Zeus attack 

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Todays Bonehead Award:
California mother arrested for trying to 
exorcise or kill 11 year old daughter
Today, June 22 in
1611 English explorer Henry Hudson, his son and several other
people were set adrift in present-day Hudson Bay by mutineers.
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______________________________________________________ Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. --- Evelyn Waugh (1903 - 1966) There are only two ways of telling the complete truth- anonymously and posthumously. --- Thomas Sowell (1930 - ) Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. --- John F. Kennedy Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; but by the moments that take our breath away! --- Socratex ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ One evening after dinner, Bob's five-year-old son noticed that his mother had gone out and he asked, "Where did mommy go?" In answer to his questions, he was told, "Mommy is at a Tupperware party." This explanation satisfied him for only a moment. Puzzled, he asked, "What's a Tupperware party, Dad?" Bob had always given his son honest answers, so he figured a simple explanation would be the best approach. "Well, son," he said, "at a Tupperware party, a bunch of ladies sit around and sell plastic bowls to each other." He nodded, indicating that he understood this curious pastime. Then he burst into laughter. "Come on, Dad," he said. "What is it really?" _____________________________________________________ Malwarebytes for Home | Anti-Malware Premium | Free Trial Download ______________________________________________________ On beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded, each group on separate islands: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman 2 American men and 1 American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman 2 Canadian men and 1 Canadian woman One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman. The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming. The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions. The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor/store/ restaurant/laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store. The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, because the American woman keeps on complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving, etc.. The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up distilleries. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun. The Canadians got the Irish and the English women to immigrate to their island and they are making better whisky than the Irish. Beer too! They don't care who gets whom, as long as there is enough beer and whiskey for everybody. ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Roxanne for identifying the flowers as Purple Loosestrife _____________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailorz An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Kimberly Felder, 45, Ferndale, California California mother arrested for trying to exorcise or kill 11 year old daughter Northern California mother who claimed she was trying to exorcise demons from her daughter has been booked on suspicion of biting, choking and shoving handfuls of sand into the girl’s mouth and eyes on a crowded beach, authorities said. Kimberly Felder, a 45-year-old Ferndale resident, was arrested Friday morning on suspicion of attempted homicide, assault with a deadly weapon, felony child abuse and aggravated mayhem, Humboldt County Sheriff William Honsal said in a statement. The ordeal unfolded about 9 a.m. when authorities received a report of a mother attacking a small girl at Centerville Beach County Park near Ferndale, a small city with Victorian-era homes about 20 miles south of Eureka, Calif. The witness told authorities the mother was trying to perform an exorcism. She had stripped the 11-year-old girl naked and attacked her with sand, Honsal said. As Felder viciously hit, bit and choked the girl, Honsal said, a crowd of 10 to 12 people arrived and saw the incident. During the attack, Felder severely bit her daughter’s right ear, authorities said. Resident John Marciel couldn’t stand by and watch the beating, so he stepped in and restrained Felder, Lt. Ken Swithenbank said. As Marciel fought with Felder on the ground, she struck her daughter on the head with a piece of driftwood, authorities said. A sheriff’s deputy later arrived and arrested Felder. As deputies took Felder into custody, Marciel tended to the girl, Swithenbank said. The girl was hospitalized for multiple injuries. She will probably require reconstructive surgery to her ear, he said. It is unclear what led the mother to believe her daughter was possessed and needed an exorcism, Swithenbank said. The incident, he said, was “strange “ and “very disturbing” for deputies. Authorities said if it were not for Marciel’s heroism and swift actions, the girl would have been killed. “He was shook up pretty good,” Swithenbank said. “It’s very heroic what he did.” For his heroism, the lieutenant said, sheriff’s officials have requested that Marciel be recognized with the Red Cross Lifesaver Award. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Frank Re: Zeus browser hijacker Dear Webby, Was reading an article on Newsweek page about WWii artifacts found in South American and the following appeared while reading. I run Malware Bytes. What should I do??? Frank ZEUS VIRUS DETECTED blah blah blah call 888.... Dear Frank It's not a virus, just a scam with a browser hijack. They just mess with your browser. Just reset the browser cache and defaults. You can write to Malwarebytes support and get more information about it. Have FUN! DearWebby ______________________ From Frank: Webby, Here is the response from Malwarebytes and it is more than I wanted to know. It is going to take some time for me to attempt to sort this out since I'm older than you and not very computer literate. I'm truly glad to know you have my back on many occasions. Perhaps this will provide insight for others having problem also. Peace and Blessings Frank Frank Subject: Zeus Virus This message was sent in reference to Case #: 1388130. ----------------- JUN 21, 2017 | 07:08AM PDT Maurice replied: Hello