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Todays Bonehead Award:
Florida nom arrested for threatening day care worker 
with machete
Details at  Boneheads
Today, January 25 in
1504 The English Parliament passed statutes against
retainers and liveries to curb private warfare. 
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______________________________________________________ Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings. --- George F. Will (1941 - ) It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. --- Krishnamurti ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Today in 2005 Drunk Avalanche and Rescue Escape Man peed way out of avalanche A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out. But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through. He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported. He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there." Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours. ------------------- If he had followed the guidelines and stayed with his car, instead of staggering off into the landscape, he would have been rescued the same day. ______________________________________________________ Malwarebytes for Home | Anti-Malware Premium | Free Trial Download ______________________________________________________ Nancy got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got lost or stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart" ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ Reported by Wayne An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Ashley Dailey, 25, Sunrise, Florida Florida nom arrested for threatening day care worker with machete A woman in Sunrise, Florida, is facing numerous charges after police said she attempted to kidnap her children from a day care center and threatened an employee with a machete. Police said Ashley Dailey, 25, showed up at Early Learning Preschool on Wednesday morning and attempted to remove her children from the center, local station WSVN TV reports. Dailey currently does not have custody of her two children and is under court order to stay away from the school, according to the Miami Herald. According to an arrest report obtained by the paper, Daileyís mother currently has full custody of the kids because the suspects mental instability make her a danger to herself and her children. Police said Dailey tried to leave with her kids, but her mother, who was also at the preschool grabbed them away from her. When the preschool director told her to leave, Dailey allegedly smashed a computer monitor in anger before going to the parking lot. The director followed her to the car and threatened to call the police. Thatís when Dailey allegedly grabbed a machete she had in her Toyota Camry and swung it around. Officers arrived on the scene as Dailey was driving away, according to WSVN. Police said she crashed into two cars before being stopped in the southbound lanes of Interstate 95. In order to take Dailey into custody, officers had to smash her car window. Dailey was booked on numerous charges including aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, kidnapping, leaving the scene of a crash, and reckless driving, according to the Sun Sentinel. She remains at the Broward County Jail on $14,500 bail. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Ulrike Re: How reliable is PayPal Dear Webby I read that it is the most convenient way to pay over the net, but how reliable and how safe is PayPal ? Thanks Ulrike Dear Ulrike PayPal is 100% reliable and safe. There are a few cautions to keep in mind though. Don't use PayPal for large payments at the last minute before going on vacation. Their autoresponders may decide to consider them suspicious, stop them and send emails to you to confirm them. If you are on a world cruise, or helping a relative or friend somewhere, or doing missionary or development work in a foreign country, you might come home to a disconnected phone, foreclosed mortgage, re-possessed car, and all kinds of problems, not the least of which is that you will be arguing with autoresponders at PayPal.. However, as long as you keep that in mind and make any large or important payments two weeks before you expect to be off the net for a while, everything is fine. They are just protecting you. The same goes if there is a dispute with a merchant. They will side with you, but will also listen to the merchant side. Naturally, you should read the small print when ordering stuff, especially free samples of supplements, that have in the small print that if you don`t want to automatically sign up for a lifetime of automatic charges, you have to return the free samples 10 days before you receive them. PayPal will still help you, but it won`t be as fast and easy as for example if you have a dispute with a reasonably legitimate vendor. I have dealt with PayPal since around 2000, and have never had a problem with them. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Today on January 25
1504 The English Parliament passed statutes against
retainers and liveries to curb private warfare. 

1533 England's King Henry VIII secretly married his second
wife Anne Boleyn. Boleyn later gave birth to Elizabeth I.

1579 The Treaty of Utrecht was signed marking the
beginning of the Dutch Republic. 

1799 Eliakim Spooner patented the seeding machine. 

1858 Mendelssohnís "Wedding March" was presented for the
first time at the wedding of the daughter of Queen
Victoria and the Crown Prince of Prussia. 

1870 G.D. Dows patented the ornamental soda fountain. 

1881 Thomas Edison, Alexander Graham Bell and others
signed an agreement to organize the Oriental Telephone

1890 The United Mine Workers of America was founded. 

1915 In New York, Alexander Graham Bell spoke to his
assistant in San Francisco, inaugurating the first
transcontinental telephone service. 

1924 The 1st Winter Olympic Games were inaugurated in
Chamonix in the French Alps. 

1946 The United Mine Workers rejoined the American
Federation of Labor. 

1959 In the U.S., American Airlines had the first
scheduled transcontinental flight of a Boeing 707.

1971 Maj. Gen. Idi Amin led a coup that deposed Milton
Obote and became president of Uganda. 

1981 The 52 Americans held hostage by Iran for 444 days
arrived in the United States and were reunited with their

1999 In Louisville, KY, man received the first hand
transplant in the United States. 

2011 A revolution began in Egypt with the demonstrations
that demanded the end of President Hosni Mubarak's rule. 

2017  smiled.

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