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Today is Monday, November 7

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Todays Bonehead Award:
Floriduh Highway Patrol stop reveals warrant for 
cocaine dealing charges
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Today, November 7, in 

1637 Anne Hutchinson, the first female religious leader in
the American colonies, was banished from the Massachusetts
Bay Colony for heresy. 
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______________________________________________________ Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage. --- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ When I found this recipe, I thought it would be perfect for people like me, who are not sure how to tell when poultry is cooked thoroughly but not dried out. Give this a try. BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 6-7 lb. chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing 1 cup uncooked popcorn salt/pepper to taste small plastic bag and duck tape Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing. Put the popcorn into a small heavy duty plastic bag and seal it thoroughly with duck tape. Tape up the chest opening of the chicken with duck tape. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the front of the oven. Listen for popping sounds. When the chicken blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it is done. And, you thought I couldn't cook ! ______________________________________________________ Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked: "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only a kiss a yard, " replied the smirking male clerk. "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old lady standing nearby. "Grandma will pay the bill," she smiled. ______________________________________________________ From ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Erne Jean Delva, 32, Princeton, Floriduh Floriduh Highway Patrol stop reveals warrant for cocaine dealing charges A traffic stop resulting in a minor pot bust snowballed for a Princeton man and landed him in county jail on felony cocaine dealing charges after the Florida Highway Patrol trooper who pulled him over discovered two outstanding bench warrants for the man’s arrest. The FHP trooper pulled over Erne Jean Delva, 32, in his “dark-colored sedan” driving southbound on U.S. 1 at mile marker 92, according to the trooper’s Nov. 2 incident report. The trooper wrote that he pulled the car over because it “hit the outside line” of the highway several times. When the trooper walked up to the driver’s side window, he “smelled a strong odor of burnt marijuana coming from within the vehicle.” When asked by the trooper if there was pot in the car, Delva replied that the car wasn’t his and he didn’t know what was in it. “During the search of the vehicle, I found a clear bag containing a green leafy substance inside a tobacco resealable pouch in the center console,” the trooper wrote. “Mr. Delva was placed under arrest for possession of marijuana.” The trooper conducted a computer search of Delva’s records, which revealed he had a bench warrant for sale of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a school and use of a two-way device to facilitate a felony. In addition to the cocaine charges, Delva was also booked on misdemeanor marijuana possession. He’s being held on a total bond of $106,000. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From Mia Re: Yahoo Lists Dear Webby, I am subscribed to a few lists on Yahoo, and lately one after the other seemed to have been taken over by some hacker that sent out a message about a proxy-relay trojan and a password to use for getting information about getting back on. The mails had the usual Yahoo Groups sponsor ads on top, something I doubt that a hacker would leave in place, but the grammar in the message was definitely low class, which would point to a hacker. Below the weird message, there were the usual dozen ads abd links that normally are on those newsletters. Naturally I did not click on anything. I am worried though. Since these lists are in no way connected to each other, except that they are all ad suported freebie lists on Yahoo, does that mean Yahoo has been hacked ? How does that affect my Yahoo mail? If they can hack into the lists, can they get to my mail? Mia Yes, if a bunch of different lists were affected, then that would indeed indicate hacker activity. Yahoo mail may be a bit more reliable than hotmail, but it is not really something that anybody should consider as secure. It's mainly a toy for people, who want to disguise themselves. Just becasue Hillary and Huma used it, that does not mean it is secure. That is why their mails are all over the Internet. Your only defense there is toONLY use Yahoo mail for those lists, and never link to your proper email or anything, that might benefit a hacker. Just get an email address based on your ISP, or a Gmail address for your proper email. Have FUN! DearWebby Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that airplane." Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and ya know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars." One year Morris and Esther went to the fair and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that airplane I might never get another chance." Esther replied, "Morris, that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and ya know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars." The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you; but if you say one word it's 50 dollars." Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly,I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't." Morris replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Esther fell out, but ya know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
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Daily tip from Making Monster Doughnuts By lalala... [782 Posts, 103 Comments] 7 found this helpful If you are looking for a quick and inexpensive treat, give these monster doughnuts a try! They are perfect for a Halloween party or as a classroom treat! Ingredients: glazed ring doughnuts plastic vampire teeth chocolate chips Steps: Squeeze the plastic teeth shut and insert them into the center of the doughnuts. Push chocolate chips into the doughnuts for eyes.
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Just A Question How come when you mix water and flour together, you get glue... and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go? NEED AN ANSWER? You know darned well where it went! The glue is what makes the cake... stick to your hips!
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____________________________________________________ A man who suffered from impotence went to see a doctor. The doctor gave him a revolutionary new injection made from monkey glands, which worked perfectly. Nine months and two weeks later, his wife had a baby. When the nurse came out of the delivery room with the news, he asked, "Is it a boy or a girl?" "We won't know until your kid comes down off the chandelier." ____________________________________________________ From Rikka: Dear Webby Please if you can send me or post again that oldie but goody Hawaiian good luck sign story? Many thanks Rikka Dear Rikka, it's a bit long, but here it is: The Letter from Gramma: The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my own horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach"... I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing...why, even he was enjoying this religious experience! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers, grinning of course, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks! Grandma ____________________________________________________
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Today on November 7
1637 Anne Hutchinson, the first female religious leader in
the American colonies, was banished from the Massachusetts
Bay Colony for heresy. 

