Windows10 Sleep/Wake-Up problem fix 

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Todays Bonehead Award:
California Man goes on cruisade With Stolen Crucifixes
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Today, September 20, in 
1792 The French National Convention voted to abolish 
the monarchy. 

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______________________________________________________ Find a man who ruins your lipstick, dear, not your mascara. --- Noella T Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost. --- Russell Baker ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ The wall clock in our philosophy lecture hall was about as old as the professor and had a very interesting trait. If it was hit with an eraser, it jumped ahead a couple of minutes. Naturally, that special feature was abused on a regular basis to shorten the philosophy lectures. The professor seemed to be in his own little world and appeared not to notice. Then came the semester exam. After everybody had picked up their copy of the exam booklet and settled down to do some serious cheating the professor walked around, collected all the erasors and sat at an empty spot near the front, and proceeded to throw erasers at the wall clock. For some reason that caused the cheat sheets to rustle a lot more nervously than usual. ______________________________________________________ A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. "How did you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the preacher said: 'Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.' " ______________________________________________________ >From FB ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Forrest Brantley, 35, Ventura, California California Man goes on cruisade With Stolen Crucifixes A California man attacked several victims with stolen crucifixes during an early morning rampage that ended with his arrest on robbery, burglary, and assault with a deadly weapon charges, cops report. According to the Ventura Police Department, Forrest Brantley, 35, broke into the gift shop of a Spanish mission early Thursday morning and stole a pair of crucifixes. Brantley, seen at right, then attempted to rob a victim of their phone in the mission’s parking lot. “When the victim refused to give Brantley the phone, Brantley hit that victim with one of the crucifixes,” police charge. Brantley then began walking down Ventura’s Main Street “and did the same thing to two more victims, striking them with the crucifix,” cops reported. He subsequently broke the car window of a 75-year-old man who was seated inside the vehicle and “struck the man, causing him injury.” After breaking into a thrift store and stealing a bicycle, Brantley “approached another victim...and battered that victim by striking him with the crucifix.” Officers subsequently apprehended Brantley and booked him into the Ventura County jail on an assortment of misdemeanor and felony charges. Locked up in lieu of $202,500 bail, Brantley is scheduled to appear in Superior Court this afternoon. The victims targeted in the crucifix attacks sustained minor injuries, said cops, who added that the 75-year-old victim was treated at a local hospital for a “moderate injury to the face.” ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Bob RE: W10 Sleep problem Dear Webby, I am working with the free version of Windows 10 and am having a problem with the "SLEEP Mode". How do I return to my working screen without having to restart my computer? Do I hit any key on the keyboard? Do I hit the "Window Key" which has "Start" printed on it? Need your help. Daily voter, Bob Faria Dear Bob That is a fairly common bug in W10. You have to go to good old DOS to fix it: START cmd powercfg /h off That turns off Hibernation and the W10 problem with mixing up hibernation and Sleep. Now you should be able to wake it up with any key or with opening the lid. You only have to do that once to fiox it. You can also go into the control panel, power configuration, and turn off both Hibernation and Sleep, and simply hit Windows-Key D to clear your desktop from prying eyes, and Windows-Key D to restore it. Have FUN! DearWebby While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of first year medical students. "As you can see," she says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what would you do in a case like this?" "Well," ponders the student, "I suppose I'd limp too."
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Daily tip from Chicken and Eggplant Bake By Mary Ray [14 Posts, 4 Comments] Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 1 hr. 15 mnutes Total Time: 1 hr. 45 minutes Yield: 4 servings Ingredients: 4 drumsticks 1 medium eggplant, sliced 2 eggs breadcrumbs 3/4 cup pesto 2 cups crushed tomatoes 8 oz mozzerella 1/4 cup Parmesan Steps: Microwave 4 drumsticks for 5 minutes preferably in baking dish. Slice eggplant 1/4 inch thick. Salt the eggplant. Dip in beaten eggs and breadcrumbs. Bake for 25 minutes at 350 F. Spread store-bought or homemade pesto over the chicken legs. Layer the cooked eggplant over the legs. Place sliced mozzarella and a sprinkle of Parmesan over that. Add crushed canned or fresh tomatoes, salt and pepper. Tent aluminum foil over all and seal around edges. Bake at 350 F for 45 minutes.
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Lately, during a during a violent house-shaking blizzard, my neighbor was tucking her small boy into bed. As she was about to turn off the light he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" She smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said " I have to sleep in Daddy;s room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
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____________________________________________________ Finding one of her students making faces at the others on the playground, Mrs. Smith stopped quickly to reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and it would stay like that." Bobby looked up and replied, aghast: "And you did it anyway!" ____________________________________________________ Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of speeches. At a banquet the first evening, he noticed some reporters in the audience. Because he wanted to use some of the stories he told that night in his speeches the next day, he asked the reporters to omit them from their articles. One article that came out the next day, written by a cub reporter, concluded with this line: "Reverend Smith also told a number of stories that cannot be printed." ____________________________________________________
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Today on September 21 in
1792 The French National Convention voted to abolish the

1784 "The Pennsylvania Packet and Daily Advertiser" was
published for the first time in Philadelphia. It was the
first daily paper in America. 

1893 Frank Duryea took what is believed to be the first
American built gasoline-powered automobile for a test drive.
The "horseless carriage" was designed by Frank and Charles

1897 The New York Sun ran the "Yes, Virginia, there is a
Santa Claus" editorial. It was in response to a letter from
8-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon. 

1931 Britain went off the gold standard. 

1931 Japanese forces began occupying China's northeast
territory of Manchuria. 

1937 J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit" was first published. 

1949 Communist leaders proclaimed The People's Republic of

1961 Antonio Abertondo swam the English Channel (in both
directions) in 24 hours and 25 minutes. 

1964 Malta gained independence from Britain. 

1966 The Soviet probe Zond 5 returned to Earth. The
spacecraft completed the first unmanned round-trip flight to
the moon. 

1973 Henry Kissinger was confirmed by the U.S. Senate to
become 56th Secretary of State. He was the first naturalized
citizen to hold the office of Secretary of State. 

1981 Belize gained full independence from Great Britain. 

1982 Amin Gemayel was elected president of Lebanon. He was
the brother of Bashir Gemayel who was the president-elect
when he was assassinated. 

1984 General Motors and the United Auto Workers union reached
an agreement that would end the previous six days of spot
strikes, and end the the profitability of General Motors.

1985 North and South Korea opened their borders for their
family reunion program. 

1993 Russian President Boris N. Yeltsin announced that he was
ousting the Communist-dominated Congress. The action was
effectively seizing all state power. 

1996 The board of all-male Virginia Military Institute voted
to admit women. 

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