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Today is Friday, December 30
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Todays Bonehead Award:
Floriduh robber charged in death of two men within 4 days
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Today, December 30 in 
1853 The United States bought about 45,000 square miles of
land from Mexico in a deal known as the Gadsden Purchase. 
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______________________________________________________ "Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things." --- Socratex ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ >From Bill: I tried this with my wife and it backfired... I guess it's only true with men... Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have lots of children with you." Sometimes they leave skid marks. ______________________________________________________ Father teaching his daughter to drive: "Stop on red, go on green, and slow down when I turn purple." ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Julian Bird, 26, Lake Wales, Floriduh Floriduh robber charged in death of two men within 4 days Winter Haven Police said Julian Bird, 26, was arrested and charged on Dec. 24 with first-degree murder in the death of a Lake Wales gas station owner, Mohammad Alam. Police said Bird killed Alam in October of this year. Bird is currently in the Polk County jail and has received another charge for the shooting death of Jimmie Rogers, Jr. on November 18. Police said Bird and two others attempted to rob Rogers at his apartment complex. As Rogers pulled into the parking lot of the complex, police said Bird confronted the victim and fired into the car, causing Rogers' foot to come off of the brake and sending the vehicle rolling into the back of an apartment. Rogers died at the scene. Bird is charged with first-degree murder and attempted armed robbery. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Jim Re: Can't send SMS Dear Webby, For a long time, I could send a text to my daughter's (or other folks) phone. I still us the old flip phone and don't want to text more than a word or 2 from there. About 3 weeks ago, the text to the other persons phone never arrived. I have played with sending to my phone. Yahoo works, G mail works, and the roadrunner program also works. When I send from Eudora, I never makes it to my phone. Could I have changed a setting for the "out" mail that would prevent the mail from going? thanks again Jim Dear Jim Well,your Eudora gets the mail out. Roadrunner apparently won't send it to phones without extra money. Just use Skype. My rotary phone won't send SMS messages, so I just send them via Skype to their silly Pokemon Chaser. Fast and easy. Worldwide. I rarely send more than "Hey! Get your lazy butt online and onto Skype!" Once they are on Skype, we can video or text back and forth. Have FUN! DearWebby
Bill doesn't see the sense of increasing horsepower and top speed in the new cars with traffic the way it is. The other week on his way home on the Interstate highway, he had to leave the car twice to make payments.
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Daily tip from Burnt Sugar in a Stainless Steel Pot I tried all of the above with mixed results. This one works like magic: Remove the loose burnt sugar, then cover the burnt sugar layer with hydrogen peroxide solution sold at all drugstores. Soak for a day or two with the lid on and the burnt on layer will lift right off. Amazing! By Tom
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____________________________________________________ On her first day the new kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How is THAT gonna help?" ____________________________________________________
Our beautiful planet earth.
A completely inebriated lady was stumbling down the street with one foot on the sidewalk and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, ma'am. You're obviously drunk." The wasted lady asked, "Ociffer, are ya abscholutely schure I'm dwunk?" Yes, ma'am, I'm sure. Otherwise you wouldn't walk with one foot on the sidewalk and one on the street." said the copper. "Come on, let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, she said, "Thank goodnesch, I schought I had loscht the heel off a one of my new schoes."
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Today on December 30
1460 At the Battle of Wakefield, in England's Wars of the
Roses, the Duke of York was defeated and killed by the

1853 The United States bought about 45,000 square miles of
land from Mexico in a deal known as the Gadsden Purchase. 

1879 Gilbert and Sullivan's "The Pirates of Penzance" was
first performed, at Paignton, Devon, England. 

1880 The Transvaal was declared a republic. Paul Kruger
became its first president. 

1887 A petition to Queen Victoria with over one million names
of women appealing for public houses to be closed on Sundays
was handed to the home secretary. 

1903 About 600 people died when fire broke out at the
Iroquois Theater in Chicago, IL. 

1919 Lincoln's Inn, in London, admitted the first female bar

1922 The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR) was

1924 Edwin Hubble announced the existence of other galactic

1927 The first subway in the Orient was dedicated in Tokyo,

1935 Italian bombers destroyed a Sweedish Red Cross unit in

1936 The United Auto Workers union staged its first sit-down
strike, at the Fisher Body Plant in Flint, MI. 

1940 California's first freeway was officially opened. It was
the Arroyo Seco Parkway connecting Los Angeles and Pasadena.

1942 "Mr. and Mrs. North" debuted on NBC radio. 

1944 King George II of Greece proclaimed a regency to rule
his country, virtually renouncing the throne. 

1947 King Michael of Romania abdicated in favor of a
Communist Republic. He claimed he was forced from his throne.

1948 "Kiss Me Kate" opened at the New Century Theatre in New
York City. Cole Porter composed the music for the classic
play that ran for 1,077 performances. 

1953 The first color TV sets went on sale for about $1,175. 

1972 The United States halted its heavy bombing of North

1976 The Smothers Brothers, Tom and Dick, played their last
show at the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas and retired as a team
from show business. Both continued as solo artists and they
reunited several years later. 

1993 Israel and the Vatican established diplomatic relations.

1996 A passenger train was bombed by Bodo separatists in
India's eastern state of Assam. At least 26 people were
killed and dozens were seriously injured. 

1996 About 250,000 striking workers shut down vital services
across Israel in protests against budget cuts proposed by
Prime Minister Netanyahu. 

1997 More than 400 people were massacred in four villages in
the single worst incident during Algeria's insurgency.

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