Email warning from phony ISP 

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Today is Tuesday, Sept 13

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Todays Bonehead Award:
Fugitive Learns The Hard Way Not To Post 
‘Wanted’ Picture On Facebook
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Today, September 13, in 
1759 The French were defeated by the British on the Plains of
Abraham in the final French and Indian War. 

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______________________________________________________ One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity. --- Andrew Carnegie (1835 - 1919) "Anger is one letter away from danger." ---Eleanor Roosevelt There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. --- Socratex ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A cantor, the man who sings the prayers at a synagogue, brags before his congregation in a booming, bellowing voice: "Two years ago I insured my beautiful voice with Lloyds of London for $750,000." There is a hushed and awed silence in the crowded room. Suddenly, from the back of the room, the quiet, nasal voice of an elderly woman is heard, "So what did you do with the money?" ______________________________________________________ There was a horrible automobile crash and the driver of the car lay on the side of the road dying. A passerby said to him kindly, "Why don't you say a prayer?" "I don't know any," said the stricken man. "Haven't you had any contact with religion?" "As a boy we used to live next to a Catholic Church!" "That's it!" said the well-wisher. "Just repeat what you heard in the church!" "Okay," said the injured man. "Under the B: 10, Under the I:25, Under the O: 64..." ______________________________________________________ From FB ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Mack Yearwood, 41, Stuart, Floriduh Fugitive Learns The Hard Way Not To Post ‘Wanted’ Picture On Facebook Florida cops tracked down and arrested a fugitive after he used a “wanted” poster featuring his mug shot as his Facebook profile picture. Stuart Police Department officers on Tuesday detained 42- year-old Mack Yearwood, who’d been on the lam for 11 months for violating his probation on two battery charges. “If you are wanted by the police, it’s probably not a good idea to use the ‘Wanted of the Week’ poster of yourself as your profile pic,” the department posted online the following day. On Tuesday, Stuart Police caught up with Mr. Yearwood and arrested him with two outstanding warrants. While he was taken into custody, he asked to put on a pair of jeans that were located on the floor beside him. Mr. Mack must have forgotten that his bag of marijuana was still in the pocket. Mr. Yearwood also picked up an additional charge of possession of cannabis under 20 grams. Yearwood was arrested over the two probation violations following an alleged battery incident at a Stuart home late Monday. The alleged victim identified Yearwood, who’d already fled the scene by the time the cops had arrived, as the suspect. Investigators then discovered that Citrus County Sheriff’s Office had been seeking him on the two outstanding warrants since October 2015. “The patrol guys, to look where he was and for some intelligence, they went to his Facebook page,” Stuart Police Cpl. Brian Bossio told ABC News. “They discovered that he used his wanted poster for his Facebook profile.” Police used information from his page to arrest Yearwood over the two warrants at his brother’s home. The investigation into Monday’s alleged incident is ongoing, and he has not been charged in that case. He does, however, face an additional cannabis possession charge after a bag of weed allegedly fell out of his pants during his arrest. Yearwood has not entered a plea on that count and remains in custody at the Martin County Jail. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Bertha E RE: ISP's warning about dangerous mail Dear Webby, I received a warning from my internet provider about a new thing that's going around. It was a notice to delete this particular e-mail A.S.A.P. The only thing that was anything like an address was W32mimail.L@mm. It's supposed to get you connected to a Porn site. Do you know if this really true or not? I certainly don't wan to get involved in anything like that. Bertha E Dear Bertha Mailwasher takes care of all of that for me. Any mail telling me to delete this, that or the other thing will get deleted automatically, and instantly. I don't waste time on stuff like that, no matter who the writer pretends to be. Just dump it and don't worry about it. Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ Shirley had 2 two red ears and went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a blouse and the phone rang -- but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?" "While I was holding the burned ear with one hand, the guy upstairs called, probably wanting to know what all the yelling and screaming was about, so I picked up the phone, ahem, I mean the iron, with the other hand."
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Daily tip from Pizza Dough Empanadas By attosa [239 Posts, 538 Comments] Craving meat and cheese empanadas the other day, with no time or ingredients to make my own dough, I grabbed some ready made pizza dough. With leftover chicken, I made these in the toaster oven. So good! Prep Time: 20 Cook Time: 20 Total Time: 40 Yield: 12 empanadas Ingredients: 1 lb pizza dough (I used Rhodes, they come in preformed mini balls) 2 cups chicken, cooked & chopped 1 small hot pepper 1 tomato 1 onion 2 tsp oil 1 Tbsp garlic salt 2 tsp ground cumin 1 tsp chili powder 1 tsp dried oregano 1/2 cup cilantro 1 cup shredded cheese flour for dusting 1 egg yolk 1 tsp water Steps: Preheat oven to 400F Cover dough with plastic while making filling. Chop onion, tomato and pepper. Add oil to pan and heat to medium high heat. Cook onion, tomato and pepper until softened, about 5 minutes. Add garlic salt, cumin, chili powder, and oregano. Add cooked chicken and cilantro. Cook for a couple minutes. Remove from heat. Lightly flour work surface and roll out dough to 1/4 inch thickness. Take a 5 or 6 inch round cookie cutter, glass or bowl, and cut the dough into circles. Flatten the disks gently with rolling pin. Sprinkle each disc with cheese and 2 Tbsp of the filling. Fold dough over in half to enclose filling. Seal the edges with a fork. Repeat on the rest of the empanadas. In a small bowl, mix together egg yolk and 1 tsp water to make an egg wash. Transfer empanadas to a baking sheet and brush the top sides with egg wash. Bake until golden brown, about 20 minutes. Cool for 10 minutes before serving.
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Star Wars according to a 3-year-old
____________________________________________________ A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. "I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!" "Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said. The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait." ____________________________________________________ Young Aaron Finkelstein came home in great excitement, saying, "Father! Father! On returning from school , I ran home behind the bus all the way and saved the fifty-cent fare." The father replied by slapping the son on the cheek as he shouted, "Spendthrift! Why didn't you run behind a cab and save $5.00?" ____________________________________________________
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Today on September 13 in
1759 The French were defeated by the British on the Plains of
Abraham in the final French and Indian War. 

