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SC robber threw stolen gun in trash when chased by cops,
while they watched
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1921 West Virginia imposed the first state sales tax. 
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______________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Brian Edwards, 19, Spartanburg, South Carolina SC robber threw stolen gun in trash when chased by cops Spartanburg police arrested a man Friday night outside of Spring Fling after they say officers watched him throw a gun away in a trash can. After police caught the man, they realized the gun was stolen and that the suspect had outstanding warrants. Brian Edwards, 19, of Spartanburg was arrested on charges of armed robbery, unlawful possession of a weapon, and pointing and presenting a firearm. Officers noticed Edwards walking with a firearm near the library on South Church Street. Officers went to approach Edwards when he ran, to which they say he threw a firearm into a trash can at the corner of Broad and S Church St. Other officers apprehended Edwards while they examined the firearm which came back as stolen. The gun was a 9- millimeter Glock with a fully extended clip with one round in the chamber, according to the report. The weapon was stolen from an armed robbery in March, according to Spartanburg County deputies. A man called deputies on March 26th at a Waffle House on Chesnee Highway, to report being robbed at gunpoint. The victim told deputies that two men robbed him of his Iphone and gun. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Richi Re: Scandisk vs Diskkeeper Dear Webby I have simple question...Are Diskkeeper and scan disk the same thing?and how often do you recommend to run it?tyvm for all of your insite and help.its gr8ly appreciated and which one to use? Richi Dear Richi, Scandisk is an old DOS program. Most likely it won`t work on your computer unless you have Windows 98 or older. Diskeeper is a program you can buy, however, if you have any external USB connected drives, don`t bother. It won`t work on those. You will need something from THIS Millennium. Glary Utilities has a free Defragger included. Don`t try the rest of their utilities without first making a complete backup, but their defragger is excellent! Have FUN! DearWebby
Thanks to Dianne for this one: Father Murphy roared from the pulpit to his parishioners: "The drink has killed millions-- it rots their stomachs and they die in agony. Smoking has killed millions--it coats your lungs and you die in agony. Overeating and consorting with loose women have also killed millions." "Scuse me, Father," hollered O'Reilly from the back, "but what is it that kills the people who live right?"
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____________________________________________________ A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go. When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?" "Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed like that." ___________________________________________________
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Today, on May 3
1568 French forces in Florida slaughtered hundreds of

1859 France declared war on Austria. 

1888 Thomas Edison organized the Edison Phonograph Works. 

1916 Irish nationalist Padraic Pearse and two others were
executed by the British for their roles in the Easter

1921 West Virginia imposed the first state sales tax. 

1926 U.S. Marines landed in Nicaragua and stayed until

1926 In Britain, trade unions began a general strike. 

1927 Francis E.J. Wilde of Meadowmere Park, NY, patented
the electric sign flasher. 

1944 Wartime rationing of most grades of meats ended in
the U.S. 

1944 Dr. Robert Woodward and Dr. William Doering produced
the first synthetic quinine at Harvard University. 

1945 Indian forces captured Rangoon, Burma, from the

1948 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that covenants
prohibiting the sale of real estate to blacks and other
minorities were legally unenforceable. 

1952 The first airplane landed at the geographic North

1968 After three days of battle, the U.S. Marines retook
Dai Do complex in Vietnam. They found that the North
Vietnamese had evacuated the area. 

1971 Anti-war protesters began four days of demonstrations
in Washington, DC. 

1971 National Public Radio broadcast for the first time. 

1986 In NASA's first post-Challenger launch, an unmanned
Delta rocket lost power in its main engine shortly after
liftoff. Safety officers destroyed it by remote control. 

1988 The White House acknowledged that first lady Nancy
Reagan had used astrological advice to help schedule her
husband's activities. 

1992 Five days of rioting and looting ended in Los
Angeles, CA. The riots, that killed 53 people, began after
the acquittal of police officers in the beating of Rodney

1997 The "Republic of Texas" surrendered to authorities
ending an armed standoff where two people were held
hostage. The group asserts the independence of Texas from
the U.S. 

1999 Mark Manes, at age 22, was arrested for supplying a
gun to Eric Harris and Dylan Kleibold, who later killed 13
people at Columbine High School in Colorado. 

2006 In Alexandria, VA, Al-Quaida conspirator Zacarias
Moussaoui was given a sentence of life in prison for his
role in the terrorist attack on the U.S. on September 11,

2017  smiled.

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