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Todays Bonehead Award:
Church cigarette stunt means jail for Russian woman
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Today, February 9 in
1969 The Boeing 747 flew its inaugural flight. 
 
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by 22 year old Russian woman Belgorod, Russia Church cigarette stunt means jail for Russian woman A 21-year-old woman is jailed for deliberately provoking authorities. Her crime? She posted a photo of herself lighting a cigarette with a candle in a Russian Orthodox church in the city of Belgorod, reports the Moscow Times. For that, she has been charged with "insulting the feelings of religious believers," under a law that came about in 2013 in the wake of the stunts pulled by the feminist punk group Pussy Riot. She faces up to three years in prison, reports the London Times. Hers is not the only such case to generate headlines. A 22- year-old man posted a video of himself playing Pokémon Go in a church in Yekaterinburg after state television warned that such game-playing was a no-no. He, too, was charged under the 2013 law, and has been held since October. No trial dates appear to have been set in either case. Meanwhile in Moscow: Russian President Vladimir Putin gives a good example of proper behavior in church, as he lights a candle in the Lifegiving Trinity Church in Moscow. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Connie Re: Angelwinks going to wrong mailbox Dear Webby WHY DID YOU PEOPLE STOP SENDING ANGELWINKS TO MY IN BOX. THEY ARE ALL COMING TO MY JUNK BOX. I HAVE BEEN GETTING ANGELWINKS FOREVER AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU STOPPED SENDING THEM HOW COME???? PLEASE STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT. Sent from Outlook Connie Dear Connie We send Angel's Angelwinks.net newsletter to your address. What you do with it after that, is entirely up to you. Once it has entered the Ho'mail server, there is nothing more that we can do about it. Probably you have accidentally hit the Junkmail button in your Outlook one morning, and it remembered that. You have to tell your Outlook yourself to behave and not to toss good email into the junk box. I can't reach into your Outlook. There is probably good information in the OUTLOOK help on how to tell Outlook not to junk certain emails. Have FUN! DearWebby
Moisha Rabinowitz in the late 1930s fled his native land of Germany. He sold all his assets and converted it to gold and then had 5 sets of solid gold false teeth made. When he arrived in New York the customs official was perplexed as to why anybody would have 5 sets of gold teeth. So Moisha explained. "We Orthodox Jews have two separate sets of dishes for meat products and dairy products but I am so kosher and religious I also have separate sets of teeth." The customs official shook his head and said, "Well that accounts for two sets of teeth. What about the other three?" Moisha then said "Vell us very religious Orthodox Jews use separate dishes for Passover, but I am so religious I have separate teeth, one for meat and one for dairy food. The customs official slapped his head and then said, "You must be a very religious man with separate teeth for food and dairy products and likewise for Passover. That accounts for four sets of teeth. What about the fifth set?" "Vell to tell you the truth, once in a while I like a ham sandwich."
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Today on February 9
1825 The U.S. House of Representatives elected John Quincy
Adams president. No candidate had received a majority of
electoral votes. 

1861 The Provisional Congress of the Confederate States of
America elected Jefferson Davis as its president. 

1884 Thomas Edison and Patrick Kenny executed a patent
application for a chemical recording stock quotation
telegraph (U.S. Pat. 314,115). 

1885 The first Japanese arrived in Hawaii. 

1895 Volley Ball was invented by W.G. Morgan. 

1895 The first college basketball game was played as
Minnesota State School of Agriculture defeated the Porkers
of Hamline College, 9-3. 

1909 The first forestry school was incorporated in Kent,
Ohio. 

1932 America entered the 2-man bobsled competition for the
first time at the Olympic Winter Games held at Lake Placid,
NY. 

1942 The U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff held its first formal
meeting to coordinate military strategy during World War II.

1942 Daylight-saving "War Time" went into effect in the U.S.

1943 During World War II, the battle of Guadalcanal ended
with an American victory over Japanese forces. 

1950 U.S. Senator Joseph McCarthy charged that the State
Department was riddled with Communists. This was the
beginning of "McCarthyism." 

1969 The Boeing 747 flew its inaugural flight. 

1971 The San Fernando Valley experienced the Sylmar
earthquake that registered 6.4 on the Richter Scale. 

1971 The Apollo 14 spacecraft returned to Earth after
mankind's third landing on the moon. 

1975 The Russian Soyuz 17 returned to Earth. 

1997 "The Simpsons" became the longest-running prime-time
animated series. "The Flintstones" held the record
previously. 

2001 "Hannibal," the sequel to "Silence of the Lambs,"
opened in theaters.

2017  smiled.


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