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Today's International Bonehead Award: Floriduh bonehead breaks church windows because God allowed him to lose his phone. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, June 23, in 1868 - Christopher Latham Sholes received a patent for an invention that he called a "Type-Writer." More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change. --- Dan Quayle (1947 - ) If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. --- Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005) If you cannot convince them, confuse them. --- Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972) _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Jews don't recognize Christ as their savior, Catholics don't recognize Jews, Baptists don't recognize one another in the liquor store or at hooters, and moonshiners don't buy corn in their own village. With THIS LINK you get 50% off!
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Canada Day and Independence Day are coming up. If you have a remote controlled barbecue, turn off the gas to make sure you don't get any surprises if guests store their fireworks in there! Some barbecue lids are still in orbit from last year. ______________________________________________________ One rainy evening John and his wife emerged from a restaurant only to find that he had locked the keys in the car.He insisted he could open the door with a wire coat hanger, so they went back to the restaurant to get one. There were none to be found. John then ran to a department store a quarter-mile away and returned with a hanger. After a few attempts, he got the door open and they climbed in. As they sat there, soaked and cold, he stuck the hanger under his seat. With a smug grin, he said, "Now if this ever happens again, I'll have a coathanger ready!" ______________________________________________________ Nebraska storm ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Floriduh bonehead breaks church windows because God allowed him to lose his phone. Justin Meeks, 27, Pinellas, Floriduh A man who said he was angry with God was arrested after he broke a window at a church, Pinellas deputies said. It happened this week at the Church of God on 66th Street around 5 p.m. Pinellas deputies got several complaints about a man who was breaking windows at the church. When they responded to the address and started talking to the man, he told them he was angry with God. The man identified as Justin Meeks, 27, explained to them that he had lost his cellphone and thatís why he was angry. The damage to the church window is estimated at above $200. Meeks was taken to the Pinellas County jail on the charge of criminal mischief to a place of worship. His bond is set at $5,000. Heís had one previous arrest in the county in 2012. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Bean RE: Instead of USB cable Dear Webby, If your new digital camera records pics onto a Compact Flash or SD card, it's a lot easier on your camera's batteries to just pop the card out, stick it in a reader and go from there. You're no longer locked into the usually clunky camera manufacturer's software, and you save lots of time moving things around. Bean Dear Bean I have recommended that countless times. The same thing still applies. Bring a USB cable up to the side of the monitor and power a USB hub with it. Then you can conveniently plug in a card reader, keyboard, mouse, and all kinds of gadgets into the USB hub, without having to crawl around under your desk. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and studied it with an appraising eye. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said finally. "Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That's the owner. He does not like being boiled or fried." ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Vinegar as a Fabric Softener By Cassie [20 Posts, 60 Comments] Making your own fabric softener is so simple, just take a one gallon jug of white vinegar and add your own preference of essential oils. I add 40 drops of the oils to the vinegar and shake back and forth to mix up. During the washer's rinse cycle, add 1/4 cup and it will leave your wash smelling so nice and fresh. It lasts longer than traditional fabric softeners. By cassie from Paragould, AR ______________________________________________________
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____________________________________________________ A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts." "He communicates real well and I act like I'm listening." ____________________________________________________ Thanks to Jim for this one: I graduated from a private school that I didn't like much. Once I was out of there, I had no particular desire to ever contribute to their latest fund drive or athletic events. Sure enough, Alumni Affairs staff called my folks, got my current number and tracked me down. 'So, what have you been doing with yourself?' the perky alumnus asked. I responded, "Oh, not a lot. Just what I learned in college: Stealing cars, selling dope and running moonshine." They've never called back. ____________________________________________________
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Today on June 23
1683 - William Penn signed a friendship treaty with Lenni
Lenape Indians in Pennsylvania. 

1700 - Russia gave up its Black Sea fleet as part of a
truce with the Ottoman Empire. 

1758 - British and Hanoverian armies defeated the French at
Krefeld in Germany. 

1760 - The Austrians defeated the Prussians at Landshut,

1757 - Robert Clive defeated the Indians at Plassey and won
control of Bengal. 

1836 - The U.S. Congress approved the Deposit Act, which
contained a provision for turning over surplus federal
revenue to the states. 

1848 - A bloody insurrection of workers in Paris erupted. 

1865 - Confederate General Stand Watie, who was also a
Cherokee chief, surrendered the last sizable Confederate
army at Fort Towson, in the Oklahoma Territory. 

1868 - Christopher Latham Sholes received a patent for an
invention that he called a "Type-Writer." 

1884 - A Chinese Army defeated the French at Bacle,

1902 - Germany, Austria-Hungary, and Italy renewed the
Triple Alliance for a 12 year duration. 

1904 - The first American motorboat race got underway on
the Hudson River in New York. 

1926 - The first lip reading tournament in America was held
in Philadelphia, PA. 

1931 - Wiley Post and Harold Gatty took off from New York
on the first round-the-world flight in a single-engine

1934 - Italy gained the right to colonize Albania after
defeating the country. 

1938 - The Civil Aeronautics Authority was established. 

1938 - Marineland opened near St. Augustine, Florida. 

1947 - The U.S. Senate joined the House in overriding
President Truman's veto of the Taft-Hartley Act. 

1951 - Soviet U.N. delegate Jacob Malik proposed cease-fire
discussions in the Korean War. 

1952 - The U.S. Air Force bombed power plants on Yalu
River, Korea. 

1956 - Gamal Abdel Nasser was elected president of Egypt. 

1964 - Henry Cabot Lodge resigned as the U.S. envoy to
Vietnam and was succeeded by Maxwell Taylor. 

1966 - Civil Rights marchers in Mississippi were dispersed
by tear gas. 

1972 - U.S. President Nixon and White House chief of staff
H.R. Haldeman discussed a plan to use the CIA to obstruct
the FBI's Watergate investigation. 

2003 - Apple Computer Inc. unveiled the new Power Mac
desktop computer. 

2004 - The U.S. proposed that North Korea agree to a series
of nuclear disarmament measures over a three-month period
in exchange for economic benefits. 

2005 - Roger Ebert received a star on the Hollywood Walk of

2013 - In Arizona, aerialist Nik Wallenda completed a
quarter mile tightrope walk over the Little Colorado River

2015 - NASA's Mars Odyssey completed its 60,000th orbit
around Mars. The spacecraft entered orbit on October 23,

2015 - Verizon announced it had completed its $4.4 billion
purchase of AOL, Inc. 
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