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Todays Bonehead Award:
Florida woman, 32, Arrested For Distributing Naked 
Photos Of Her Ex-Husband
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1716 The first lion to be exhibited in America went on
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______________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Eva Gaitan, 32, Palm Harbor, Floriduh Florida woman, 32, Arrested For Distributing Naked Photos Of Her Ex-Husband The 32-year-old Floridian is jailed on a stalking charge after she allegedly distributed naked photos of her ex- husband to the man’s employer and parents. Gaitan was arrested yesterday on the misdemeanor charge at the Palm Harbor home she once shared with her ex-spouse. The couple's marriage was dissolved in February, according to court records. Police allege that Gaitan “mailed a CD of the nude images to her ex-husband’s parents” and hand delivered “packages of CDs” to her former husband’s workplace. The CDs were labeled “Requires Immediate Attention.” Gaitan, investigators charge, obtained the explicit photos “from her ex-husband’s flash drive.” In a post-arrest interview, Gaitan reportedly confessed to “burning the images to discs” and then distributing the CDs. Gaitan, who has pleaded not guilty, is being held in the Pinellas County jail in lieu of $1000 bond. A judge has ordered her to have no contact with her ex-husband. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From Fran Re: Selective screen capture Dear Webby, I think you might have answered this before, but I can't find it. How do I capture just the active window, not the entire screen ? Thanks Fran Dear Fran Try ALT and the PrintScreen key. Then jump to your graphics program, and hit CTRL V to paste it. Have FUN! DearWebby
The showers in Jo's daughter's dorm turned scalding hot whenever a toilet was flushed. To warn others, residents would yell out, "Flushing!" each time they flushed the toilets. During one of Jo's daughter's visits home, a friend stopped by to chat for a while. Jo was explaining how her daughter was acting more distant now that she was in college, and that she didn't tell her all about her life the way she used to. Suddenly they heard the daughter scream out from the bathroom, "Flushing!" "Good grief," said Jo's friend, "How much more do you want to know?"
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Daily tip from Easily Root Flower and Tree Cuttings By poehere [36 Posts, 44 Comments] Many people here on the islands love the flowers and trees I grow in my garden. However, each time I give them a cutting they can start growing in their garden they seem to die. Therefore, I want to share with you a simple way to root cuttings from different flowers or trees that you can plant in your garden. Material Needed: recycled floral sponge foam recycled food trays old kitchen knife cuttings from different flowers and plants recycled cutting board Directions: Clean your old food trays or microwaveable trays with soap and water. Recover all the floral sponge foam from your different floral arrangements. On your cutting board sit the food tray and a block of floral sponge foam. Measure the foam to fit inside the recycled food tray. Use an old kitchen knife to cut the foam down the middle first and then around the sides. The foam needs to sit tightly in the bottom of the recycled food tray. Cut the foam into 6 to 8 evenly sized pieces. Remove the leaves from the bottom of your cutting and gently push the branch into the foam in your recycled tray. Fill the bottom of the tray with water and set the tray in an area that doesn't receive too much sun. Within one to two weeks, you will start to see the root growing from the bottom of the branches. Make sure you keep the foam wet at all times. Each day I fill the bottom of my trays half way full with water. This keeps the foam wet and allows the branches to grow roots. After the roots have grown through the foam it is time to plant your cuttings. Remove the branch from the tray, foam and all. Place dirt in the bottom of your pot and sit the foam in the middle of the dirt. Finish filling the pot with dirt. For the first two to three weeks allow the newly potted cutting to receive moderate sunlight. After you see new leaves growing on your branch you can move the flower pot to another area in your garden.
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____________________________________________________ Doug went to the eye doctor for an examination because he was having trouble reading the newspaper. "Now that you're over 40," the doctor told him, "you've developed a condition called 'presbyopia,' in which the lens of your eye can no longer focus as well as it used to." Seeing his worried look, the doctor tried to be upbeat. "Con- gratulations!" he said. "You're now officially a presbyope!" Doug leaned over and asked seriously, "If that means I'm no longer a Roman Catholic, do I still have to go to Confession?" ____________________________________________________ A young man from the city goes to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle shows him the usual things, the livestock, the crops. After three days, however, it is obvious that the nephew is getting bored, and the uncle is running out of things to amuse him with. Finally, the uncle has an idea. "Why don't you grab a gun, take the dogs, and go shooting?" This seems to cheer the nephew up, and with enthusiasm, off he goes. After a few hours, the nephew returns. "How did you enjoy that?" his uncle asks. "It was great," the nephew says. "I kinda like those dogs, so I took the cats instead. Got any more cats?" ____________________________________________________ At the Thanksgiving barbecue a lady stood up and said that it was time to get ready for the celebrations. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every man to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. The poor barmaid was almost crushed to death. ____________________________________________________
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Today on November 26