1811 The Shawnee Indians of chief Tecumseh were defeated by
William Henry Harrison at the Battle of Wabash (or

1837 In Alton, IL, abolitionist printer Elijah P. Lovejoy was
shot to death by a mob (supporters of slavery) while trying
to protect his printing shop from a third destruction. 

1874 The Republican party of the U.S. was first symbolized as
an elephant in a cartoon by Thomas Nast in Harper's Weekly. 

1876 The cigarette manufacturing machine was patented by
Albert H. Hook. 

1893 The state of Colorado granted its women the right to

1895 The last spike was driven into Canada's first
transcontinental railway in the mountains of British

1916 Jeanette Rankin of Montana became the first woman
elected to the U.S. Congress. 

1917 Russia's Bolshevik Revolution took place. The
provisional government of Alexander Kerensky was overthrown
by forces led by Vladimir Ilyich Lenin. 

1918 During World War I, a false report through the United
Press announced that an armistice had been signed. 

1932 "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century" was broadcast for the
first on CBS Radio. 

1940 The middle section of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge in
Washington state collapsed during a windstorm. The suspension
bridge had opened to traffic on July 1, 1940. 

1944 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt became the first
person to win a fourth term as president. 

1965 The "Pillsbury Dough Boy" debuted in television

1967 Carl Stokes was elected the first black mayor Cleveland,
OH, becoming the first black mayor of a major city. 

1967 The U.S. Selective Service Commission announced that
college students arrested in anti-war demonstrations would
lose their draft deferments. 

1973 The U.S. Congress over-rode President Nixon's veto of
the War Powers Act, which limits a chief executive's power to
wage war without congressional approval. 

1983 A bomb exploded in the U.S. Capitol. No one was injured.

1985 The Colombian army stormed the country's Palace of
Justice. The siege claimed the lives of 100 people, including
11 Supreme Court Justices. The Palace had been seized by
leftist guerrillas belonging to the April 19 Movement. 

1987 Tunisia's president Habib Bourguiba was overthrown. He
had been president since the country's independence in 1956. 

1988 Sugar Ray Leonard knocked out Donnie LaLonde. 

1989 L. Douglas Wilder won the governor's race in Virginia,
becoming the first elected African-American state governor in
U.S. history. 

1989 David Dinkins was elected and become New York City's
first African-American mayor. 

1989 Richard Ramirez, convicted of California's "Night
Stalker" killings, was sentenced to death. 

1991 Magic Johnson (NBA) announced that he had tested
positive for the virus that causes AIDS, and that he was
retiring from basketball. 

1991 Pro- and anti-Communists rallies took place in Moscow on
the 74th anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution. 

1991 Actor Paul Reubens, a.k.a. Pee Wee Herman, pled no
contest to charges of indecent exposure. Reubens had been
arrested in Sarasota, FL, for exposing himself in a theater. 

1995 In a Japanese courtroom, three U.S. military men
admitted to the rape of a 12-year-old Okinawan schoolgirl. 

1999 Tiger Woods became the first golfer since Ben Hogan in
1953 to win four straight tournaments. 

2000 Hillary Rodham Clinton made history as the first
president's wife to win public office. The state of New York
elected her to the U.S. Senate. (New York) 

2001 The new .BIZ domain extension was officially launched. 

2001 After a 16-month stoppage the Concorde resumed flying

2016  smiled.

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