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Girl Reports Escaping Kidnapper By Jumping 
From Truck Onto Highway
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1790 The U.S. patent system was established when U.S.
President George Washington signed the Patent Act of 1790
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______________________________________________________ Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. --- Gore Vidal (1925 - ) Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. --- Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993) The easiest way for your children to learn about money, is for you not to have any. --- Katharine Whitehorn _______________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item. Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $1-3 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine",said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are: 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8. Big Red Gulp 7. World Championship Riesling 6. NASCARbernet 5. Chef Boyardeaux 4. Peanut Noir 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! 2. Grape Expectations And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine: 1. Nasti Spumante The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel). ______________________________________________________ Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions. One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, "This man," he announced, "Called in Sick yesterday!" There on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score. The silence in the room was broken by a union negotiator. "Wow," he said. "Think of what kind of score he could have had if he hadn't been sick!" _____________________________________________________ Malwarebytes for Home | Anti-Malware Premium | Free Trial Download ______________________________________________________ Two bored dealers are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty- thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. The dealers agree. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm half naked." With that she strips naked from the waist up, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs clothes!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up the money, the dice, and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching the dice!" ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Timothy Lee Marble, 50, Napa, California Girl Reports Escaping Kidnapper By Jumping From Truck Onto Highway A California man is facing kidnapping charges after authorities say a 13-year-old runaway jumped out of his moving truck and onto a highway, prompting him to call 911. Timothy Marble, 50, of Napa, reported the girl’s escape about 5:40 a.m. Saturday after he said she fled his vehicle and refused to come out of some bushes, the Sonoma County Sheriff’s Office said. Once deputies arrived at the scene in Bodega Bay, the girl emerged covered in road rash. She accused Marble of sexually abusing her, injecting her with meth and scratching his name into her leg with a knife. “His name was still visible for the detectives,” the sheriff’s office said in a release. The child said she met Marble at a Napa gas station early Friday morning after running away from home following an argument with her mother Thursday night. Marble allegedly offered to give her a ride. After accepting the lift but refusing his sexual advances, she reported, he tied her to a tree and sexually assaulted her, the sheriff’s office said. Over the next 24 hours, she told officers, he continued the assaults inside his truck and forced her to take drugs. Deputies took her to a hospital, where she was reunited with her mother. “He has a different side of it, but there’s definitely probable cause in making the arrest,” Sheriff’s Sgt. Spencer Crum told the San Francisco Chronicle. “His accounts of the event differed somewhat. Some corroboration and some distortion.” Marble, who authorities said is a convicted felon with a rap sheet that includes drug charges, was arrested and faces 11 felony counts of sexual acts with a minor, kidnapping and child abuse. He is being held without bail with no attorney listed. Authorities said this is his first sexual assault charge. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Glennis Re: How to block mail from an ex Dear Webby I can't change my email address because of my business, but I need to block mail from my ex. His mails are polite and friendly, not of a harassing type, but I just don't want any more mail from him. He forges different sender addresses, so it's not easy to avoid his mails. What do you suggest? Glennis Dear Glennis Just get MailWasher, from the side menu. Then look at a few of his mails and find something that is common to all of them. With MailWasher you can easily peek at the hidden header stuff, and even if you don't find anything common in the message body, you will easily find something that shows up in all of his letters, but not in legitimate mail. Then make a filter that is triggered by that. Making filters is childishly easy with MailWasher Pro, even fun. Set the filter to delete his mails automatically, without showing them, and you won't ever see them again. With the filters you can have them triggered by many different items. If any of ten different traps recognizes him, his mail gets nuked. To fine tune your filter, you can set it so that it just flags his mail for deletion. That way, if somebody else also uses one of the trigger phrases, you can modify the filter. MailWasher conveniently tells you which of your filters has flagged a piece of mail. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Crockpot Chicken with Gravy Recipe Total Time: About 5 minutes prep Yield: Serves around 7 or 8 Source: A busy Mom's desperate mind! :) Ingredients: 1 average sized chicken 1/4 cup mesquite seasoning 2/3 cup water 3 Tbsp Cornstarch Steps: Place your chicken in your crockpot. Rub all over with 1/4 cup mesquite seasoning. You may wish to try another, lemon pepper would be great too! :) Believe it or not, you do not need any liquid, it makes it own. It is very tender and moist when done! Cook on high for about 3 hours and 20 minutes. Place your chicken on a serving platter and set in microwave to keep warm till your gravy is done. *You do NOT need to turn microwave on, door being shut will do the trick.:) Using a mesh colander, strain the drippings from the bottom of the crockpot. You just want to remove the solid bits. Pour your strained drippings into a saucepan. Add 3 Tablespoons of cornstarch to 2/3 Cup of cold water and shake well. Add this to your pan. Cook on high whisking constantly for only 2 or 3 minutes. All done!! You will end up with about 2 cups gravy. * You could probably cook this longer on a low setting if you must be gone all day.
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Today, on April 10
1741 Frederick II of Prussia defeated Maria Theresa's forces
at Mollwitz and conquered Silesia. 

