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Today, February 28 in
1849 Regular steamboat service to California via Cape Horn
arrived in San Francisco for the first time. The SS
California had left New York Harbor on October 6, 1848. The
trip took 4 months and 21 days. 
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Lashondra Deniece Sandoval-Martin, 31, Amarillo, Texas Amarillo National Bank robbery suspect arrested Police have identified the suspect who attempted to rob Amarillo National Bank's North Branch location. Lashondra Deniece Sandoval-Martin, 31, entered the bank, located at 712 North Taylor St., around 2:30 p.m. on Feb. 21, stating that she was going to commit a robbery. Immediately after that, a male bank employee entered the room. When the female suspect turned toward the male, her "weapon," a large water gun, made contact with him accidentally. He realized it was not a real gun and tried to detain or control the suspect. Sandoval-Martin resisted and broke away, letting the plastic water gun clattering to the floor as she fled back out the front door. She was detained as she tried to enter a pickup. When police arrived, officers saw a female matching the description of the robbery suspect approaching or getting into a white Dodge flatbed style pickup that was parked in front of the bank and took her into custody. Officers learned that the white Dodge pickup had just been stolen from a business on Amarillo Boulevard East a few minutes earlier. An employee of the company that owns the Dodge had left it running or left the keys in the vehicle, which allowed the suspect to take it and use it in this robbery. She was booked into the Potter County Detention Center for aggravated robbery and unauthorized use of a motor vehicle. The driver of the Dodge has not been charged. I wonder who DeAunt was, who gave Lashondra DeNiece her middle name! ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Daniel Re: not receiving your daily site Dear Webby I am not receiving your site in my email.i have done everything you taught,s not in the block sender list,I contacted my isp,I canceled and reinstalled.i can get it on the net but thatís all.any clue? daniel Dear Daniel You have not done any of that. Your address is still on the same spot in the list. If you had unsubscribed and subscribed again, your address would be at the bottom. However, even if Yahoo had allowed you to confirm a new subscription, it would not have made any difference. As I have told you over a dozen times, the problem is at Yahoo. is just Yahoo for those, who are embarrassed by a Yahoo address. Behind the fake front, the email is still Yahoo. There is nothing I can do about Yahoo. I have told you at least a dozen times to get a respectable and reliable address on the side, like a Gmail address, and to subscribe with that. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Today on February 28
1827 The Baltimore & Ohio Railroad became the first railroad
incorporated for commercial transportation of people and

1844 Several people were killed aboard the USS Princeton
when a 12-inch gun exploded. 

1849 Regular steamboat service to California via Cape Horn
arrived in San Francisco for the first time. The SS
California had left New York Harbor on October 6, 1848. The
trip took 4 months and 21 days. 

1854 The Republican Party was organized in Ripon, WI. About
50 slavery opponents began the new political group. 

1881 Thomas Edison hired Samuel Insull as his private

1883 The first vaudeville theater opened. 

1885 AT&T (American Telephone and Telegraph) was
incorporated. The company was capitalized on only $100,000
and provided long distance service for American Bell. 

1893 Edward G. Acheson showed his patent for Carborundum. 

1900 In South Africa, British troops relieved Ladysmith,
which had been under siege since November 2, 1899. 

1911 Thomas A. Edison, Inc. was organized. 

1940 The first televised basketball game was shown. The game
featured Fordham University and the University of Pittsburgh
from Madison Square Gardens in New York. 

1951 A Senate committee issued a report that stated that
there were at least two major crime syndicates in the U.S.,
not counting the Senate. 

1953 In a Cambridge University laboratory, scientists James
D. Watson and Francis H.C. Crick discovered the double-helix
structure of DNA. 

1954 In San Francisco "Birth of a Planet" was aired. It was
the first American phase-contrast cinemicrography film to be
presented on television. 

1956 A patent was issued to Forrester for a computer memory

1962 The John Glenn for President club was formed by a group
of Las Vegas republicans. 

1974 The U.S. and Egypt re-established diplomatic relations
after a break of seven years. 

1979 Mr. Ed, the talking horse from the TV show "Mr. Ed",

1983 "M*A*S*H" became the most watched television program in
history when the final episode aired. 

1986 Swedish Prime Minister Olof Palmer was assassinated in

1993 U.S. Federal agents raided the compound of an armed
religious cult in Waco, TX. The ATF had planned to arrest
the leader of the Branch Davidians, David Koresh, on federal
firearms charges. Four agents and six Davidians were killed
and a 51-day standoff followed. 

1994 NATO made its first military strike when U.S. F-16
fighters shot down four Bosnian Serb warplanes in violation
of a no-fly zone over central Bosnia. 

1995 The Denver International Airport opened after a 16-
month delay. 

1998 Serbian police began a campaign to wipe out "terrorist
gangs" in the Yugoslav province of Kosovo. 

2001 The Northwest region of the U.S., including the state
of Washington, was hit by an earthquake that measured 6.9 on
the Richter Scale. There were no deaths reported. 

2002 In Ahmadabad, India, Hindus set fire to homes in a
Muslim neighborhood. At least 55 people were killed in the

2002 Sotheby's auction house announced that it had
identified Peter Paul Reubens as the creator of the painting
"The Massacre of the Innocents." The painting was previously
thought to be by Jan van den Hoecke. 

2007 NASA's New Horizons spacecraft made a gravitational
slingshot against Jupiter to change the planned trajectory
towards Pluto. 

2013 Benedict XVI resigned as pope. He was the first pope to
resign since Gregory XII in 1415 and the first to resign
voluntarily since Celestine V in 1294.

2017  smiled.

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