Use data from other sheet on Excel work book 





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911 operator charged for hanging up on callers
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1777 American troops defeated British forces in Saratoga, NY.
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______________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Crenshanda Williams, 43, Houston, Texas 911 operator charged for hanging up on callers A 911 operator is accused of intentionally hanging up on callers during emergencies simply because she was not in the mood to help, according to Houston police. Crenshanda Williams has been charged with interference with an emergency telephone call, according to KIAH. Williams had been employed as a telecommunicator with the Houston Emergency Center since July 2014, and supervisors began to notice that her logs revealed an abnormally high amount of “short calls,” with a duration of less than 20 seconds. Supervisors investigated the recorded call logs, and found that thousands of calls had been disconnected by Williams between Oct. 2015 and March 2016. At least one of the calls was for a robbery and homicide, and two were regarding speeding vehicles, police said. Williams raised suspicion on March 12, specifically, when she allegedly hung up on several callers – the first call was ended immediately after she picked it up. During the second call, an operator — identified as Williams — is heard answering “Houston 911, do you need medical, police or fire?” When the male caller responded, “This is a robbery,” Williams is heard sighing before hanging up, according to court documents. Investigators tracked down the robbery/shooting caller, who confirmed someone hung up the phone the first time he called in, frustrating him, and he had to call back a second time. By the time police arrived, a person was dead. Investigators said that the following day, Williams hung up on several more people, including a security officer who was attempting to report a dangerous street racing incident. The operator, again identified as Williams, said “Houston 911, do you need medical, police or fire?” The caller only had time to say “This is officer Molten. I’m driving on 45 South right now and I am at ……” before Williams ended the call. Although the call was disconnected, the recording captured Williams saying, “Ain’t nobody got time for this. For Real.” The officer called in again, and a different 911 operator picked up and assisted him. Investigators reached out to the officer, who also confirmed the “hang up call” on that day, records show. Police say Williams admitted to disconnecting the calls because she “did not want to talk to anyone at that time.” Investigators said Williams’ actions prevented and interfered with the callers’ ability to request assistance during an emergency and charges were filed against her. Williams’ bond was set at $1,000. B L & M ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From Ada Re: Use data from other sheet on Excel work book Dear Webby, YES! Please tell us how to show data from sheet 2,3 4, etc on the top roundup sheet! Microsoft sure doesn't! Ada Dear Ada It is not really difficult at all, just a bit weird. In the late 80's Lotus sued Borland about allegedly copying their "Look and Feel", and later, when the big war between Microsoft and Borland started with almost monthly updates of even newer features, Microsoft used some rather weird ways to get the same thing done without doing it the same way. Linking in data from other sheets in a stack of woork sheets is easiest explained on an aexample. Make a stack of 3 or more worksheets and rename them by right clicking their tab and selecting RENAME to Jan, Feb, Mar, etc. Now imagine each sheet has your expenses and incomes, with a total on cell D 33 Go to cell D 33 on the MARch sheet, and enter a number. Hit Enter go back to that cell ALT I, N ENTER Type in a name, for example MARtotal ENTER Now that cell, where you have the totals for March, is named. Jump to the cover sheet, or JAN, or whatever you have named it, go to the spot where you need the March totals, type CTRL K Don't worry, it will get Microsofter yet! CTRL K lets you select a NAMED cell. That puts a rather useless link to that and it's name into the cell. Now, with the cursor on that cell, go up to the formula bar, and put an equal ign in front of the name, and *1 after it. That turns the name into a number, that you can use as a number to be summed together with others. Sometimes, it works even without the *1, however I continue using it. If the source number has a space in front or behind it due to sloppy copying, the *1 will produce an error message right there. That can save a lot of time troubleshooting at year end. Even though it is a weird way of going about it, it is well worth printing out this part or saving it. Sooner or later you will want to be able to use data, that is on different sheets. Have FUN! 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Today on October 17 in

1739 Thomas Coram was granted a Royal Charter from George II
so a "hospital for the maintenance and education of exposed
and deserted young children" in London, England. 

1777 American troops defeated British forces in Saratoga, NY.
It was the turning point in the American Revolutionary War. 

1888 The first issue of "National Geographic Magazine" was
released at newsstands. 

1931 Al Capone was convicted on income tax evasion and was
sentenced to 11 years in prison. He was released in 1939. 

1933 Dr. Albert Einstein moved to Princeton, NJ, after
leaving Germany. 

1945 Colonel Juan Peron became the dictator of Argentina
after staging a coup in Buenos Aires. 

1973 The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC)
began an oil-embargo against several countries including the
U.S. and Great Britain. The incident stemmed from Western
support of Israel when Egypt and Syria attacked Israel on
October 6, 1973. The embargo lasted until March of 1974. 

1978 U.S. President Carter signed a bill that restored full
U.S. citizenship rights to Confederate President Jefferson
Davis. 

1979 Mother Teresa of India was awarded the Nobel Peace
Prize. 

1987 U.S. First Lady Nancy Reagan underwent a modified
radical mastectomy at Bethesda Naval Hospital in Maryland. 

1989 An earthquake measuring 7.1 on the Richter Scale hit the
San Francisco Bay area in California. The quake caused about
67 deaths, 3,000 injuries, and damages up to $7 billion. 

1994 Israel and Jordan initialed a draft peace treaty. 

1994 The Angolan government and rebels agreed to a peace
treaty that ended their 19 years of civil war. 

1997 The remains of revolutionary Ernesto "Che" Guevara were
laid to rest in his adopted Cuba, 30 years after his
execution in Bolivia. 

2000 In New York City, Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum opened to
the public. The 42nd Street location joined Tussaud's other
exhibitions already in London, Hong Kong, Amsterdam and Las
Vegas. 

2001 Israel's tourism minister was killed. A radical
Palestinian faction claimed that it had carried out the
assassination to avenge the killing of its leader by Israel 2
months earlier. 

2001 Pakistan placed its armed forces on high alert because
of troop movements by India in the disputed territory of
Kashmir. India said that the movements were part of a normal
troop rotation. 

2001 Italian priest Giuseppe "Beppe" Pierantoni was kidnapped
by the terrorist group the "Pentagon." He was released on
April 8, 2002. 

2003 In the U.S., the Food and Drug Administration approved a
drug, known as memantine, to help people with Alzheimer's
symptoms. 

2003 In Taipei, Taiwan, construction crews finished 1,676-
foot-tall-building called Taipei 101. The building was
planned to open for business in 2004. 

2003 In northwest England, the Carnforth railway station
reopened as a heritage center. 

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