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Todays Bonehead Award:
Florida woman arrested after she tried twice to
run over ex-boyfriend
Today, July 26 in
1907 The Chester was launched. It was the first 
steam turbine propelled ship. 
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Sheena Gordon, 32, Fort Lauderdale, Floriduh Florida woman arrested after she tried twice to run over ex-boyfriend A Fort Lauderdale woman was arrested Monday, a day after she tried to run over her ex-boyfriend with her vehicle, authorities said. Police said the incident was reported shortly after 1 p.m. Sunday at 2309 NW 20th St. Police said Sheena Gordon, 32, got into a verbal argument with her ex, because she was upset that he had moved in with someone else. Authorities said Gordon tried to strike the 35-year-old man with her car, but the victim was able to avoid being struck. Gordon then reversed her car and attempted to strike the man again with the vehicle, police said. Gordon was arrested Monday after being stopped in her car in the 2700 block of Northwest 13th Street. Records showed that Gordon had active warrants issued from the Fort Lauderdale Police Department for unrelated charges of aggravated battery, burglary and criminal mischief, police said. Gordon faces an additional aggravated assault charge for Sunday's incident. _________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Joyce Re: Computer freezes Dear Webby, When I click on a link in any email my computer freezes. Sometimes I can use Ctrl, Shift, Esc and close out my mail and go on. Other times I have to reboot. I'm running W7, use CCleaner, SpyBot and McAfee (all up to date). Thanks for any help. Look forward every day to your Humor Letter. Joyce Dear Joyce That sounds like you are using Outlook or Outlook Express. Clean out your IN, OUT, SENT and ANSWERED mailboxes, so that there are no more than 10 mails in each, and dump the trash. Everything will work fine after that. Have FUN! DearWebby
Thanks to Dianne for this story: After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant them." Her mom first asked for world peace. Sarah swung her wand and proclaimed the request fulfilled. Next, her mother requested for a cure for all ill children. Again, with a sweep of the pinwheel, Sarah obliged. The mother, with a glance down at her rather ample curves, made her third wish, "I wish to have a trim figure again." The miniature fairy godmother started waving her wand madly. Finally, totally exhausted she stopped and sighed: "I'll need more power for this!"
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____________________________________________________ An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?" "That way I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week." ___________________________________________________
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___________________________________________________ At the end of his freshman year, Steve couldn't get home for his dad's birthday. So he sent hiom a set of inexpensive cuff links and a note reading: "Dear Dad, This is not much, but it's all you could afford."
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____________________________________________________ A Scotsman is visiting a zoo in Edinburgh for the first time. At one cage, he's entranced by what he sees. "An whut animal would that be?" he asks the keeper. "That's a moose from Canada," the zookeeper replies. "A moose?!?" exclaims the Scotsman. "Hoot, mon. They must have rats like elephants over there."

Today, on July 26, in
1775 A postal system was established by the 2nd Continental
Congress of the United States. The first Postmaster General was
Benjamin Franklin. 

1881 Thomas Edison and Patrick Kenny execute a patent
application for a facsimile telegraph (U.S. Pat. 479,184). 

1893 Commercial production of the Addressograph started in
Chicago, IL. 

1907 The Chester was launched. It was the first turbine-
propelled ship. 

1945 Winston Churchill resigned as Britain's prime minister. 

1948 U.S. President Truman signed executive orders that
prohibited discrimination in the U.S. armed forces and federal

1952 King Farouk I of Egypt abdicated in the wake of a coup led
by Gamal Abdel Nasser. 

1953 Fidel Castro began his revolt against Fulgencio Batista
with an unsuccessful attack on an army barracks in eastern Cuba.
Castro eventually ousted Batista six years later. 

1956 Egyptian President Gamal Abdel Nasser nationalized the Suez

1971 Apollo 15 was launched from Cape Kennedy, FL. 

1998 AT&T and British Telecommunications PLC announced they were
forming a joint venture to combine international operations and
develop a new Internet system. 

1999 1,500 pieces of Marilyn Monroe's personal items went on
display at Christie's in New York, NY. The items went on sale
later in 1999. 

2017  smiled.

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