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Todays Bonehead Award:
West Virginian put out cigarette in her boyfriend's eye
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Today, September 15, in 
1776 British forces occupied New York City during 
the American Revolution. 

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______________________________________________________ I say that good painters imitated nature; but that bad ones vomited it. --- Miguel de Cervantes (1547 - 1616) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ "The Creation Story As Told By The Cat" On the first day of creation, God created the cat. On the second day, God created man to serve the cat. On the third, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat. On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it. On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke. On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox. ______________________________________________________ Melvin was a chaplain in a university residence hall. He was supposed to uphold all of the school rules, which include a ban on pets. That changed when a kitten adopted him. The freshmen in his dorm kept his secret. They covered for him by calling the kitten "the Book," One morning as he was leaving the dorm with the kitten in a beer case, a student stopped him and asked, "Where are you taking the Book?" He exlained that he was taking the kitten to the vet. "She's getting neutered today," he told him. "Hmmm," the student responded, "no sequels." ______________________________________________________ From FB ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Cindy Jean Underwood, 39, St. Albans, West Virginia West Virginian put out cigarette in her boyfriend's eye Cindy Jean Underwood, the 39-year-old West Virginian is locked up on $10,000 bail after she allegedly put out a cigarette in her boyfriendís eye, according to court records. The attack, cops say, occurred Monday as Underwood and Jeremy Hughes were arguing in the home they share in St. Albans, a city in Kanawha County. As the pair squabbled, Underwood jammed a lit cigarette into her beauís eye, police charge. When cops arrived at the residence in response to a destruction of property complaint, they summoned an ambulance, which transported Hughes to a local hospital for treatment of an injury to his left eye. Hughes complained to police that he "did not have sight in his eye." Pictured above, Underwood--who is facing a felony malicious wounding charge--is being held at the South Central Regional Jail in Charleston. She is scheduled for a September 22 preliminary hearing. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Bill RE: Saving to CD Dear Webby, I have some text and some pictures that are of historical value and I would like to store them on a CD-R. What should I look for as a CD-R or they all pretty much the same? Bill Dear Bill Just about any CD burner will do for that. You can even get CD + DVD burners. Most come with pretty decent burning software included on a CD. Burning CD's used to be a bit of a nightmare and almost a gamble whether it worked or not. Nowadays you just drag stuff to the CD. Windows then spools that stuff up somewhere and when you try to remove the CD or right-click on it's title, it ask if you want to burn the files to the CD. Click OK, and it will do it. You can even use SD (camera) chips. The old ones up to 2 GB for XP machines and older cameras are often given away free as door prizes, or sold very cheaply. Bigger ones are available up to 128 GB. I find that a bit ridiculous, unless you want to back up your whole computer. For projects like yours I would recommend 2 or 4 GB chips. They last longer than CDs and DVDs and never get scratched. The downside is that the camera chips are so small and not easy to write their titles or content onto them. You have to print tiny labels and stick them on, and instead of shoe boxes full of CDs and DVDs, you now need a small business card box to store them, so that you don't misplace and lose them. Have FUN! DearWebby Bunny and Bob, two frequent users of a chat room, discovered that they had a lot in common. Eventually, they abandoned the chat room for a more intimate correspondence. After months of virtual kinkiness, the two decided to meet each other face-to-face at a small cafe. Bunny arrived a little late. One customer, a short, frail man with an eye patch, sat at the back of the cafe. "Are you Bob?" asked Bunny. "Yes I am," said Bob. "Unbelievable!" Bunny exclaimed. "You told me that you were tall, dark and handsome." "How do you think I feel?" Bob asked, his face turning red. "You told me that you were skinny, blonde, and... female!"
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While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained. The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said. "Why do you think it was taken here?" "After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was not mine, but a different one that's cheap-looking and ugly!" "I think" explained the surgeon gently, "that means your cataract operation was a success."
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Today on September 15 in
1775 An early and unofficial American flag was raised by
Lieutenant Colonel Isaac Mott after the seizing of Fort
Johnson from the British. The flag was dark blue with the
white word "Liberty" spelled on it. 

1776 British forces occupied New York City during the
American Revolution. 

1821 Costa Rica, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua and El
Salvador proclaimed independence. 

1857 Timothy Alder earned a patent for the typesetting

1858 The first mail service begins to the Pacific Coast of
the U.S. under government contract. Coaches from the
Butterfield Overland Mail Company took 12 days to make the
journey between Tipton, MO and San Francisco, CA. 

1909 A New York judge rule that Ford Motor Company had
infringed on George Seldon's patent for the "Road Engine."
The ruling was later overturned. 

1909 Charles F. Kettering applied for a patent on his
ignition system. His company Delco (Dayton Engineering
Laboratories Company) later became a subsidiary of General

1916 During the Battle of the Somme, in France, tanks were
first used in warfare when the British rolled them onto the

1917 Alexander Kerensky proclaimed Russia to be a republic. 

1923 Oklahoma was placed under martial law by Gov. John
Calloway Walton due to terrorist activity by the Ku Klux
Klan. After this declaration national newspapers began to
expose the Klan and its criminal activities. 

1928 Alexander Fleming discovered the antibiotic penicillin
in the mold Penicillium notatum. 

1935 The Nuremberg Laws were enacted by Nazi Germany. The act
stripped all German Jews of their civil rights and the
swastika was made the official symbol of Nazi Germany. 

1940 The German Luftwaffe suffered the loss of 185 planes in
the Battle of Britain. The change in tide forced Hitler to
abandon his plans for invading Britain. 

1949 "The Lone Ranger" premiered on ABC. Clayton Moore was
the Lone Ranger and Jay Silverheels was Tonto. 

1950 U.N. forces landed at Inchon, Korea in an attempt to
relieve South Korean forces and recapture Seoul. 

1953 The National Boxing Association adopted the 10-point
scoring system for all of its matches. 

1955 Betty Robbins became the first woman cantor. 

1959 Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev arrived in the U.S. to
begin a 13-day visit. 

1961 The U.S. resumed underground testing of nuclear weapons.

1971 Greenpeace was founded. 

1978 Muhammad Ali defeated Leon Spinks to win his 3rd World
Heavyweight Boxing title. 

1990 France announced that it would send an additional 4,000
soldiers to the Persian Gulf. They also expelled Iraqi
military attaches in Paris. 

1993 The FBI announced a new national campaign concerning the
crime of carjacking. 

1994 U.S. President Clinton told Haiti's military leaders
"Your time is up. Leave now or we will force you from power."

1995 The U.N. Fourth World Conference on Women was held in

1997 The domain name "" was registered. 

1998 Ayatollah Ali Khamenei ordered the Iranian military to
be on full alert and massed troops on its border with

1999 The United Nations approved the deployment of a
multinational peacekeeping force in East Timor. 

2012 Legoland Malaysia opened in Nusajaya, Johor, Malaysia. 

2016  smiled.

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