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Michigan drunk arrested 14th time for drunk driving
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1793 During the French Revolution, King Louis XVI was
executed on the guillotine. He had been condemned for
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______________________________________________________ Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there. --- Scott Adams (1957 - ) Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. --- Lynda Barry "Never put off till tomorrow what you can get someone else to do today." --- Douglas Ottati ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Beachbum for this one: One day a child at my four-year-old's preschool class told her classmates that she needed a 'damp towel.' Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her. The teacher stepped in to explain, "If your mommy asked you to bring her a damp towel, what does she want?" A little girl blurted out, "She means she wants that towel right @#$% NOW!" ______________________________________________________ Malwarebytes for Home | Anti-Malware Premium | Free Trial Download ______________________________________________________ My parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh, we returned the piano." said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet instead." "How come?" I asked. "Because," he answered, "with a clarinet, she can't sing." ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Lillemor for sending this picture: From my son Mikel at Hillsboro Beach FL ( Town just north of Ft Lauderdale). ~~ Lillemor ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Zenon Bialokur, 54, Macomb County, Michigan Michigan drunk arrested 14th time for drunk driving A Michigan man whose rap sheet includes 13 convictions for drunk driving has again been arrested for operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Zenon Bialokur, 54, was nabbed Friday after a sheriff’s deputy pulled him over for running a traffic signal. “Upon talking to the driver, the deputy determined that he was intoxicated,” police report. A subsequent records check revealed Bialokur’s 13 drunk driving convictions, which date back to 1998. Additionally, Bialokur’s record includes ten convictions for driving with a suspended license and 12 “current suspensions of his driving privilege.” Bialokur was charged with felony drunk driving, driving without a license, and possessing “open intoxicants” in a motor vehicle. At Bialokur’s arraignment yesterday, a judge set his bond at $50,000. Bialokur is locked up in the Macomb County jail. His car, a 1998 Pontiac Grand Prix, has been impounded by police. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Frank Re: Should McAfee be dumped? Dear Webby, Dear Webby. In regard to your comments below. I'm currently running (based upon your advice over the years) McAfee Pro and Malwarebytes. Malware as you know came out with an update on January 17th. I installed the update on my W7 system. Both of these are currently running on my PC. Should I un install the McAfee? I have about 160 days remaining on current subscription. How does the average individual know what is the best protection? You have been an invaluable source of knowledge in the past. What about the future? Thank you for educating those of us that have been subscribers for many years. Frank PS...Ark City barely escaped the hugh ice storm over the weekend because our temps hovered at 33° F for two days. We remember the storm in 2002 that left us without power for 7-10 days. Dear Frank Yes, at one time you needed both, but Malwarebytes has been improved sufficiently, so that you don't need both programs anymore. When neither I nor the chat techs of Mcafee could get it to work on my W7-Pro, they suggested to just put MalwareBytes on, that it was all I needed. Well, I was going to do that anyway, right after setting up McAfee. So I dumped the not working McAfee and installed Malwarebytes. No more problems. You don't have to dump McAfee as long as it works and doesn't cause problems. Just make sure it is not on Auto- Renew. I remember that 2002 ice storm that broke trees and bushes and power lines in Ark City. I got there just after that. Have FUN! DearWebby
As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was re- sponsible for returning equipment to the proper owners before the start of the next season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area. "Look, honey," one man said to his wife. "Here comes your anesthesiologist."
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Daily tip from Chicken Bacon Surprise By sharon6345 [34 Posts, 90 Comments] I was low on everything and figured what the heck. Well, bacon surprise came out fantastic. The seasoning and flavors married together well. Total Time: 1 hour Yield: 4 Source: myself Ingredients: 1 can cream of chicken soup 1 cup water 1 lb chicken, any kind you like. I used chicken breast. 1 onion, chopped 1/4 lb bacon, cut 1 pinch seasoning salt 1 pinch other spices you choose 2 cups cooked rice Steps: In your pot add a can of creamed chicken soup. Add a can of water and rinse the can too. Chop onion and cut up some bacon. Season your pot with your favorite seasoning salt. Add onion and bacon to the pot. In separate pan prepare rice according to directions. Let it all cook till the chicken falls a part. Eat and be happy.
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____________________________________________________ Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby sitter when 6-year-old Kyle said, "You can't sit in Daddy's seat!" Daddy's not home," the baby sitter replied. "Since I'm responsible for you while he's gone, I can sit here. Today I'm the boss." Justin, the 4 year old, quickly piped up, "If you're the boss, you sit over there in Mommy's chair!" ____________________________________________________
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter -- haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
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Today on January 21

1793 During the French Revolution, King Louis XVI was
executed on the guillotine. He had been condemned for

1812 The Y-bridge in Zanesville, OH, was approved for

1853 Dr. Russell L. Hawes patented the envelope folding

1861 The future president of the Confederacy, Jefferson
Davis of Mississippi, resigned from the U.S. Senate. Four
other Southerners also resigned. 

1865 An oil well was drilled by torpedoes for the first

1900 Canadian troops set sail to fight in South Africa.
The Boers had attacked Ladysmith on January 8, 1900. 

1911 The first Monte Carlo car rally was held. Seven days
later it was won by Henri Rougier. 

1915 The first Kiwanis club was formed in Detroit, MI. 

1924 Soviet leader Vladimir Ilyich Lenin died. Joseph
Stalin began a purge of his rivals for the leadership of
the Soviet Union. 

1927 The first opera broadcast over a national radio
network was presented in Chicago, IL. The opera was

1954 The Nautilus was launched in Groton, CT. It was the
first atomic-powered submarine. U.S. First Lady Mamie
Eisenhower broke the traditional bottle of champagne
across the bow. 

1954 The gas turbine automobile was introduced in New York

1970 The Boeing 747 made its first commercial flight from
New York to London for Pan American. 

1970 ABC-TV presented "The Johnny Cash Show" in prime

1976 The French Concorde SST aircraft began regular
commercial service for Air France and British Airways. 

1977 U.S. President Carter pardoned almost all Vietnam War
draft evaders. 

1980 Gold was valued at $850 an ounce. 

1986 Former major-league player, Randy Bass, became the
highest-paid baseball player in Japanese history. Bass
signed a three-year contract for $3.25 million. He played
for the Hanshin Tigers. 

1994 A jury in Manassas, VA, acquitted Lorena Bobbitt by
reason of temporary insanity of maliciously wounding
(severing his penis) her husband John. She accused him of
sexually assaulting her. 

1997 Newt Gingrich was fined as the U.S. House of
Representatvies voted for first time in history to
discipline its leader for ethical misconduct. 

1998 A former White House intern said on tape that she had
an affair with U.S. President Clinton. 

1999 The U.S. Coast Guard intercepted a ship headed for
Houston, TX, that had over 9,500 pounds of cocaine aboard.
It was one of the largest drug busts in U.S. history. 

2002 In Goma, Congo, about fifty people were killed when
lava flow ignited a gas station. The people killed were
trying to steal fuel from elevated tanks. The eruption of
Mount Nyiragongo began on January 17, 2002. 

2002 In London, a 17th century book by Capt. John Smith,
founder of the English settlement at Jamestown, was sold
at auction for $48,800. "The General History of Virginia,
New England and the Summer Isles" was published in 1632. 

2003 It was announced by the U.S. Census Bureau that
estimates showed that the Hispanic population had passed
the black population for the first time.

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