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Today is Friday, April 7
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

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Todays Bonehead Award:
'Drunk Lives Matter' T-shirt wearer 
charged with DUI
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Today, April 7 in
1712 A slave revolt broke out in New York City. 
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______________________________________________________ Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find. --- Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004) Only sick music makes money today. --- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ In the spirit of the late W. C. Fields: We make fun of people who treat their pets like real children, but, to be fair, once you get the kids neutered or spayed, they DO tend to settle down a bit. ______________________________________________________ >From Dave: I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped in a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I mis-stepped and fell down an entire flight of stairs, (13 to be exact). I was bruised, bleeding and I had torn my jeans ... but my main concern was, naturally, for my child. My fears were alleviated though when from behind me I heard a gleeful giggle followed by, "Do it again, Daddy!" _____________________________________________________ Malwarebytes for Home | Anti-Malware Premium | Free Trial Download ______________________________________________________ Rodney and Bill were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them. Bill said, "My wife thinks so much of me that she won't let me do any work around the house. It's incredible." Not to be out done, Rodney said, "That's nothing. My wife thinks I'm God." Confused Bill asked, "She thinks you're God? What makes you say that?" "Every night she places a burnt offering before me." ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Elwood R Gutshall III, 44, Newville, Pennsylvania 'Drunk Lives Matter' T-shirt wearer charged with DUI A man wearing a T-shirt that says "Drunk Lives Matter" was charged with DUI by Newville police. Elwood R Gutshall III, 44, wearing a green St. Patrick's Day T-shirt, was charged March 19 with DUI after police said he committed several traffic violations. His pickup truck was stopped at 12:15 a.m., and his blood alcohol level was found to be 0.217 percent. (0.08 is the limit) He was charged with the highest level of DUI, driving under suspension and traffic violations. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Glenn Re: n65 infection Dear Webby I have enjoyed your letter since I first found you back when I had more hair and fewer aches! My new Malwarebytes that I bought says that it is repeatedly (dozens of times per hour) blocking a bad website called "n65a******" that the application c:\windows\sysWOW64\ is trying to contact, that is, that it is blocking the outbound traffic. The application is 20KB. Is this something that I need to keep, or is it spyware? Thank you for your help. Glenn Dear Glenn I used ****** instead of the name of that evil crap, so that the humor letter won't get blocked. That n65 stuff is bad news. Some program you got has a nefarious "payload" and calls ads from that n65 site. I have no idea what program that is, that you are paying for with ads from there. Could be where your cat orders the catnip from. You can search on Google for how to get rid of that. Be careful, though. Some of the sites pretendiung to offer help with that, are decoys for more evil crap. This one seems to be clean: Remove the space I added before adserv. MalwareBytes know it is crap, that is why they are blocking it. Have FUN! DearWebby
KIDS PERSPECTIVE ON ADULT BEHAVIOR You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. --Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. --Kirsten, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. --Camille,age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. It just leads to fighting and kids. --Freddie, age 6 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, depending on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. --Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. --Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. --Lynnette, age 8 On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. --Martin, age 10 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. --Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. --Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. --Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. --Anita, age 9 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --Kelvin, age 8 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a garbage can. -- Katrina, age 10 Take the garbage out to the curb at night, so that the morning does not start with a fight. -- Peter, age 7 I would build a treehouse for the kids, as far away as possible, for some peace and quiet when I want to cuddle up with my wife on the couch. -- Thomas, age 8 The husband should not start laughing every time the smoke detector goes off in the kitchen and make the wife mad for the rest of the day. -- Barbie If the daddy brings home some flowers, even if they are the weird ones from the cemetery, then the mom forgets what she was going to argue about and they smile and smooch instead. -- Holly
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Daily tip from Making a Magnetic Chalk Board A homemade chalkboard is cheap/easy to make, and fun for children and adults of all ages! Approximate Time: 3 hours + depending on size Supplies: sheet metal (in order to also be magnetic) chalkboard spray paint (available at hardware stores) chalk wooden planks cut to size for a frame (available at a hardware store) electric drill and screws for the frame Instructions: Visit the hardware store for all the supplies that you will need. The friendly people there will cut everything down to the size that you want your chalkboard to be. Remember that the sheet metal is going to be your chalkboard, get it cut larger if you plan on attaching a frame. Follow the directions on the back of the chalkboard spray paint, let it dry before attaching a frame. Remember, it may need several coats. There are several ways to attach a frame to the painted sheet metal, our piece was thin enough that we turned it over and used an electric drill and screwed short screws into the wood, this way they do not show in the front. It looks very professional. A frame is not necessary. Have fun drawing pictures or jotting out quick notes! By Grace from Seattle, WA Peel & Stick whiteboard sheets are from $15 and up, depending on size. You can peel them off if you move or paint the walls and stick them on again later. Have FUN! DearWebby
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____________________________________________________ Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a town to deliver a series of speeches. At a banquet the first evening, he noticed some reporters in the audience. Because he wanted to use some of the stories he told that night in his speeches the next day, he asked the reporters to omit them from their articles. One article that came out the next day, written by a cub reporter, concluded with this line: "Reverend Smith also told a number of stories that cannot be printed." ___________________________________________________
The Castello di Sammezzano - a Moorish Jewel in Italy.
According to Dave, who is in Ontario, and knows what the Canadian Government is up to, Canada just got an aircraft carrier, the HMCSJeanChrétien. HMCSJeanChrétien, top speed (downstream) 5 knots.
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Today on April 7
1712 A slave revolt broke out in New York City. 