1716 The first lion to be exhibited in America went on
display in Boston, MA. 

1789 U.S. President Washington set aside this day to observe
the adoption of the Constitution of the United States. 

1832 Public streetcar service began in New York City. 

1867 J.B. Sutherland patented the refrigerated railroad car. 

1917 The National Hockey League (NHL) was officially formed
in Montreal, Canada. 

1922 In Egypt, Howard Carter peered into the tomb of King

1940 The Nazis forced 500,000 Jews of Warsaw, Poland to live
within a walled ghetto. 

1942 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt ordered nationwide
gasoline rationing to begin December 1. 

1942 The motion picture "Casablanca" had its world premiere
at the Hollywood Theater in New York City. 

1943 The HMS Rohna became the first ship to be sunk by a
guided missile. The German missile attack led to the death of
1,015 U.S. troops. 

1949 India's Constituent Assembly adopted the country's
constitution The country became republic within the British
Commonwealth two months later. 

1950 China entered the Korean conflict forcing UN forces to

1958 Maurice Richard (Montreal Canadiens) scored his 600th
NHL career goal. 

1965 France became the third country to enter space when it
launched its first satellite the Diamant-A. 

1973 Rose Mary Woods, told a federal court that she was
responsible for the 18-1/2 minute gap in a key Watergate
tape. Woods was U.S. President Nixon's personal secretary. 

1975 Lynette"Squeaky" Fromme was found guilty by a federal
jury in Sacramento, CA, for trying to assassinate U.S.
President Ford on September 5. 

1979 The International Olympic Committee voted to re-admit
China after a 21-year absence. 

1983 A Brinks Mat Ltd. vault at London's Heathrow Airport was
robbed by gunmen. The men made off with 6,800 gold bars worth
nearly $40 million. Only a fraction of the gold has ever been
recovered and only two men were convicted in the heist. 

1985 The rights to Richard Nixon's autobiography were
acquired by Random House for $3,000,000. 

1986 U.S. President Reagan appointed a commission headed by
former Sen. John Tower to investigate his National Security
Council staff after the Iran-Contra affair. 

1988 The U.S. denied an entry visa to PLO chairman Yasser
Arafat, who was seeking permission to travel to New York to
address the U.N. General Assembly. 

1990 Soviet President Mikhail S. Gorbachev met with Iraqi
Foreign Minister Tariq Aziz at the Kremlin to demand that
Iraq withdraw from Kuwait. 

1990 Matsushita Electric Industrial Co. agreed to acquire MCA
Inc. for $6.6 billion. 

1992 The British government announced that Queen Elizabeth II
had volunteered to start paying taxes on her personal income.
She also took her children off the public payroll. 

1995 Two men set fire to a subway token booth in the Brooklyn
borough of New York City. The clerk inside was fatally

1998 British Prime Minister Tony Blair made a speech to the
Irish Parliament. It was a first time event for a British
Prime Minister. 

1998 Hulk Hogan announced that he was retiring from pro
wrestling and would run for president in 2000. 

2003 The U.N. atomic agency adopted a resolution that
censured Iran for past nuclear cover-ups and warning that it
would be policed to put to rest suspicions that the country
had a weapons agenda. 

2011 The Mars Science Laboratory/Curiosity spacecraft
launched from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station, FL. The Mars
rover Curiosity landed on the floor of Gale Crater on August
6, 2012. 

2016  smiled.

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