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Todays Bonehead Award:
Man drives drunk in the wrong direction of the road, 
urinates on himself twice
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Today, March 30 in
1814 The allied European nations against Napoleon marched
into Paris. They did not like his ideas of democracy, and
really hated the decimal metric system.

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______________________________________________________ Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. --- Henrik Tikkanen "He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another." --- Seneca the Younger ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented. They decided to take him to the hospital for evaluation. En route, with siren going, they questioned the man to determine his level of awareness. Leaning close, one paramedic asked, "Sir, do you know what we're doing right now?" The old man slowly looked up at him, then gazed out the ambulance window. He slowly turned back to the paramedic and said, "Oh, I'd say about 50, maybe 55." ______________________________________________________ Malwarebytes for Home | Anti-Malware Premium | Free Trial Download ______________________________________________________ A ten-year-old girl asked and received help from a librarian on how to use the card catalog. In a little while, the girl approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell "tequila." "T-e-q-u-i-l-a," spelled the librarian. The girl thanked her and went back to her search. A short time later she came to the desk, looking quite distraught. "I just can't find it." she said. "What book are you looking for, honey?" the librarian asked. And the little girl said, "Tequila Mockingbird." ______________________________________________________ Old WhitePass wall calendar. They have a different picture every year. 2013 is one of my favorites. I used to collect them since the 70`s but left all the ones prior to 2000 in the Yukon when I moved to Alberta. You can order them. Keep in mind, they are BIG, poster size wall calendars! ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Robbie Charles Watson, 55, Alachua, Florida Man drives drunk in the wrong direction of the road, urinates on himself twice After being pulled over for driving drunkenly on the wrong side of a highway, a Newberry man urinated his pants in front of a police car, Alachua Police said. Robbie Charles Watson, 55, was driving north in the southbound lanes of State Road 25 in Alachua when a police car tried to pull him over at about 12:14 a.m., according to an arrest report. He pulled over in the median before driving off to a Sunco parking lot, at 11921 NW U.S. Highway 441. An officer noticed Watson had bloodshot eyes and slurred speech, according to the report. Watson had also urinated in his pants. When officers asked Watson for documents, he couldn’t follow directions and gave police the wrong documents multiple times, police said. He was unsteady and leaned against his car for support, a responding officer noted. Watson was unable to complete field sobriety exercises, according to the report. After officers placed him in front of a police car, he urinated in his pants again, according to the report. Watson refused to submit to a breathalyzer test, and a jail nurse told police he had to be taken to a hospital, police said. At about 5:50 a.m., Watson was cleared by the hospital and brought back to the Alachua County Jail, according to the report. When police asked him to sign a criminal citation, Watson refused even after officers told him refusal would be a misdemeanor. Police arrested him on charges of driving under the influence and refusing to sign a criminal citation. Watson was released from jail on his own recognizance Tuesday morning. He could not be reached for comment. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Chris Re: Reboot how often ? Dear Webby How often should a computer with Windows 7 be rebooted? Chris /i> Dear Chris That depends entirely on what you have on it. If the machine is near stock, with Malwarebytes on it, and just used for business, with spreadsheets, word processors, databases and normal Internet access for bill paying and shopping, then once a week is plenty. If the machine has Norton on it, and a dozen tweaks and utilities and toolbars and similar stuff, then once an hour is good, unless it crashes before then. Have FUN! DearWebby
Jane went to the bank and applied for a loan. "I want a loan, I'm going to divorce my husband." "Oh, we don't give loans for divorces" the manager says "We make loans for appliances, automobiles, businesses, home improvements...." Jane interrupts and says "Well, this is certainly a 'Home Improvement.'
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Daily tip from Pressure Cooker Pea Soup By Judy Pariser S. [269 Posts, 1,925 Comments] Prep Time: 10 minutes Cook Time: 45 minutes Total Time: 55 minutes Yield: 9 cups Source: Budget Bytes Soup in 45 minutes with no standing over the stove watching! Ingredients: 1 yellow onion, diced 3 carrots, cut in thin rounds 3 ribs celery, cut in small pieces 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 lb split peas 2 Tbsp oil 1 bay leaf 1/2 Tbsp paprika 1/4 tsp thyme salt and pepper to taste 6 cups water or broth Steps: Rinse the peas in a colander. Put all ingredients in the pressure cooker. Add one bay leaf on the top. Set the cooker for 15 minutes of cooking. Let the cooker release on its own. This will take about 15 minutes. Stir the soup and taste. Adjust seasonings if necessary. You may blend, if you wish. Serve and enjoy. I usually toss a ham bone or a diced ham end piece into pea spup for traditional Canadian pea soup flavor. You can concentrate Canadian pea soup at VERY low heat until it is very thick, then ladle it into ziplock baggies sitting in cups.When they are cold, put them into the freezer. The reason for the cups is uniform sizes and not interlocking in the freezer. When frozen, you can tip the hockey pucks out of the cups. To use, just toss a puck into boiling water, and you will have pea soup in a few minutes. Just add bread, and you have a good meal. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Today on March 30
1533 Henry VIII divorced his first wife, Catherine of

