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Georgia vegetarian jailed for playing chicken against a
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1618 Johann Kepler discovered the third Law of Planetary Motion.
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______________________________________________________ The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. --- Herbert Agar How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live. --- Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862) The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away. --- Ronald Reagan ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Three small boys were bragging about their fathers. The first boasted that his dad owned a farm. The second said his dad owned a factory. The third boy, a pastors son, replied: "That's nothin'. My dad owns hell." "No way," another boy scoffed. "How can a man own hell?" "Sure he can," the preacher's son said. "My mom told my grandma that them elders of our church gave it to him last night." ______________________________________________________ Malwarebytes for Home | Anti-Malware Premium | Free Trial Download ______________________________________________________ A large, well-established Oregon lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe and knocked on the head lumberjack's door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave. "I'm Pee-aire Thibboduce frem Keebeck, best lumberguy dis side of Moh-reall! Jesst gimme a schonce to show you what ha real lumberguy can do," said the skinny man. "Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the lumberjack. "Take your axe and go cut it down." The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack's door. "I cut down de tree," Pierre said. The lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?" "In de Sahara Forest," replied the puny man. "You mean the Sahara Desert ?" asked the lumberjack. The little man laughed and answered back, "Oh fer sure, tha'ss what dey call it now!" ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD AND a Darwin Award has been earned by Judith Moriah Armstrong, 26, Hull, Madison County, Georgia Georgia vegetarian jailed for playing chicken against a chicken truck A Georgia woman who was arrested for allegedly purposely crashing her car into the side of a truck carrying a load of chickens told police she did so because she’s a vegan. Veganism is the practice of not eating or using in other ways any animal product; they object to exploiting animals. The incident occurred Feb. 21 on Georgia Highway 72 in Hull, Georgia in the northeastern part of the state near Athens. According to media reports, the truck’s driver told police he was driving on the highway when a red car struck his vehicle. The driver said he put on the brakes and the car hit the truck again before leaving the scene. At the scene, the trucker described the collision and the car to police, who found a license plate in the debris. They eventually found the car and the woman at her home. Judith Moriah Armstrong, 26, refused to leave her house when police arrived. Law enforcement officials spoke with her through a window and she admitted to ramming the truck and leaving the scene. She also told police she hit the truck because she is a vegan. Armstrong was eventually taken into custody and faces charges for hit and run, aggressive driving, driving under the influence, and obstruction. Major Jeffrey Vaughn from the Madison County Sheriff’s office told the New York Post that, “She was protecting the life of those little baby chickens … she thought.” Vaughn added the chickens, none of which had been injured in the collision, had been picked up at a local farm and were in their way to a processing plant. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Annette Re: Dump extra Facebook accounts Dear Webby I have 3 accounts that I dont know how to delete 2 of them. the only account I use is the one with my pic on it. Annette Dear Annette Log into the obsolete account, download or save anything, that is worth keeping, then go to and hit Delete My Account. You will have to answer a few "Do you really ..."questions, and then they will take care of it. Have FUN! DearWebby
"Did you see this? Yesterday a 4.2 earthquake shook Arkansas. Over 12000 cars were knocked off their blocks."
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Daily tip from Pressure Cooker Hard Boiled Eggs By Judy Pariser S. [256 Posts, 1,595 Comments] Prep Time: Less than 2 minutes Cook Time: 5 minutes Total Time: 15 minutes Yield: As many eggs as you want Source: Instant Pot Community on Facebook Ingredients: eggs water Steps: Put 1 cup of water in the cooker. Get a bowl of ice water ready. You will need it at the end. Put your eggs on a trivet or steamer. You may stack the eggs, but make sure they don't touch the side of the pot or they will crack and some of the cooked egg will seep out. Lock the lid. Pressure cook for 5 minutes. Natural release for 5 minutes. Put the eggs into the ice water for 5 minutes. They will peel very easily. You can peel now or when you are ready to eat them. If you do not want the ugly grey boundary on the yolk, just put the eggs into boiling water with tongs, bring the water back up to a rolling boil, turn off the burner or move the pot off the fire, and put a lid on it. Let it steep for 5-6 minutes. Pour cold water into the pot and shake the pot vigorously to crack the shells a bit. As the eggs are cooling rapidly, they will pull some water under the shells and will be really easy to peel. Have FUN! DearWebby
The Day the Music Died - March 3
____________________________________________________ As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day. The school where he had been a Principal the previous year had used a check-out system only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox. Cautiously, he asked the school's long time Custodian, "Do you think it's wise to keep the stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?" The Custodian looked at him gravely. "We trust them with the children, don't we?" ___________________________________________________
People are awesome. The month of February 2017.
When three-year-old opened a birthday gift from Gramma and found a water pistol. There was delightful squealing and a sprint to the sink to fill it. Mother was not so pleased. She turned to Gramma and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" Gramma smiled and then replied, "I remember." Just wait till you see open Grampa's present!
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Today on March 8
1618 Johann Kepler discovered the third Law of Planetary

