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Todays Bonehead Award:
A Florida man is arrested after trying to kill his boss
after he was fired from his job.
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1519 Cortez landed in Mexico. 
 
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______________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Irelio Reyes Osorio, 52, Hialeah, Florida A Florida man is arrested after trying to kill his boss after he was fired from his job. Irelio Reyes Osorio, 52, of Hialeah, was arrested on Tuesday for attempted first-degree murder, KTRK reported. Hialeah Police released video footage of the suspect allegedly trying to run over the victim with his car. Authorities say Osorio was fired from his job at an AC repair company for allegedly showing up to work intoxicated, NBC Miami reports. Days after his termination, “Osorio was angry at his former supervisor for firing him and was demanding to be paid for the two days he worked before he was fired,” according to a police report. “Police said Osorio sent the man numerous text messages, threatening to use a gun, machete or knife on him if he didn’t get paid,” KTRK reported. “Police said the man agreed to meet Osorio at a cafeteria” out of fear. When they met up, police said Osorio was armed with a knife and attacked the victim. The victim suffered cuts to his chest and arm while trying to escape. He threw a rock at the suspect, “knocking the knife out of his hand.” Both men then returned to their vehicles. “Surveillance video shows Osorio’s pickup truck slamming into the man’s work van” in an attempt to run him over. At one point, Osorio pinned the victim against a chain link fence. The victim was taken to a local hospital with stab wounds and bruises. Police say the suspect admitted to attacking and hitting the victim with his truck when he was arrested. Osorio is being held without bond at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center, WPLG reported. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Ann Re: Strip >>> from emails Dear Webby I had to get this @#$%^%$# reformatted and the techy didn't reinstall that wonderful program I got from you for cleaning up emails before I send them on.(as in getting rid of the >>>> 's etc., ...and...I can't remember the name of it or find it on your site.....sheeeesh..maybe I'm losing it. I had made a cute icon for it, and always used that instead of looking for it's name. Anyway would you be so kind as to send me the link so I can re-install it and not send " dirty" emails on. Thanks so much.. Ann /i> Dear Ann I think that is StripMail. Try it anyway. It's free. StripMail http://www.snapfiles.com/get/stripmail.html Have FUN! DearWebby
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor for a check up. The doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again." To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will five times!"
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____________________________________________________ Thanks to Wanda for this story: Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below. Quickly, she wrote, "Don't despair. Sister Barbara," on a piece of paper, wrapped the $100 bill in it, got the man's attention and tossed it out the window to him. The stranger picked it up, and with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street. The next day, Sister Barbara was told that a man was at her door, insisting on seeing her. She went down, and found the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of $100 bills. "What's this?" she asked. "That's the $8,000 you have coming Sister," he replied. "Don't Despair paid 80-to-1." ___________________________________________________
Amazing Highlights from Smithsonian’s 14th Annual Photo Contest.
Two storks are on a nest-a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry Son, your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy," he says. The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies," the mother stork says to the crying baby stork. A few days later, the stork parents are desperate-their son is gone from the nest all night. Finally, shortly before dawn, he returns. The parents ask their son where he has been all night. The baby stork says, "Awww, just scaring the hell out of teenagers!"
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Today on March 13
0483 St. Felix III began his reign as Pope. 

0607 The 12th recorded passage of Halley's Comet occurred. 

1519 Cortez landed in Mexico. 

1639 Harvard University was named for clergyman John
Harvard. 

1660 A statute was passed limiting the sale of slaves in the
colony of Virginia. 

1777 The U.S. Congress ordered its European envoys to appeal
to high-ranking foreign officers to send troops to reinforce
the American army. 

1781 Sir William Herschel discovered the planet Uranus. 

1852 The New York "Lantern" newspaper published the first
"Uncle Sam cartoon". It was drawn by Frank Henry Bellew. 

1865 Jefferson Davis signed a bill authorizing slaves to be
used as soldiers for the Confederacy. 

1877 Chester Greenwood patented the earmuff. 

1884 Standard time was adopted throughout the U.S. 

1900 In South Africa, British Gen. Roberts took
Bloemfontein. 

1901 Andrew Carnegie announced that he was retiring from
business and that he would spend the rest of his days giving
away his fortune. His net worth was estimated at $300
million. 

1902 In Poland, schools were shut down across the country
when students refused to sing the Russian hymn "God Protect
the Czar." 

1902 Andrew Carnegie approved 40 applications from libraries
for donations. 

1908 The people of Jerusalem saw an automobile for the first
time. The owner was Charles Glidden of Boston. 

1911 The U.S. Supreme Court approved corporate tax law. 

1915 The Germans repelled a British expeditionary force
attack in France. 

1918 Women were scheduled to march in the St. Patrick's Day
Parade in New York due to a shortage of men due to wartime. 

1925 A law in Tennessee prohibited the teaching of
evolution. 

1930 It was announced that the planet Pluto had been
discovered by scientist Clyde Tombaugh at the Lowell
Observatory. 

1933 U.S. banks began to re-open after a "holiday" that had
been declared by President Roosevelt. 

1935 Three-thousand-year-old archives were found in
Jerusalem confirming some biblical history. 

1940 The war between Russia and Finland ended with the
signing of a treaty in Moscow. 

1941 Adolf Hitler issued an edict calling for an invasion of
the U.S.S.R. 

1942 Julia Flikke of the Nurse Corps became the first woman
colonel in the U.S. Army. 

1943 Japanese forces ended their attack on the American
troops on Hill 700 in Bougainville. 

1946 Reports from Iran indicated that Soviet tanks units
were stationed 20 miles from Tehran. 

1946 Premier Tito seized wartime collaborator General Draja
Mikhailovich in a cave in Yugoslavia. 

1951 Israel demanded $1.5 billion in German reparations for
the cost of caring for war refugees. 

1951 The comic strip "Dennis the Menace" appeared for the
first time in newspapers across the country. 

1957 Jimmy Hoffa was arrested by the FBI on bribery charges.


1963 China invited Soviet President Khrushchev to visit
Peking. 

1969 The Apollo 9 astronauts returned to Earth after the
conclusion of a mission that included the successful testing
of the Lunar Module. 

1970 Cambodia ordered Hanoi and Viet Cong troops to leave. 

1970 Digital Equipment Corp. introduced the PDP-11
minicomputer. 

1974 The U.S. Senate voted 54-33 to restore the death
penalty. 

1974 An embargo imposed by Arab oil-producing countries was
lifted. 

1980 A jury in Winamac, IN, found Ford Motor Company
innocent of reckless homicide in the deaths of three young
women that had been riding in a Ford Pinto. 

1990 The U.S. lifted economic sanctions against Nicaragua. 

1991 Exxon paid $1 billion in fines and for the clean-up of
the Alaskan oil spill. 

1995 The first United Nations World Summit on Social
Development concluded in Copenhagen, Denmark. 

2003 Japan sent a destroyer to the Sea of Japan amid reports
that North Korea was planning to test an intermediate-range
ballistic missile. 

2003 A report in the journal "Nature" reported that
scientists had found 350,000-year-old human footprints in
Italy. The 56 prints were made by three early, upright-
walking humans that were descending the side of a volcano. 

2012 After 244 years of publication, Encyclopædia Britannica
announced it would discontinue its print edition. 

2017  smiled.


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