1790 The U.S. patent system was established when U.S.
President George Washington signed the Patent Act of 1790
into law. 

1809 Austria declared war on France and its forces entered

1814 Napoleon was defeated at the Battle of Toulouse by the
British and the Spanish. The defeat led to his abdication and
exile to Elba. 

1825 The first hotel opened in Hawaii. 

1849 Walter Hunt patented the safety pin. He sold the rights
for $100. 

1854 The constitution of the Orange Free State in south
Africa was proclaimed. 

1862 Union forces began the bombardment of Fort Pulaski in
Georgia along the Tybee River. 

1902 South African Boers accepted British terms of surrender.

1912 The Titanic set sail from Southampton, England. 

1919 In Mexico, revolutionary leader Emiliano Zapata was
killed by government troops. 

1922 The Genoa Conference opened. The meeting was used to
discuss the reconstruction of Europe after World War I. 

1925 F. Scott Fitzgerald published "The Great Gatsby" for the
first time. 

1930 The first synthetic rubber was produced. 

1932 Paul von Hindenburg was elected president of Germany
with 19 million votes. Adolf Hitler came in second with 13
million votes. 

1938 Germany annexed Austria after Austrians had voted in a
referundum to merge with Germany. 

1941 In World War II, U.S. troops occupied Greenland to
prevent Nazi infiltration. 

1941 Ford Motor Co. became the last major automaker to
recognize the United Auto Workers as the representative for
its workers. 

1944 Russian troops recaptured Odessa from the Germans. 

1945 German Me 262 jet fighters shot down ten U.S. bombers
near Berlin. 

1953 Warner Bros. released "House of Wax." It was the first
3-D movie to be released by a major Hollywood studio. 

1959 Japan's Crown Prince Akihito married commoner Michiko

1963 129 people died when the nuclear-powered submarine USS
Thresher failed to surface off Cape Cod, MA. 

1968 U.S. President Johnson replaced General Westmoreland
with General Creighton Abrams in Vietnam. 

1971 The American table tennis team arrived in China. They
were the first group of Americans officially allowed into
China since the founding of the People Republic in 1949. The
team had recieved the surprise invitation while in Japan for
the 31st World Table Tennis Championship. 

1972 An earthquake in southern Iran killed more than 5,000

1972 The U.S. and the Soviet Union joined with 70 other
nations in signing an agreement banning biological warfare. 

1973 In Switzerland, 108 people died when a plane crashed
while attempting to land at Basel. 

1974 Yitzhak Rabin replaced resigning Israeli Prime Minister,
Golda Meir. Meir resigned over differences within her Labor

1980 Spain and Britain agreed to reopen the border between
Gibraltar and Spain. It had been closed since 1969. 

1981 Imprisoned IRA hunger striker Bobby Sands was elected to
the British Parliament. 

1984 The U.S. Senate condemned the CIA mining of Nicaraguan

1988 On Wall Street, 48 million shares of Navistar
International stock changed hands in a single-block trade. It
was the largest transaction ever executed on the New York
Stock Exchange. 

1990 Three European hostages kidnapped at sea in 1987 by
Palestinian extremists were released in Beirut. 

1992 A bomb exploded in London's financial district. The
bomb, set off by the Irish Republican Army, killed three
people and injured 91. 

1992 Outside Needles, CA, comedian Sam Kinison was killed
when a pickup truck slammed into his car on a desert road
between Los Angeles and Las Vegas. 

1993 South African Communist Party leader Chris Hani was

1994 NATO warplanes launched air strikes for the first time
on Serb forces that were advancing on the Bosnian Muslim town
of Gordazde. The area had been declared a U.N. safe area. 

1996 U.S. President Clinton vetoed a bill that would have
outlawed a technique used to end pregnancies in their late

1998 Negotiators reached a peace accord on governing British
ruled Northern Ireland. Britain's direct rule was ended. 

2001 The Netherlands legalized mercy killings and assisted
suicide for patients with unbearable, terminal illness. 

2009 In Fiji, President Josefa Iloilo suspended the nation's
Constitution, dismissed all judges and constitutional
appointees and assumed all governance in the country. 

2017  smiled.

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