Frank, Welcome to Malwarebytes support, my name is Maurice and I’ll be assisting you today. This scam page is using a multitude of false claims to get you freaked out so that you call the scammer. None of this is true. Thanks for relaying the phone number. This type of scam display is not any actual “infection”. It is a scam “lure”. “zeus” is a fake, lure. It is a displayed fake page that shows on a web browser. It can be got rid of by using a few keyboard key-presses, or using Task Manager, resetting the browser, or by powering off the machine. Waiting a bit, then power back up and allow Windows to reload. Each customer should also beef up each web browser, do some tweaks, and ad a ad block. Getting rid of bogus screen (s): You can easily use keyboard keypress shortcuts to get rid of the false pages displayed. ( see below). What you had experienced is NOT an infection. Not a virus; nor a malware. It is a scam / fake tech support scheme. Contrary to what one may have thought, it does not “lock” the machine. You can still press the Windows-key on keyboard to get the Windows menu. You can use a variety of Windows Keyboard shortcuts to get around to other choices for remedy. When this fake is in the foreground and in a web browser, there are many ways to get it off the screen. I would suggest to do a few keyboard presses to get rid of the windows on-screen. Press and hold ALT-key on keyboard and then tap the F4 function key a to get the foreground windows closed and done away with. ( repeat use of ALT + F4 sequence). ALT + F4 is especially helpful against the smaller window ( if any) that is up in front. ALT + HOME key on the keyboard will put your browser page back onto your prior choice for Home page. That easily deals with the bigger full page displayed. Then while still in the web browser, press and hold SHIFT + CTRL + DELete keys to start the process to delete all browser cache & history. Another way is to press and hold CTRL key on keyboard and then tap W key. CTRL + W That should close the Tab page of the web browser. You can repeat as needed. Another way: is to open a new Tab by using CTRL +T ( that opens a new tab). Then you can use your mouse go to the rogue tab & then click the X control on the upper right top of the rogue tab-window). Have patience when you try this. And, there is always the ability to end the web-browser program thru using Windows’ Task Manager applet. Click the Start button and type: taskmgr.exe and then press Enter. In the processes tab, find the process for whichever browser you are running: iexplore.exe, firefox.exe, chrome.exe, MicrosoftEdge.exe, MicrosoftEdgeCP.exe and then click End Process or Terminate. Look at the following Malwarebytes Blog article and scroll down to the section marked Clear your browser’s cache and do that for each of your web browser programs. https://blog.malwarebytes.com/puppum/2017/04/adware-the-series-part-1/ RESET web browser program: Which one of the web browsers is this on ? Reset the browser and make real sure it does not re-open same page as last session. Please try to reset your browser settings and see if that helps - These are the ways – the HOW TO pages – for the 3 most popular web browsers. Just click each link to see the specific advice for it. You would want to put back your own choice for Start page / Home page / and also for Search engine preference. Just click the link to the browser you have installed. If you have more than one, then do one at a time. Please try to reset your browser settings and see if that helps - Internet Explorer in Windows Google Chrome browser Firefox: First, do a refresh for Firefox. Then set your own choices for search engine, and start & home page, etc. https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/reset-firefox-fix-most-problems For EDGE browser in Windows 10 : Edge browser is set by default to “restart on the same page as it was on the last time”. So, now you need to set it to your own choice. Either a blank page or a specific website of your own choice. You could make it bing.com as one safe example. Please do try to Reset the Edge browser to defaults, with these tips. In Microsoft edge Click the three dots … (top right hand corner under the X sign) [] Click settings Change – Open new tabs with Top sites Arrow V down and Select – A blank page ( or make some other selection that is right for you ). For the long term, use these tips to beef up your web browsers.: Go into the Options ( settings) of Internet Explorer ( and any other web browser you have). Make sure that the POPUP blocker is ON. Set the option on for rejecting (decline) 3rd-party cookies. And in addition to all that: Use a good browser extension ( add on) ad blocker. If your pc has no ad blocker add-on for your browser(s), I would suggest uBlock Origin. For Mozilla Firefox, use the Mozilla page at this link https://addons.mozilla.org/addon/ublock-origin/ For Google Chrome, see https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ublock-origin/cjpalhdlnbpafiamejdnhcphjbkeiagm For Internet Explorer browser: https://adblockplus.org/en/internet-explorer IF your Windows 10 is at build 1607 or later, you can install a ad-blocker for the EDGE browser Point Edge to this link https://adblockplus.org/ For Opera browser, see https://addons.opera.com/en-gb/extensions/details/ublock/ Maurice Customer Success ________________________________ It would be a good idea if you saved this good and valuable information, and gradually armor your browser against this kind of nuisance. Have FUN! DearWebby
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?" A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?"
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____________________________________________________ A woman in Arkansas brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had an ear ache. He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear every four hours" and he abbreviated "right" as an R with a circle around it. Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby, complaining that the baby still had an earache, and his little behind was getting really greasy with all those drops of oil. The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure enough, the pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the label: "Put two drops in R ear every four hours."