1702 England's Queen Anne took the throne upon the death of
King William III. 

1782 The Gnadenhutten massacre took place. About 90 Indians
were killed by militiamen in Ohio in retaliation for raids
carried out by other Indians. 

1853 The first bronze statue of Andrew Jackson is unveiled
in Washington, DC. 

1855 A train passed over the first railway suspension bridge
at Niagara Falls, NY. 

1862 The Confederate ironclad "Merrimack" was launched. 

1880 U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes declared that the
United States would have jurisdiction over any canal built
across the isthmus of Panama. 

1887 The telescopic fishing rod was patented by Everett

1894 A dog license law was enacted in the state of New York.
It was the first animal control law in the U.S. 

1904 The Bundestag in Germany lifted the ban on the Jesuit
order of priests. 

1905 In Russia, it was reported that the peasant revolt was
spreading to Georgia. 

1907 The British House of Commons turned down a women's
suffrage bill. 

1909 Pope Pius X lifted the church ban on interfaith
marriages in Hungary. 

1910 The King of Spain authorized women to attend

1911 In Europe, International Women's Day was celebrated for
the first time. 

1911 British Minister of Foreign Affairs Edward Gray
declared that Britain would not support France in the event
of a military conflict. 

1917 Russia's "February Revolution" began with rioting and
strikes in St. Petersburg. The revolution was called the
"February Revolution" due to Russia's use of the Old Style

1917 The U.S. Senate voted to limit filibusters by adopting
the cloture rule. 

1921 Spanish Premier Eduardo Dato was assassinated while
leaving the Parliament in Madrid. 

1921 After WWI French troops occupied Dusseldorf. 

1933 Self-liquidating scrip money was issued for the first
time at Franklin, IN. 

1941 Martial law was proclaimed in Holland in order to
extinguish any anti-Nazi protests. 

1942 During World War II, Japanese forces captured Rangoon,

1943 Japanese forces attacked American troops on Hill 700 in
Bougainville. The battle lasted five days. 

1945 Phyllis Mae Daley received a commission in the U.S.
Navy Nurse Corps. She later became the first African-
American nurse to serve duty in World War II. 

1946 In New York City, the "Journal American" became the
first commercial business to receive a helicopter license. 

1946 The French naval fleet arrived at Haiphong, Vietnam. 

1948 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that religious instruction
in public schools was unconstitutional. 

1953 A census bureau report indicated that 239,000 farmers
had quit farming over the last 2 years. 

1954 France and Vietnam opened talks in Paris on a treaty to
form the state of Indochina. 

1959 Groucho, Chico and Harpo made their final TV appearance

1961 Max Conrad circled the globe in a record time of eight
days, 18 hours and 49 minutes in the Piper Aztec. 

1965 The U.S. landed about 3,500 Marines in South Vietnam.
They were the first U.S. combat troops to land in Vietnam. 

1966 Australia announced that it would triple the number of
troops in Vietnam. 

1973 Two bombs exploded near Trafalgar Square in Great
Britain. 234 people were injured. 

1982 The U.S. accused the Soviets of killing 3,000 Afghans
with poison gas. 

1985 The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) reported that
407,700 Americans were millionaires. That was more than
double the total from just five years before. 

1986 Four French television crew members were abducted in
west Beirut. All four were eventually released. 

1988 In Fort Campbell, KY, 17 U.S. soldiers were killed when
two Army helicopters collided in midair. 

1989 In Lhasa, Tibet, martial law was declared after three
days of protest against Chinese rule. 

1999 The U.S. Supreme Court upheld the conviction of Timothy
McVeigh for the bombing of a federal building in Oklahoma
City in 1995. 

1999 The White House, under President Bill Clinton, directed
the firing of nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee from his job at
the Los Alamos National Laboratory. The firing was a result
of alleged security violations. 

2001 The U.S. House of Representatives voted for an across-
the-board tax cut of nearly $1 trillion over the next

2005 In norther Chechnya, Chechen rebel leader Aslan
Maskhadov was killed during a raid by Russian forces.

2017  smiled.

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