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Denver Cop Charged With Theft Thanks to Own Body Camera
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Today, November 1, in 
1512 Michelangelo's paintings on the ceiling of the Sistine
Chapel were first exhibited to the public. The nudity on
the paintings have been painted over in the 1970's.

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______________________________________________________ The word 'meaningful' when used today is nearly always meaningless. --- Paul Johnson "The herd instinct among forecasters makes sheep look like independent thinkers." --- Edgar R. Fiedler Election promises are the opposite of forecasts. --- DW ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ An elderly lady just ahead of me at a recent art show was looking at a painting with an ugly mish-mash of colors and turned to me and asked, "What's that?" I said, "According to the program flier, it's supposed to be a cowboy on his horse." "Supposed to be!", she sneered. "And whoever signed it, is 'supposed to be' a painter?" ______________________________________________________ 2017 Launch Flash Sale MTP $29.99 ______________________________________________________ A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity. He called them into his shop: "I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer". He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were off! About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop. "And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly. "The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?" ______________________________________________________ Thanks to dad for this picture: This one bloomed today. ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Julian Archuleta, 48, Denver, Colorado Denver Cop Charged With Theft Thanks to Own Body Camera A Denver cop who claimed $1,200 "must have fallen into his bag" at the scene of a car crash was arrested and suspended without pay after footage from his own body camera told a different story. The footage showed Julian Archuleta, a 48- year-old who has been on the force since 2004, responding to a report of shots being fired earlier this month, reports the Denver Post. When the suspects rolled over their car after a short chase, one fled the scene while the other was unconscious in the vehicle. Archuleta's body camera captured him removing money from the suspect's clothing after it had been cut away by paramedics. In the footage, Archuleta could be seen reshuffling the money and removing a $100 bill from a stack of bills, 9News reports. He was contacted by Internal Affairs after a detective reviewed the footage and noticed that there had been no $100 bills recovered from the scene. Archuleta told them he would "check his war bag" and later claimed to have discovered 12 $100 bills that "must have fallen" in there. He faces a felony charge of tampering with physical evidence and misdemeanor charges of first-degree official misconduct and theft. Police say that because of his actions, the shooting investigation was blown and the suspect was never charged. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From Rosa Re: Search engine Optimizing Dear Webby, My dad's consultant told me that all these Search Engine Optimizers are just con artists who can't make a living with their own web sites, so they are spamming and trying to con money out of people who make money on the web. However, some of those SEOs sound very convincing. I notice that your has been at the top of Google for many years and you don't buy ad words and you don't even use meta tags. What's the real scoop? Rosa Dear Rosa Your dad's consultant is very wise. You have to understand that the search engines are not in business to please a bunch of tricksters, but to deliver the content that people are looking for. When you are looking for flower seeds, you want to be shown companies that sell flower seeds, not a bunch of flakey casinos or dating sites. Becaue the search engines are trying hard to deliver the searched for content, they work very hard to defeat the tricksters and keep changing the rules to stay ahead of cheaters. People who spend big money on ad words will often temporarily rise to the top, but usually just very briefly. Don't worry about them. Just focus on having the content that you promise, and you'll stick around near the top. Have FUN! DearWebby Tony went to the doctor and told him that his hearing had deteriorated so bad that he couldn't even hear himself fart. The doctor gave Tony some pills. Tony asked him, "Will these make me hear better?" Doc replied, "No, but they will make you fart louder."
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Today on November 1 in
1512 Michelangelo's paintings on the ceiling of the Sistine
Chapel were first exhibited to the public. The nudity on
the paintings have been painted over in the 1970's.

1604 "Othello," the tragedy by William Shakespeare, was
first presented at Whitehall Palace in London. 

1611 "The Tempest," Shakespeare's romantic comedy, was
first presented at Whitehall Palace in London. 

1755 At least 60,000 people were killed in Lisbon, Portugal
by an earthquake, its aftershocks and the ensuing tsunami. 

1765 The British Parliament enacted The Stamp Act in the
American colonies. The act was repealed in March of 1766 on
the same day that the Parliament passed the Declaratory
Acts which asserted that the British government had free
and total legislative power of the colonies. 

1800 U.S. President John Adams became the first president
to live in the White House when he moved in. 

1848 The first medical school for women, founded by Samuel
Gregory, opened in Boston, MA. The Boston Female Medical
School later merged with Boston University School of

1856 The first photography magazine, Daguerreian Journal,
was published in New York City, NY. 

1861 Gen. George B. McClellan was made the general-in-chief
of the American Union armies. 

1864 The U.S. Post Office started selling money orders. The
money orders provided a safe way for payments by mail. 

1870 The U.S. Weather Bureau made its first meteorological
observations using 24 locations that provided reports via

1879 Thomas Edison executed his first patent application
for a high-resistance carbon filament (U.S. Pat. 223,898). 

1894 "Billboard Advertising" was published for the first
time. It later became known as "Billboard." 

1894 Russian Emperor Alexander III died. 

1904 The Army War College in Washington, DC, enrolled the
first class. 

1911 Italy used planes to drop bombs on the Tanguira oasis
in Libya. It was the first aerial bombing. 

1936 Benito Mussolini made a speech in Milan, Italy, in
which he described the alliance between Italy and Nazi
Germany as an "axis" running between Berlin and Rome. 

1940 "A Night in the Tropics" was released. It was the
first movie for Abbott and Costello. 

1949 In Washington, 55 people were killed when a fighter
plane hit an airliner. 

1950 Two Puerto Rican nationalists tried to assassinate
U.S. President Harry Truman. One of the men was killed when
they tried to force their way into Blair House in
Washington, DC. 

1952 The United States exploded the first hydrogen bomb on
Eniwetok Atoll in the Marshall Islands. 

1954 Algeria began to rebel against French rule. 

1959 Jacques Plante, of the Montreal Canadiens, became the
first goalie in the NHL to wear a mask. 

1963 The USSR launched Polyot I. It was the first satellite
capable of maneuvering in all directions and able to change
its orbit. 

1968 The movie rating system of G, M, R, X, followed by PG-
13 and NC-17 went into effect. 

1979 Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini urged all Iranians to
demonstrate on November 4 and to expand their attacks
against the U.S. and Israel. On November 4, Iranian
militants seized the U.S. embassy in Tehran and took 63
Americans hostage. 

1981 The U.S. Postal Service raised the first-class letter
rate to 20 cents. 

1985 In the village of Ignacio Aldama, 22 members of a
Mexican anti-narcotics squad were killed by alleged drug

1987 Deng Xiaoping retired from China's Communist Party's
Central Committee. 

1989 Tens of thousands of refugees fled to the West when
East Germany reopened its border with Czechoslovakia. 

1989 Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega announced the end
of a cease-fire with the Contra rebels. 

1993 The European Community's treaty on European unity took

1994 The domain name was registered. 

1995 In Dayton, OH, the Bosnian peace talks opened with the
leaders of Bosnia, Serbia and Croatia present. 

1998 Nicaraguan Vice President Enrique Bolanos announced
that between 1,000 and 1,500 people were buried in a 32-
square mile area below the slopes of the Casita volcano in
northern Nicaragua by a mudslide caused by Hurricane Mitch.

1998 Iridium inaugurated the first handheld, global
satellite phone and paging system.

2016  smiled.

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