1788 The Constitutional Convention decided that the first
federal election was to be held on Wednesday the following
February. On that day George Washington was elected as the
first president of the United States. In addition, New York
City was named the temporary national capital. 

1789 The United States Government took out its first loan. 

1847 U.S. forces took the hill Chapultepec during the
Mexican-American War. 

1862 During the American Civil War General Lee's Order No.
191 was found by federal soldiers in Maryland. 

1898 Hannibal Williston Goodwin patented celluloid
photographic film, which is used to make movies. 

1922 In El Azizia, Libya, the highest shade temperature was
recorded at 136.4 degrees Fahrenheit. 

1935 Aviator Howard Hughes, Jr., of Houston, set a new
airspeed record of 352 mph with his H-1 airplane (Winged

1943 Chiang Kai-shek became the president of China. 

1959 The Soviet Union's Luna 2 became the first space probe
to reach the moon. It was launched the day before. 

1960 The U.S. Federal Communications Commission banned

1971 In New York, National Guardsmen stormed the Attica
Correctional Facility and put an end to the four-day revolt.
A total of 43 people were killed in the final assault. A
committee was organized to investigate the riot on September
30, 1971. 

1971 The World Hockey Association was formed. 

1977 The first General Motors diesel automobiles were
introduced. Mercedes had made Diesel cars since the 50's.

1981 U.S. Secretary of State Alexander M. Haig said the U.S.
had physical evidence that Russia and its allies used
poisonous biological weapons in Laos, Cambodia and

1988 Forecasters reported that Hurricane Gilbert's barometric
pressure measured 26.13. It was the strongest hurricane ever
recorded in the Western Hemisphere. 

1993 Israel and Palestine signed their first major agreement.
Palestine was granted limited self-government in the Gaza
Strip and in Jericho. 

1994 U.S. President Bill Clinton signed a $30 billion crime
bill into law. 

1998 The New York Times closed its Web site after hackers
added offensive material. 

2001 U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell named Osama bin
Laden as the prime suspect in the terror attacks on the
United States on September 11, 2001. Limited commercial
flights resumed in the U.S. for the first time in two days. 

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