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Good Morning, ,
Today is Friday, June 23
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!


Thank you, Frank!!!

Have Fun!
Dearwebby

Todays Bonehead Award:
Florida mother arrested for trying to give away 
2 year old son in parking lot
 Boneheads
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Today, June 23 in
2015 Verizon announced it had completed its 
$4.4 billion purchase of AOL, Inc. 
See More of what happened on this
day in history.
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If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a
conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to
the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
--- Bill Vaughan

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--- Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998) 
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Passing an office building late one night, Gus saw a sign
that said, "Press the bell for the night watchman."

He did so, and after several minutes he heard the watchman
clomping down the stairs. The uniformed man proceeded to
unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm
system, and then coming through the revolving door, he looked
at Gus and asked, "Well, what do you want?"

And Gus says, "I just want to know why you can't ring the bell
for yourself. Why do I have to ring it for you ?"
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A teacher was teaching his kids about survival in the
desert. "What are the three most important things you
should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?"
he asked.

Several hands went up, and many important things were
suggested such as food, matches, etc.

Then  in the back eagerly raised a hand.
"Yes, , what are the three most important things
you would bring with you?" asked the teacher.

 replied, "A compass, a canteen of water,
and a deck of cards."

"Why's that, ?" the teacher asked.

"Well," answered , "the compass is to find the
right direction, the water is to prevent dehydration."

"And what about the deck of cards?" asked the teacher.

"Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, someone
is bound to come up behind you and say, 'Put that red nine
on top of that black ten'!"
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Fireweed, the official flower of the Yukon
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD
has been earned by

Amber Warner, 
31,
Vero Beach,
Floriduh

Florida mother arrested for trying to give away 
2 year old son in parking lot

A Florida mother allegedly tried to give her son away to
strangers in a restaurant parking lot.

Amber Warner, 31, is accused of trying to give her 2-year-old
son away in the parking lot of a Kountry Kitchen in Vero
Beach, according to WPLG.

Authorities say that Warner told the couple “I can’t do it,”
before placing the child on the ground and driving off.

She was later found at her home, where she was arrested and
charged with unlawful desertion of a child and resisting
arrest without violence.

The child was placed under the care of the Florida Department
of Children and Families and appeared to be in good health.

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Tech Support Pits
From: Vi
Re: Paper or e-books
Dear Webby,
I am planning to take a course and have a choice to get the
material on paper books or on e-books. The e-book version
is a lot cheaper, of course. Which version would you
recommend?
Vi

Dear Vi
I would recommen the e-book version without the slightest
hesitation. With e-books you CAN print them, if you need
paper. You can even print just those pages that you want,
like indexes or summaries. You can also take screen
captures of paragraphs or illustrations and paste those
into word processor documents.

With e-books you aren't just saving trees and money, you
are getting a lot more value.
Have FUN!
DearWebby



Little Johnny and his family lived in the country, and as a
result seldom had guests. He was eager to help his mother
after his father appeared with two dinner guests from the
office.

When the dinner was nearly over, Little Johnny went to the
kitchen and proudly carried in the first piece of apple pie,
giving it to his father who passed it to a guest. Little
Johnny came in with a second piece of pie and gave it to his
father, who again gave it to a guest.

This was too much for Little Johnny, who said, "It's no use,
Dad. The pieces are all the same size."



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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com
Reheat Pizza in a Frying Pan

By lalala... [827 Posts, 105 Comments]

A great way to reheat leftover pizza is in a frying pan. Place
the pizza in the frying pan over medium heat.
Slices of pizza in a frying pan


Cover loosely with a piece of aluminum foil that is domed in
the center so it doesn't stick to the cheese.
Frying pan with aluminium foil
It can burn quickly so check it every few minutes until it is
heated through and is crispy enough for you on the bottom. The
result is a crispy crust, instead of the rubbery, soggy crust
you get when microwaved.

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Cowboys herding cats

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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing
they notice about a women are their eyes.

Women say the first thing they notice about men is
they're a bunch of liars, and if they were noticing that 
women have eyes, the bra padding industry would go broke.
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Creatures that don't live in our world.

>From Flo:
Dear Webby, can you bring back that list of silly laws that
you once printed?
Thanks,
Flo

Sure, Flo.
Here they are:

In Klamath Falls, Oregon, it is illegal to kick
the heads off snakes.

