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Today's International Bonehead Award: Cincinnati, Ohio mother lets her drug dealer have sex with her 11 year old daughter as payment for heroin. April Corcoran, even let Shandell Willingham videotape it a few times. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, June 20, in More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. --- Milton Berle _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Anni showed up at the photo shop with an old picture of a former beau wearing a hat, She wanted to know if the photographer could retouch the photo and remove the hat from the picture. He convinced Anni, that it could easily be accomplished, he would just take a picture of it, and work on it with PaintShop Pro or Photoshop. Then he asked her what side of his head did the man in the picture part his hair on. - Thinking hard for a moment, Anni said, "I forget, but you can see that for yourself when you take off his hat."
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Thanks to Martin for this story: A group of Americans was traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese-making, explaining that goats' milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats who had been put out to pasture when they no longer produced. She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?" A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours." ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Janice for this one: Reality at its best This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man and I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: "Up until last week, I still had it all!!! A cook, my clothes were washed & pressed. I had a roof over my head, I had TV, internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library, I could still go to school. I asked him, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce???” "Oh no, nothing like that" he said. "No, no ... I got out of prison." ______________________________________________________ From dad Mt Etna, Italy ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Cincinnati, Ohio mother lets her drug dealer have sex with her 11 year old daughter as payment for heroin. April Corcoran, even let Shandell Willingham videotape it a few times. CINCINNATI (WKRC) - A Warren County woman has admitted to trading out sex with her 11-year-old daughter for heroin. April Corcoran pleaded guilty in a Hamilton County courtroom to ten charges of trafficking in persons, complicity to rape, corrupting another with drugs and child endangering. Corcoran would drop her daughter off at Shandell Willingham's Colerain Avenue apartment so he could have sex with her, say prosecutors. Sometimes, Prosecutor Joe Deters said he would videotape the encounter. Deters said Corcoran would then come back and get heroin and her daughter. Corcoran also admitted to giving her daughter heroin. Shandell is in jail in Indiana on drug and child porn charges. He still faces charges of rape, gross sexual imposition, trafficking in persons and endangering children related to this case in Hamilton County. He's expected back in Hamilton County sometime next week. Prosecutors say they accepted the plea deal to protect the victim. As a result of the plea deal, seventeen other counts were dropped. Corcoran will have to register as a sex offender when she gets out in 50 or so years. She will be sentenced July 19. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Wilson RE: Searchable Log Dear Webby, Dear Webby, I need a searchable log that does not cost an arm and a leg. It's just for typing in names and phone numbers and summaries of incoming phone calls. What would you recommend? W.Wilson Dear Wilson I use NoteTab from http://notetab.com It produces clean text, that you can import or paste into anythiung. It has lightning fast search, and you can even open multiple sub-windows side by side in the same window, not just multiple tabs. Copy-paste to and from spreadsheets and word processors works flawlessly. NoteTab does accurate sorting instantly, lets you toggle WordWrap on and off, and has enough features to write a book.I use probably 2% of all the features in it, but I know what to click on for the rest. Bulleted List? Justifying text, HTML, convert HTML to text, whatever. It is all there. They have a free and a very low cost version. I have used it for about 15 years and am quite happy with it. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ "I hope you didn't take it personally, Pastor," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon." "I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher replied. "It's not a reflection on you, sir," insisted the church goer. "Ralph has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Keep Birds Out of the Garden By amy [5 Posts, 2 Comments] I love growing my summer garden in large containers. It's much easier to control the soil quality, fertilizer, and water. I keep them near my back door for easy reach from the kitchen. My only problem is that birds will not leave them alone. One perfect beautiful tomato after another pecked to pieces. My solution? I cut strips of low cost (I bought at my local Dollar Tree) silver metallic gift wrap and tied them to to the wooden tee pees that support the tomatoes. The birds seem frightened by them waving brightly in the sun. They have left the whole garden alone ever since. By Amy from MS Delta ______________________________________________________
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No sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request.
_____________________________________________________ The new family in the neighborhood overslept, and their six year-old daughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for work, had to drive her if she'd direct him to the school. They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes - but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only two blocks from their home. The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she'd led him around in such a circle. The child explained, "That's the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It's the only way I know." ___________________________________________________
Whack a Kitty :D Don't blast me! I love kitties - no kitten was hurt!
____________________________________________________ >From Dr Bill re bagpipes: I found over the years quite to my surprise that bagpipes stir a martial spirit within me - combination no doubt of Scottish and Irish ancestry, and if the neural memory theory is correct it could account for my sudden desire at the sound of the pipes to kill an Englishman Bill ____________________________________________________ Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture? A: That's me. Q: Were you present when that picture was taken? A: No, I was at home reading lawyer jokes. ____________________________________________________
Beautiful Mother Nature, with a little help from man and woman.

Today on June 20
0451 - Roman and Barbarian warriors brought Attila's army
to a halt at the Catalaunian Plains in eastern France. 

1397 - The Union of Kalmar united Denmark, Sweden, and
Norway under one monarch. 

1756 - In India, 150 British soldiers were imprisoned in a
cell that became known as the "Black Hole of Calcutta." 

1782 - The U.S. Congress approved the Great Seal of the
United States. 

1791 - King Louis XVI of France was captured while
attempting to flee the country in the so-called Flight to
Varennes. 

1793 - Eli Whitney applied for a cotton gin patent. He
received the patent on March 14. The cotton gin initiated
the American mass-production concept. 

1837 - Queen Victoria ascended the British throne following
the death of her uncle, King William IV. 

1898 - The U.S. Navy seized the island of Guam enroute to
the Phillipines to fight the Spanish. 

1910 - Mexican President Porfirio Diaz proclaimed martial
law and arrested hundreds. 

1910 - Fanny Brice debuted in the New York production of
the "Ziegfeld Follies". 

1923 - France announced it would seize the Rhineland to
assist Germany in paying its war debts. That did not go
over well and was one of the causes of WWII.

1941 - The U.S. Army Air Forces was established, replacing
the Army Air Corps. The Army Air Forces were abolished with
the creation of the United States Air Force in 1947. 

1943 - Race-related rioting erupted in Detroit. Federal
troops were sent in two days later to end the violence that
left more than 30 dead. 

1947 - Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel was murdered in Beverly
Hills, CA, at the order of mob associates angered over the
soaring costs of his project, the Flamingo resort in Las
Vegas, NV. 

1963 - The United States and Soviet Union signed an
agreement to set up a hot line communication link between
the two countries to prevent the Cold War from turning into
a real war. 

1967 - Muhammad Ali was convicted in Houston of violating
Selective Service laws by refusing to be drafted. The U.S.
Supreme Court later overturned the conviction. 

1977 - The Trans-Alaska Pipeline began operation. 

1983 - The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that employers must
treat male and female workers equally in providing health
benefits for their spouses. 

1997 - The tobacco industry agreed to a massive settlement
in exchange for major relief from mounting lawsuits and
legal bills. 

2002 - The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the execution of
mentally retarded murderers was unconstitutionally cruel.
The vote was 6 in favor and 3 against. 
2016  smiled.


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