1862 Union General Ulysses S. Grant defeated Confederates at
the Battle of Shiloh, TN. 

1864 The first camel race in America was held in Sacramento,

1888 P.F. Collier published a weekly periodical for the
first time under the name "Collier’s." 

1922 U.S. Secretary of Interior leased Teapot Dome naval oil
reserves in Wyoming. 

1927 The first long-distance TV transmission was sent from
Washington, DC, to New York City. The audience saw an image
of Commerce Secretary Herbert Hoover. 

1930 The first steel columns were set for the Empire State

1933 Prohibition ended in the United States. 

1943 British and American armies linked up between Wadi
Akarit and El Guettar in North Africa to form a solid line
against the German army. 

1945 The Japanese battleship Yamato, the world’s largest
battleship, was sunk during the battle for Okinawa. The
fleet was headed for a suicide mission. 

1953 The Big Four met for the first time in 2 years to seek
an end to their air conflicts. 

1953 IBM unveiled the IBM 701 Electronic Data Processing
Machine. It was IBM's first commercially available
scientific computer. 

1963 Yugoslavia proclaimed itself a Socialist republic. 

1963 Josip Broz Tito was proclaimed to be the leader of
Yugoslavia for life. 

1966 The U.S. recovered a hydrogen bomb it had lost off the
coast of Spain. 

1967 Israel reported that they had shot down six Syrian

1969 The U.S. Supreme Court unanimously struck down laws
prohibiting private possession of obscene material. 

1970 John Wayne won his first and only Oscar for his role in
"True Grit." He had been in over 200 films. 

1971 U.S. President Nixon pledged to withdraw 100,000 more
men from Vietnam by December. 

1980 The U.S. broke diplomatic relations with Iran and
imposed economic sanctions in response to the taking of
hostages on November 4, 1979. 

1983 Story Musgrave and Don Peterson made the first Space
Shuttle spacewalk. 

1983 The Chinese government canceled all remaining sports
and cultural exchanges with the U.S. for 1983. 

1985 In Goteborg, Sweden, China swept all of the world table
tennis titles except for men's doubles. 

1985 In Sudan, Gen. Swar el-Dahab took over the Presidency
while President Gaafar el-Nimeiry was visiting the U.S. and

1985 The Soviet Union announced a unilateral freeze on
medium-range nuclear missiles. 

1988 Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev agreed to final terms
of a Soviet withdrawal from Afghanistan. Soviet troops began
leaving on May 16, 1988. 

1988 In Fort Smith, AR, 13 white supremacists were acquitted
on charges for plotting to overthrow the U.S. federal

1989 A Soviet submarine carrying nuclear weapons sank in the
Norwegian Sea. 

1990 In the U.S., John Poindexter was found guilty of five
counts at his Iran-Contra trial. The convictions were later
reversed on appeal. 

1994 Civil war erupted in Rwanda between the Patriotic Front
rebel group and government soldiers. Hundreds of thousands
were slaughtered in the months that followed. 

1998 Mary Bono, the widow of Sonny Bono, won a special
election to serve out the remainder of her husband's
congressional term. 

1999 Yugoslav authorities sealed off Kosovo's main border
crossings to prevent ethnic Albanians from leaving. 

2000 U.S. President Clinton signed the Senior Citizens
Freedom to Work Act of 2000. The bill reversed a Depression-
era law and allows senior citizens to earn money without
losing Social Security retirement benefits. 

2002 The Roman Catholic archdiocese announced that six
priests from the Archdiocese of New York were suspended over
allegations of sexual misconduct. 

2006 The Boeing X-37 conducted its first flight as a test
drop at Edwards Air Force Base, CA. 

2009 Former Peruvian President Alberto Fujimori was
sentenced to 25 years in prison for ordering killings and
kidnappings by security forces. 

2017  smiled.

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