Today, on June 22, in
1558 The French took the French town of Thioville from the

1611 English explorer Henry Hudson, his son and several other
people were set adrift in present-day Hudson Bay by mutineers.

1772 Slavery was outlawed in England. 

1807 British seamen board the USS Chesapeake, a provocation
leading to the War of 1812. 

1815 Napoleon Bonaparte abdicated a second time. 

1832 J.I. Howe patented the pin machine. 

1870 The U.S. Congress created the Department of Justice. 

1874 Dr. Andrew Taylor Still began the first known practice of

1909 The first transcontinental auto race ended in Seattle,

1911 King George V of England was crowned. 

1915 Austro-German forces occupied Lemberg on the Eastern
Front as the Russians retreat. 

1925 France and Spain agreed to join forces against Abd el
Krim in Morocco. 

1933 Germany became a one political party country when Hitler
banned parties other than the Nazis. 

1939 The first U.S. water-ski tournament was held at Jones
Beach, on Long Island, New York. 

1940 France and Germany signed an armistice at Compiegne, on
terms dictated by the Nazis. 

1941 Under the codename Barbarossa, Germany invaded the Soviet

1942 A Japanese submarine shelled Fort Stevens at the mouth of
the Columbia River. 

1942 In France, Pierre Laval declared "I wish for a German

1942 V-Mail, or Victory-Mail, was sent for the first time. 

1944 U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt signed the "GI Bill of
Rights" to provide broad benefits for veterans of the war. 

1945 During World War II, the battle for Okinawa officially
ended after 81 days. 

1946 Jet airplanes were used to transport mail for the first

1956 The battle for Algiers began as three buildings in Casbah
were blown up. 

1959 Eddie Lubanski rolled 24 consecutive strikes in a bowling
tournament in Miami, FL. 

1964 The U.S. Supreme Court voted that Henry Miller's book,
"Tropic of Cancer", could not be banned. 

1970 U.S. President Richard Nixon signed an extension of the
Voting Rights Act of 1965. It required that the voting age in
the United States to be 18. 

1973 Skylab astronauts splashed down safely in the Pacific
after a record 28 days in space. 

1974 In Chicago, the Sears Tower Skydeck opened. (Willis

1978 James W. Christy and Robert S. Harrington discovered the
only known moon of Pluto. The moon is named Charon. 

1980 The Soviet Union announced a partial withdrawal of its
forces from Afghanistan. 

1989 The government of Angola and the anti-Communist rebels of
the UNITA movement agreed to a formal truce in their 14-year-
old civil war. 

1990 Checkpoint Charlie was dismantled in Berlin. 

1992 The U.S. Supreme Court unanimously ruled that hate-crime
laws that ban cross-burning and similar expressions of racial
bias violated free-speech rights. 

1998 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that evidence illegally
obtained by authorities could be used at revocation hearings
for a convicted criminal's parole. 

1999 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that persons with remediable
handicaps cannot claim discrimination in employment under the
Americans with Disability Act. 

2009 Eastman Kodak Company announced that it would discontinue
sales of the Kodachrome Color Film.

2017  smiled.

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