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Today is Friday, January 27
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support 
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Todays Bonehead Award:
Pregnant woman beaten by sister in weave dispute
Details at  Boneheads
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Today, January 26 in
1606 The trial of Guy Fawkes and his fellow conspirators
 began. They were executed on January 31. 
 
See More of what happened on this day in history.
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______________________________________________________ There are only two ways of telling the complete truth--anonymously and posthumously. --- Thomas Sowell (1930 - ) Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. --- Benjamin Franklin ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of being happily married, the man had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that to prolong his life, he would have to stop having sex with his wife. The man and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them both from temptation. One night, after several weeks, he decided that life without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs. He met his wife on the staircase and said, "I was coming up to die." She laughed and replied, "And I was coming down to kill you!" They both outlived his doctor. ______________________________________________________ Malwarebytes for Home | Anti-Malware Premium | Free Trial Download ______________________________________________________ Bobby, a devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences on uncle Jack's farm. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, with great joy..."It's a miracle!" "Not Really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover." ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Aryanna Ieasha Reed, 25, Jacksonville, Floriduh Pregnant woman beaten by sister in weave dispute Angered that her one month pregnant sister refused to return a weave, a Florida woman allegedly pummeled her sibling, according to cops who arrested the accused assailant on a felony battery charge. Police allege that Aryanna Ieasha Reed, 25, battered her sister Tyteahni, 24, during a confrontation Saturday afternoon at the victim’s Jacksonville apartment. As detailed in a police report, Tyteahni told investigators that Reed had called her to demand the return of the hairpiece, which Reed had given to her sister as a Christmas present. When Tyteahni refused to return the weave, Aryanna “came to the victim’s apartment and confronted her.” Tyteahni again “refused to give it to her because she had it on her head and didn’t want to go to work without it on her head.” At that point, the sisters began scuffling, with Reed attempting to snatch the weave off Tyteahni’s head. Reed then allegedly began raining punches down on her sister, who is a month into her pregnancy. Police noted that while Tyteahni appeared uninjured, “She said that she was very sore and was going to the hospital to get her and her unborn baby checked out.” During a police interview, Tyteahni’s five-year-old daughter said that Reed came to the family’s home and “beat her mommy up.” Reed told cops that a “physical altercation” occurred in the apartment, but she could not remember the details. Reed said that she knew her sister was pregnant, and told cops that she was also pregnant. The report did not state if she was more than a month pregnant. The police report does not disclose why Reed sought the return of the Christmas present. Reed, pictured above, was charged with aggravated battery on a pregnant woman, a felony. Following her arrest, a cop noted, Reed became “very uncooperative” and “yelled at the top of her lungs, cursed me out, and accused me of being a racist.” Reed was released from custody Sunday after posting $35,000 bond. In 2009, Reed was arrested on a felony count for battering a pregnant woman. That charge was subsequently reduced to misdemeanor battery, for which Reed pleaded no contest. She was sentenced to probation and was ordered to perform 100 hours of community service and attend anger management classes. After subsequently violating her probation terms, Reed was sentenced to 20 days in the county jail. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Joyce Re: Recipe Site Dear Webby On reading the Tech Support and reading about Rons' query, I have a wonderful site that he might like to check out. It has 1,000's of recipes from all over the world, categorized into their countries. I find this site the most informative and it's free ! http://www.recipesource.com Joyce Dear Joyce That is indeed a very comprehensive site! I am sure a lot of readers will appreciate it. Thanks! Have FUN! DearWebby
>From Bonnie: Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges,but eventually you find a hairstyle you like.
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Ink Stain on Laundered Clothing You know, I used to use hairspray, but a couple of years ago it wasn't working, and I did some internet research. I found on the "Heloise" website (don't know if you're too young to remember Heloise) that rubbing alcohol works better on today's inks and fabrics. I have had good success with it. I put some on before washing, let it sit for a minute or so, then just throw it in with the other clothes. Check to see that the stain is entirely gone before putting in the dryer. Good luck. By cindywaggoner
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This guy transforms old buildings into works of art. Amazing talent!
Thanks to Judy for this one: My niece has 4 kids and was breast feeding the baby when #3 child, Jack wanted to climb up into her lap. During the process he was using his elbows to push his way up and hit her other breast so she said 'watch the elbows Jack'. When Grandmother came over later, Jack climbed up into her lap, patted her rather ample bosom and said "I like your elbows, Grandma". Needless to say, they will always be elbows to us from now on and Jack can look forward to a lot of teasing about it in the future.
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Today on January 27
1606 The trial of Guy Fawkes and his fellow conspirators
began. They were executed on January 31. 

1880 Thomas Edison patented the electric incandescent
lamp. 

1900 In China, foreign diplomats in Peking, fearing a
revolt, demanded that the imperial government discipline
the Boxer rebels. 

1926 John Baird, a Scottish inventor, demonstrated a
pictorial transmission machine called television. 

1943 During World War II, the first all American air raid
against Germany took place when about 50 bombers attacked
Wilhlemshaven.

1944 The Soviet Union announced that the two year German
siege of Leningrad had come to an end. 

1945 Soviet troops liberated the Nazi concentration camps
Auschwitz and Birkenau in Poland. 

1948 Wire Recording Corporation of America announced the
first magnetic tape recorder. The ‘Wireway’ machine with a
built-in oscillator sold for $149.50. 

1951 In the U.S., atomic testing in the Nevada desert
began as an Air Force plane dropped a one-kiloton bomb on
Frenchman Flats. 

1967 At Cape Kennedy, FL, astronauts Virgil I. "Gus"
Grissom, Edward H. White and Roger B. Chaffee died in a
flash fire during a test aboard their Apollo I spacecraft.


1967 More than 60 nations signed the Outer Space Treaty
which banned the orbiting of nuclear weapons and placing
weapons on celestial bodies or space stations. 

1973 The Vietnam peace accords were signed in Paris. 

1977 The Vatican reaffirmed the Roman Catholic Church's
ban on female priests. 

1981 U.S. President Reagan greeted the 52 former American
hostages released by Iran at the White House. 

1984 Wayne Gretzky set a National Hockey League (NHL)
record for consecutive game scoring. He ended the streak
at 51 games. 

1985 The Coca-Cola Company, of Atlanta, GA, announced a
plan to sell its soft drinks in the Soviet Union. 

1992 Former world boxing champion Mike Tyson went on trial
for allegedly raping an 18-year-old contestant in the 1991
Miss Black America Contest. 

1996 Mahamane Ousmane, the first democratically elected
president of Niger, was overthrown by a military coup.
Colonel Ibrahim Bare Mainassara declared himself head of
state. 

1997 It was revealed that French national museums were
holding nearly 2,000 works of art stolen from Jews by the
Nazis during World War II. 

1998 U.S. First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton appeared on
NBC's "Today" show. She charged that the allegations
against her husband were the work of a "vast right-wing
conspiracy." 

1999 The U.S. Senate blocked dismissal of the impeachment
case against President Clinton and voted for new testimony
from Monica Lewinsky and two other witnesses. 

2002 A series of explosions occurred at a military dump in
Lagos, Nigeria. More than 1,000 people were killed in the
blast and in the attempt to escape. 

2003 Altria Group, Inc. became the name of the parent
company of Kraft Foods, Philip Morris USA, Philip Morris
International and Philip Morris Capital Corporation. 

2010 Steve Jobs unveiled the Apple iPad.

2017  smiled.


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