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Today is Tuesday, Sept 20

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Todays Bonehead Award:
Chicago man arrested in shooting, robbing elderly 
man who was watering lawn
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Today, September 20, in 
1519 Portuguese navigator Ferdinand Magellan left Spain to
find a route to the Spice Islands of Indonesia. Magellan was
killed during the trip, but one of his ships eventually made
the journey. 

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______________________________________________________ To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. --- Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931) ----------------- I agree 100%. Fencing in the village dumps hurt progress more than the stopping of the moon exploration program. ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his future. He gets into a taxi and the driver says, "How are you on this lovely day?" "I'm the Class of 2016, just graduated from Harvard and I just can't wait to go out there and see what the world has in store for me." The driver looks back to shake the young man's hand and says, "Congratulations, I'm Mitch, Class of 1969." ______________________________________________________ Diet is something most of us do religiously. We eat what we want and pray we don't gain weight. ______________________________________________________ >From FB ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Antoine Davis, 30, Chicago, Illinois Chicago man arrested in shooting, robbing elderly man who was watering lawn Surveillance footage of a robber knocking down a 71-year-old man BEFORE shooting the 71 year old man on the ground and taking his wallet as he watered plants outside his Marquette Park home, spurred a family member to turn in Antonie Davis, a felon with 3 convictions, who's now charged with the crime, prosecutors said Saturday. 30-year-old Antonie Davis has been charged with one felony count of robbery and one felony count of aggravated battery. He was arrested yesterday. Police say Davis shot and robbed 71-year-old Fred LaGuardia, as he was watering his lawn in front of his Marquette Park home on Sept. 6th. The brutal attack on LaGuardia’s was recorded on a surveillance video. It shows him watering his lawn, when two men on bikes rode by. They return and one of the suspects tries to rob him. He knocks the old man down, and then shoots him and robs the wounded man. LaGuardia was taken to the hospital by neighbors, who watched the incident.. By the way, Fred LaGuardia is black too. BL&M ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Dana RE: What size monitor? Dear Webby, What size monitor do you recommend? I do wear glasses, if that makes a difference. Thanks, Dana Dear Dana Keep in mind that you can never replace your eyes. Check out how much new eye glasses cost. Then get a monitor that costs the same amount. The bigger the monitor, the more your eyes and your neck move, and the longer your eyes will last as shown by longer periods between needing different glasses. If necessary, also get a video card that will allow you a resolution of at least 1920 x 1080. For every dollar you scrimp on the monitor and video card, you will spend two at the optometrist. Have FUN! DearWebby A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Ski Camp. He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella. The counselor asked, "Why did you bring an umbrella to Ski camp?" The kid answered, "It was easier to take the umbrella than to explain high altitude weather to mother."
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Three patients in a psychiatric institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five more years. The doctor takes the three patients to the empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump in. The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms. The second patient jumps and breaks both legs. The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why you didn't jump?" asked the doctor. "Well Doc, I can't swim!" ------------------------ You gotta be nuts to go see a shrink!
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____________________________________________________ The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was shocked and stunned and said, "I've never seen anything like it before. This is wonderful. But, please tell me, what came over all of you? Why are you so well-behaved and quiet?" Finally, after much urging, a little girl said, "Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead! We want to see how you do that." ____________________________________________________ Little Johnny burst through the front door with a smile on his face. Surprised that Johnny was home so early, his mother asked, "Why are you home from school so early?" Johnny answered, "I was the only one who could answer a question correctly." "Oh, really? What was the question?" his mother asked. "Who threw the chalk board eraser at the teacher?" ____________________________________________________
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Today on September 20 in
1519 Portuguese navigator Ferdinand Magellan left Spain to
find a route to the Spice Islands of Indonesia. Magellan was
killed during the trip, but one of his ships eventually made
the journey. 

1870 The Papal States came under the control of Italian
troops, leading to the unification of Italy. 

1884 The Equal Rights Party was formed in San Francisco, CA. 

1921 KDKA in Pittsburgh, PA, started a daily radio newscast.
It was one of the first in the U.S. 

1946 The first Cannes Film Festival premiered. The original
premier was delayed in 1939 due to World War II. 

1946 WNBT-TV in New York became the first station to promote
a motion picture. Scenes from "The Jolson Story" were shown. 

1962 James Meredith, a black student, was blocked from
enrolling at the University of Mississippi by Governor Ross
R. Barnett. Meredith was later admitted. 

1963 U.S. President John F. Kennedy proposed a joint U.S.-
Soviet expedition to the moon in a speech to the U.N. General

1967 The ocean liner Queen Elizabeth 2 (QE2) was launched. It
went out of service on November 27, 2008. 

1977 The first of the "boat people" arrived in San Francisco
from Southeast Asia under a new U.S. resettlement program. 

1982 U.S. President Ronald Reagan announced that the U.S.,
France, and Italy were going to send peacekeeping troops back
to Beirut. 

1989 F.W. de Klerk was sworn in as president of South Africa.

1991 U.N. weapons inspectors left for Iraq in a renewed
search for Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. 

1992 French voters approved the Maastricht Treaty. 

1995 AT&T announced that it would be splitting into three
companies. The three companies were AT&T, Lucent
Technologies, and NCR Corp. 

1995 The U.S. House of Representatives voted to drop the
national speed limit. This allowed the states to decide their
own speed limits. 

2016  smiled.

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