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Todays Bonehead Award:
Former Ohio mayor admits raping four-year-old girl
but claims victim initiated sex and was 
willing participant.
Details at Boneheads
Today, September 16, in 
1620 The Mayflower departed from Plymouth, England. The ship
arrived at Provincetown, MA, on November 21st and then at
Plymouth, MA, on December 26th. There were 102 passengers

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______________________________________________________ It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. --- Krishnamurti "Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders." --- Nietzsche I am not young enough to know everything. --- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." ______________________________________________________ A young Jewish lad entered Notre Dame to play football. At the end of the season, he returned home. As luck would have it, he ran into his Rabbi at the airport. The rabbi asked, "Are they trying to convert you at South Bend?" The youngster said, "Of course not, Father!" ______________________________________________________ From FB ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Richard Keenan, Hubbard, Ohio Former Ohio mayor admits raping four-year-old girl but claims victim initiated sex and was willing participant. Richard Keenan, who has described himself as a "dedicated" Christian, confessed to abusing the girl over three years A former city mayor has admitted raping a four-year-old girl but claimed the victim was a "willing participant", it has been reported. Richard Keenan, who has described himself in the past as a "dedicated" Christian, is facing multiple counts of rape and attempted rape of a child. The case has shocked the small city of Hubbard in Ohio, United States, where Keenan served as mayor in 2010 and 2011. He is due to stand trial in April next year. But prosecutors filed documents on Monday claiming Keenan has made detailed admissions to the alleged offences to his wife, a social worker, his brother and sister-in-law. Confessing to his crimes, Keenan said the abuse took place over a three-year-period but claimed the victim "initiated" sex, the Youngstown Vindicator reports. He also spoke of the abuse during group discussions at a hospital, and later checked himself into a psychiatric clinic because he was suicidal. A judge will now have to decide whether Keenan's alleged admissions can be heard by a jury, or will be ruled inadmissable. Under local state law, a wife can testify against her spouse if he or she decides. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Sharon RE: Lottery Win Dear Webby, I received an email today from: E.A.A.S Lottery Headquarters Euro - Afro Asian Sweepstakes Lottery an Affiliate of Watergate International Incorporation. Arena Complex Km 18 Route de Rufisque I.P.P Award Dept. Johannesburg, Africa .......... Maybe this would make a good story for the Humor Letter. Thanks ahead of time if you have an answer for my questions. Sincerely, Sharon Dear Sharon It's a scam. Just dump it. The headlines would actually be a lot more embarrassing: "SEXY AOLer GOT TOOK FOR $12.50 WHILE TRYING TO COLLECT HER $2,500,000.00 MONOPOLY MONEY WIN IN NON-EXISTENT LOTTERY!" Have FUN! DearWebby A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated all our visibility." The passengers were numb with fear, except for one...a retired minister. "Now, now, keep calm," he said. "Let's all bow our heads and pray." Immediately, the group bowed their heads to pray...except one man. "Why aren't you praying?" the minister asked. "I don't know how to pray," replied the passenger. "Well, just do something religious!" instructed the minister. The man got up and passed his hat down the aisle, taking an offering.
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Banana Oatmeal Breakfast Cups By StellaBell [183 Posts, 171 Comments] These delicious and healthy breakfast cups are perfect for someone who needs to eat breakfast on the run. They are moist in the middle with a crunchy white chocolate topping. Somewhere in between a bowl of oatmeal and a muffin. Prep Time: 10 Cook Time: 17 minutes Total Time: 1 hour Yield: 18 Ingredients: 3 cups old fashioned oats 2 Tbsp brown sugar 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon 1/4 tsp salt 2 tsp baking powder 1 cup mashed ripe banana 2 Tbsp olive oil 2 large eggs 1 tsp vanilla 2 cups milk mini white chocolate chips for topping (optional) dried cranberries Steps: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Mix dry ingredients together in a bowl. In a seperate bowl mix wet ingredients, stirring the milk in last. Add the wet ingredients into the bowl of dry ingredients. Stir well. The mixture will be really soupy and that is okay. Grease muffin tins. Scoop mixture into the muffin tins, making sure that there is a good mix of wet and dry in each tin. These will not puff up much so you can fill them pretty full. Add a layer of mini white chocolate chips to the top. At the request of my 4 year old I also added dried cranberries to some of them. Although I much prefered them without. Cook for 17-22 minutes. Let cool a bit in the tins before placing on a cooling rack to cool completely. Store in the fridge.
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____________________________________________________ Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change." Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes." "You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes." ____________________________________________________ After years of hard work, Joe took his first vacation on a luxury cruise ship. In a deck chair, he recognized a former high school classmate, a long-lost friend from his old hometown. He crossed the deck, seized the fellow's hand and said: "Hello, Pete. I haven't seen you in years. What are you doing these days?" "I'm into politics," whispered Pete. "But don't tell mother. She thinks I'm still a pimp." ____________________________________________________
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Today on September 16 in

1400 Owain Glyndwr was proclaimed Prince of Wales after
rebelling against English rule. He was the last Welsh-born
Prince of Wales. 

1620 The Mayflower departed from Plymouth, England. The ship
arrived at Provincetown, MA, on November 21st and then at
Plymouth, MA, on December 26th. There were 102 passengers

1630 The village of Shawmut changed its name to Boston. 

1782 The Great Seal of the United States was impressed on
document to negotiate a prisoner of war agreement with the
British. It was the first official use of the impression. 

1810 The Mexicans began a revolt against Spanish rule. Miguel
Hidalgo y Costilla, a Catholic priest of Spanish descent,
declared Mexico's independence from Spain in the small town
of Dolores. 

1893 The "Cherokee Strip" in Oklahoma was swarmed by hundreds
of thousands of settlers. 

1908 General Motors was founded by William Crapo "Billy"
Durant. The company was formed by merging the Buick and Olds
car companies. 

1940 U.S. President Roosevelt signed into law the Selective
Training and Service Act, which set up the first peacetime
military draft in U.S. history. 

1953 "The Robe" premiered at the Roxy Theater in New York. It
was the first movie filmed in the wide screen CinemaScope

1974 U.S. President Ford announced a conditional amnesty
program for draft-evaders and deserters during the Vietnam

1982 In west Beirut, the massacre of hundreds of Palestinian
men, women and children began in refugee camps of the
Lebanese Christian militiamen. 

1985 The Communist Party in China announced changes in
leadership that were designed to bring younger officials into

1987 The Montreal Protocol was signed by 24 countries in an
effort to save the Earth's ozone layer by reducing emissions
of harmful chemicals by the year 2000. 

1988 Tom Browning pitched the 12th perfect game in major
league baseball. 

1990 An eight-minute videotape of an address by U.S.
President George H.W. Bush was shown on Iraqi television. The
message warned that action of Saddam Hussein could plunge
them into a war "against the world." 

1994 Exxon Corporation was ordered by federal jury to pay $5
billion in punitive damages to the people harmed by the 1989
Exxon Valdez spill. 

1994 Two astronauts from the space shuttle Discovery went on
the first untethered spacewalk in 10 years. 

1998 Universal paid $9 million for the rights to the Dr.
Seuss classics "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" and "Oh, the
Places You'll Go." 

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