Spam filter trigger words
Wednesday, June 21, 2017, 08:20 AM
Posted by Administrator
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Good Morning, ,
Today is Wednesday, June 21
Here are some trigger phrases to use in MailWasher or Eudora
or whatever you use for diverting spam to trash:
Administrator
Suspension notice
Email Account Suspension
Communicado
cuartoastral
Sponsors
Complimentary
enlargement
Name Brand Meds
target=_blank
Rolex
Offer Confirmation
Message Subject
Data base of
refinance
emailing
Documents from work
MSN Featured
Payroll
% off
.ru/
zip
"==_" or "------=_"
THIS WILL BE OUR LAST
DON'T DELETE THIS MESSAGE
If the Body contains "if images are blocked" then hide the
message from the messages list , and automatically (without
warning or notification) delete the message. This filter
takes priority over the friends list.
If the From field does not contain"@" or not "." then hide
the message from the messages list, and automatically
(without warning or notification) delete the message.
If the entire header contains "charset=iso-" or "koi8-r" or
"GB2312" or the Body contains "base64" or the entire header
contains "iso-2022-jp" or "=?windows" or the Body contains
"8bit" then mark the message as mail to be deleted.
If the Body contains "THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY" then
hide the message from the messages list , and automatically
(without warning or notification) delete the message.
No Subject:
If the Subject field does not contain RegExpr"\w" then mark
the message as mail to be deleted.
Cyrillic
If the entire header contains RegExpr"Content-
type[^\n]*(\n[^\n]*)?charset=(3D)?"?(windows-1251|iso-8859-
5|koi8)" then mark the message as mail to be deleted.
Korean
If the entire header contains RegExpr"Content-
type[^\n]*(\n[^\n]*)?charset=(3D)?"?(ks_c_5601-1987|euc-
kr|iso-2022-kr)" then mark the message as mail to be deleted.
Japanese
If the entire header contains RegExpr"Content-
type[^\n]*(\n[^\n]*)?charset=(3D)?"?(euc-jp|iso-2022-jp)"
then mark the message as mail to be deleted. This filter
takes priority over the friends list.
By the way, I have absolutely nothing agaisnt the Japanese or
Koreans or ... whatever, as long as they write in one of MY
languages. If they write in a language, that I can't read,
then they are obviously spammers, who are just broadcasting
without knowing who they mail to. There is a place in hell for
them, and a place in the trash for their mail.
Save the above part and use it for guidance when you make
filters. Add whatever additional filters you come up with, and
save them online or on your favorite camera chip. Plain text
takes a negligible amount of space.
Have Fun!
Dearwebby
Todays Bonehead Award:
Florida toddler pulls loaded gun from toy box
during child welfare check.
Boneheads
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Today, June 21 in
1859 Andrew Lanergan received the first rocket patent.
See More of what happened on this
day in history.
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My own business always bores me to death;
I prefer other people's.
--- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
I wonder what it means when your grandson is
more crotchety than you are.
--- Aaron McGruder
There are only two kinds of people who are really
fascinating: people who know absolutely everything,
and people who know absolutely nothing.
--- Oscar Wilde
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
--- Yogi Berra
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One year, Johnny's family was having the "extended
family" cookout at their home. One of the special treats
that year was the lighting of the fireworks (Roman candles,
bottle rockets, missile batteries, etc.) they had bought
out of state. (because they are illegal in their state, of
course!)
Just before they were to arrive, a cousin calls, saying
their neighbor's plans had just fallen through, and could
they bring them along to the picnic - they even had
extra food to bring.
"Sure, the more the merrier!"
Upon arrival and meeting of their cousin's
neighbor, it is discovered that he's a police
officer. The father turns as innocently as he
can to Johnny, and whispers to him to grab the
paper bag of fireworks sitting in the kitchen and
hide them somewhere quickly. Johnny disappears,
and the father changes the topic to food for the
day. The family had brought some chicken to grill,
so the father tells then the gas grill is all set to
use out back - just turn on the gas and push the
ignition button with the lid still closed.
They head out the back, as Johnny comes back
in through the front door. The father hurries to
him and says "Whew, that was close! That
man's a police officer, and he almost saw the
fireworks. Did you hide them real well?"
"Oh, yes! Nobody will ever think to look in
the grill!"
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>From Rev Garth
After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my
car wouldn't start because it was out of gas. A passer-by
told me there was a service station a half mile away, so I
took a gas can from the trunk and trudged the distance in
the sweltering sun.
The attendant filled my two gallon can, and I lugged it back
and poured the gas into the tank. But when I tried to unlock
the car door, it wouldn't open. Just then, I noticed an
identical old car parked a short distance away. That was
my car. I had filled a stranger's gas tank.
Wearily I walked back to the station. The attendant suggested
helpfully, "You know, instead of walking back and forth to
fill the tank from the can, you could put a couple of gallons
in the tank and then drive the car here."
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If you like the Humor Letter, please vote!
Thanks for your votes!
An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD
has been earned by
Rosalyn Faniel,
34,
Boynton Beach,
Floriduh
Florida toddler pulls loaded gun from toy box
during child welfare check
A Boynton Beach toddler pulled a loaded gun out of his toy box
as police were investigating his home for possible child
neglect, the Palm Beach Post reports.
Police say the Florida Department of Children services was
called to the home to speak to the child’s mother, Rosalyn
Faniel, 34, about child neglect allegations and complaints
they received about a man selling drugs out of the home.