Anyone stealing citrus fruit in Yuma, Arizona
can legally be given castor oil as punishment.

The California penal code prohibits the shooting
of any animal, except a whale, from an automobile.

It is illegal to wear a mask in Denver, Colorado.

In Kentucky there is a law against sleeping in a
restaurant.

In Idaho you cannot fish for trout from the back of
a giraffe.

An old Boston law prohibited citizens from taking
more than one bath each week.

If a Michigan woman leaves her husband, then he
is entitled to take possession of all her clothing.

In Idaho you cannot buy a chicken after dark without
permission from the sheriff.

Setting fire to a mule is prohibited in Maine.

It is a crime in several states to dance to the "The
Star Spangled Banner."

It was once illegal in Boston Massachusetts to own
a dog more than ten inches high.

Public checker-playing is against the law in La
Crosse, Wisconsin.

In St. Louis Missouri it is against the law to let
rubbish collect on your roof.

Alabama:
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while
operating a vehicle.

Connecticut:
You can be stopped by the police for biking over
65 miles per hour.

You are not allowed to walk across a street on
your hands.

Florida:
Women may be fined for falling asleep under
a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from
parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest,
fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the
parking fee has to be paid just as it would for
a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired
in a swimsuit. (Topless is OK, just not in a swim suit)

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of
strapless gown.

Illinois:
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to
dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept
as pets.

Indiana:
Bathing is prohibited during the winter.



Ophelia Dingbatter's
NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. 
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Couples who have lived together a long time have their own
way of communicating.  A friend overheard her aunt and uncle
one day: "What are you looking for in that closet?" she asked.

"Nothing," he answered.

"Well, they're not in there.  Look under the bed."

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Today, on June 23, in
1683 William Penn signed a friendship treaty with Lenni Lenape
Indians in Pennsylvania. 

1700 Russia gave up its Black Sea fleet as part of a truce
with the Ottoman Empire. 

1758 British and Hanoverian armies defeated the French at
Krefeld in Germany. 

1760 The Austrians defeated the Prussians at Landshut,
Germany. 

1757 Robert Clive defeated the Indians at Plassey and won
control of Bengal. 

1836 The U.S. Congress approved the Deposit Act, which
contained a provision for turning over surplus federal revenue
to the states. 

1848 A bloody insurrection of workers in Paris erupted. 

1865 Confederate General Stand Watie, who was also a Cherokee
chief, surrendered the last sizable Confederate army at Fort
Towson, in the Oklahoma Territory. 

1868 Christopher Latham Sholes received a patent for an
invention that he called a "Type-Writer." 

1884 A Chinese Army defeated the French at Bacle, Indochina. 

1902 Germany, Austria-Hungary, and Italy renewed the Triple
Alliance for a 12 year duration. 

1904 The first American motorboat race got underway on the
Hudson River in New York. 

1926 The first lip reading tournament in America was held in
Philadelphia, PA. 

1931 Wiley Post and Harold Gatty took off from New York on the
first round-the-world flight in a single-engine plane. 

1934 Italy gained the right to colonize Albania after
defeating the country. 

1938 The Civil Aeronautics Authority was established. 

1947 The U.S. Senate joined the House in overriding President
Truman's veto of the Taft-Hartley Act. 

1951 Soviet U.N. delegate Jacob Malik proposed cease-fire
discussions in the Korean War. 

1952 The U.S. Air Force bombed power plants on Yalu River,
Korea. 

1956 Gamal Abdel Nasser was elected president of Egypt. 

1966 Civil Rights marchers in Mississippi were dispersed by
tear gas. 

1972 U.S. President Nixon and White House chief of staff H.R.
Haldeman discussed a plan to use the CIA to obstruct the FBI's
Watergate investigation. 

2003 Apple Computer Inc. unveiled the new Power Mac desktop
computer. 

2004 The U.S. proposed that North Korea agree to a series of
nuclear disarmament measures over a three-month period in
exchange for economic benefits. 

2013 In Arizona, aerialist Nik Wallenda completed a quarter
mile tightrope walk over the Little Colorado River Gorge. 

2015 NASA's Mars Odyssey completed its 60,000th orbit around
Mars. The spacecraft entered orbit on October 23, 2001. 

2015 Verizon announced it had completed its $4.4 billion
purchase of AOL, Inc. 

2017  smiled.
 
 

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