor Julian issued an edict banning Christians from
 teaching in Syria.
1579 Sir Francis Drake claimed San Francisco Bay for
1775 The British took Bunker Hill outside of Boston.
1799 Napoleon Bonaparte incorporated Italy into his empire.
1837 Charles Goodyear received his first patent. The
patent  was for a process that made rubber easier to work
1854 The Red Turban revolt broke out in Guangdong, China.
1876 General George Crook’s command was attacked and
defeated on the Rosebud River by 1,500 Sioux and Cheyenne
under the leadership of Crazy Horse.
1885 The Statue of Liberty arrived in New York City aboard 
 the French ship Isere.
1912 The German Zeppelin SZ 111 burned in its hanger in 
1913 U.S. Marines set sail from San Diego to protect
American  interests in Mexico.
1917 The Russian Duma met in a secret session in Petrograd 
 and voted for an immediate Russian offensive against the 
 German Army. (World War I)
1924 The Fascist militia marched into Rome.
1926 Spain threatened to quit the League of Nations if 
 Germany was allowed to join.
1928 Amelia Earhart began the flight that made her the
first woman to successfully fly across the Atlantic Ocean.
1930 The Smoot-Hawley Tariff Bill became law. It placed a 
 prohibitive tariff on imports to the U.S.
1931 British authorities in China arrested Indochinese 
 Communist leader Ho Chi Minh.
1932 The U.S. Senate defeated the bonus bill as 10,000 
 veterans massed around the Capitol.
1940 The Soviet Union occupied Lithuania, Latvia, and
1940 France asked Germany for terms of surrender in World
War II.
1944 The republic of Iceland was established.
1950 Dr. Richard H. Lawler performed the first kidney 
 transplant in a 45-minute operation in Chicago, IL.
1953 Soviet tanks fought thousands of Berlin workers that 
 were rioting against the East German government.
1963 The U.S. Supreme Court banned the required reading of 
 the Lord's prayer and Bible in public schools.
1965 Twenty-seven B-52’s hit Viet Cong outposts but lost 
two planes in South Vietnam.
1991 The Parliament of South Africa repealed the Population
 Registration Act. The act had required that all South
Africans  be classified by race at birth. 
2016  smiled.

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