As Faniel was being questioned by a police officer and a DCF
worker, the cop observed her 3-year-old child pull a loaded
black 9mm semi-automatic pistol out of his “my little
learning” toy box and start handling it. Officers immediately
took the gun from the child. Police say the gun was loaded
with a bullet in the chamber and the safety off.
Officers searched the house for other potential hazards and
found a box of 9mm ammunition sitting on top of a refrigerator
in plain sight next to a black scale and pink makeup bag
carrying six bags of white/pink powder weighing .6 grams in
total. The powder tested positive for `Oxycodone, says the
report.
Faniel was taken into custody and charged with child neglect
Tuesday. She was released from the Palm Beach County Jail
Wednesday on a $3,000 bond, according to court records.
The Palm Beach Post says Faniel also faces charges for failure
to appear in court and violating release conditions, adding an
extra $500 to her bond.
She is due back in court on July 13.
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Tech Support Pits
From: Ella
Re: Phone not showing who is calling
Dear Webby,
I was told that my new phone would show me who is calling,
but it never does, but it shows me who called while I was
away. I know it's probably something stupid simple, so I
am afraid to ask anybody around here because they will
laugh about it for years.
Thanks
Ella
Dear Ella
You are just too efficient for your own good.
Don't pounce on the phone like a desperate spinster.
Relax, compose yourself, and wait for the second ring.
Just before the second ring, the calling number will appear.
If it is a telemarketer, lift the phone a couple of inches,
and bash the rubber duckie, that you have sitting beside
the phone, with your other hand, before letting the phone
clatter down on it's cradle.
If he phones back, then it wasn't a telemarketer.
Have FUN!
DearWebby
Judge to convict: "The prisons are all full,so I'm sentencing
you to five years in the waiting room at the department of
motor vehicles."
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>From Gina
Time Zones!
Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife
were expecting their first baby. I was elated when
he called me at work with the news of my grandchild's
birth. I took down all the statistics and turned to
relate it all to my co-workers.
"I'm a grandmother!" I declared. "It's a baby girl,
and she weighs five pounds."
"When was she born?" someone asked.
Recalling the date my son told me, I stopped, looked
at the calendar, and said in amazement, "Tomorrow!"
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>From Kati:
The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of
marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the
wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever
had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on
and on. Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk,
embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman
shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor turns to
the husband and says "That is what your wife needs at least
three times a week. Can you do that?"
The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get
her here Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I work day shift. "
Ophelia Dingbatter's
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This is an actual conversation I over-heard at the cross walk.
A young woman was talking with an older woman, apparently her
mother. "I haven't slept in three days," she complained. "The
baby is teething and he's up all night crying."
"Why don't you just dip a finger into a thimble-full of brandy
and rub it on his gums? That will numb them up and put him
right to sleep." answered mom.
"I can't give the baby alcohol! Lord knows what that will do
to him."
"Well, it never hurt you any."
The look on her face was priceless.
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Today, on June 21, in
1404 Owain Glyndwr established a Welsh Parliament at
Machynlleth and was crowned Prince of Wales.
1788 The U.S. Constitution went into effect when New Hampshire
became the ninth state to ratify it.
1834 Cyrus McCormick patented the first practical mechanical
reaper for farming. Others patented reapers at the same time
or earlier.
1859 Andrew Lanergan received the first rocket patent.
1893 The Ferris Wheel was introduced at the World's Columbian
Exposition in Chicago, IL.
1913 Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to jump from an
airplane.
1937 In Paris, Leon Blum's Popular Front Cabinet resigned.
1938 In Washington, U.S. President Roosevelt signed the $3.75
billion Emergency Relief Appropriation Act.
1939 Lou Gehrig quit baseball due to illness.
1941 German troops entered Russia on a front from the Arctic
to Black Sea.
1945 Pan Am announced an 88-hour round-the-world flight at a
cost of $700.
1954 The American Cancer Society reported significantly higher
death rates among cigarette smokers than among non-smokers.
They claimed non-smokers did not die.
1958 In Arkansas, a federal judge let Little Rock delay school
integration.
1958 Linus Pauling and Detlev Bronke, both Americans, were
elected to the Soviet Academy of Science.
1960 In Zurich, German, Armin Hary ran 100-meters in a record
10.0 seconds.
1963 In St. Louis, Bob Hayes set a record when he ran the 100-
yard dash in 0:09.1.
1963 France announced that they were withdrawing from the
North Atlantic NATO fleet.
1973 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that states may ban
materials found to be obscene according to local standards.
1974 The U.S. Supreme Court decided that pregnant teachers
could no longer be forced to take long leaves of absence.
1985 Scientists announced that skeletal remains exhumed in
Brazil were those of Nazi war criminal Josef Mengele.
1989 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that burning the American
flag as a form of political protest was protected by the First
Amendment.
2001 Former Haitian Army colonel Carl Dorelien was taken into
custody in Port St. Lucie. Dorelien had been in exile since
1994 when he was sentenced to life in prison for his role in a
1994 massacre.
2003 The fifth Harry Potter book, "Harry Potter and the Order
of the Phoenix," was published by J.K. Rowling. Amazon.com
shipped out more than one million copies on this day making
the day the largest distribution day of a single item in e-
commerce history. The book set sales records around the world
with an estimated 5 million copies were sold on the first day.
2004 SpaceShipOne, designed by Burt Rutan and piloted by Mike
Melvill, reached 328,491 feet above Earth in a 90 minute
flight. The height is about 400 feet above the distance
scientists consider to be the boundary of space.
2017 smiled.
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