1814 The allied European nations against Napoleon marched
into Paris. They did not like his ideas of democracy, and
really hated the decimal metric system.

1822 Florida became a U.S. territory. 

1842 Dr. Crawford W. Long performed the first operation
while his patient was anesthetized by ether. 

1855 About 5,000 "Border Ruffians" from western Missouri
invaded the territory of Kansas and forced the election of a
pro-slavery legislature. It was the first election in

1858 Hyman L. Lipman of Philadelphia patented the pencil. 

1867 The U.S. purchased Alaska from Russia for $7.2 million

1870 The 15th amendment, guaranteeing the right to vote
regardless of race, was passed by the U.S. Congress. 

1870 Texas was readmitted to the Union. 

1903 Revolutionary activity in the Dominican Republic
brought U.S. troops to Santo Domingo to protect American

1905 U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt was chosen to mediate
in the Russo-Japanese peace talks. 

1909 The Queensboro bridge in New York opened linking
Manhattan and Queens. It was the first double decker bridge.

1909 In Oklahoma, Seminole Indians revolted against meager
pay for government jobs. 

1916 Pancho Villa killed 172 at the Guerrero garrison in

1936 Britain announced a naval construction program of 38

1940 The Japanese set up a puppet government called Manchuko
in Nanking, China. 

1941 The German Afrika Korps under General Erwin Rommel
began its first offensive against British forces in Libya. 

1944 The U.S. fleet attacked Palau, near the Philippines. 

1945 The U.S.S.R. invaded Austria after World War II. 

1946 The Allies seized 1,000 Nazis attempting to revive the
Nazi party in Frankfurt. 

1950 The invention of the phototransistor was announced. 

1950 U.S. President Truman denounced Senator Joe McCarthy as
a saboteur of U.S. foreign policy. 

1957 Tunisia and Morocco signed a friendship treaty in

1972 The British government assumed direct rule over
Northern Ireland. The irish did not like that one bit.

1972 The Eastertide Offensive began when North Vietnamese
troops crossed into the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) in the
northern portion of South Vietnam. 

1975 As the North Vietnamese forces moved toward Saigon
South Vietnamese soldiers mob rescue jets in desperation. 

1981 U.S. President Ronald Reagan was shot and wounded in
Washington, DC, by John W. Hinckley Jr. Two police officers
and Press Secretary James Brady were also wounded. 

1982 The space shuttle Columbia completed its third and its
longest test flight after 8 days in space. 

1984 The U.S. ended its participation in the multinational
peace force in Lebanon. 

1987 Vincent Van Gogh's "Sunflowers" was bought for $39.85

1993 In Sarajevo, two Serb militiamen were sentenced to
death for war crimes committed in Bosnia. 

1994 Serbs and Croats signed a cease-fire to end their war
in Croatia while Bosnian Muslims and Serbs continued to
fight each other. 

1998 Rolls-Royce was purchased by BMW in a $570 million

2002 Suspected Islamic militants set off several grenades at
a temple in Indian-controlled Kashmir. Four civilians, four
policemen and two attackers were killed and 20 people were

2009 The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey confirmed
that the new World Trade Center building would be officially
known by its legal name of "One World Trade Center." 

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