Getting rid of blacklist 




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Today is Monday, August 28

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Todays Bonehead Award:
13-year-old driver caught with 25 pounds of 
meth after traffic stop on I-70
 Bonehead
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Today, Aug 28 in
1830 "The Tom Thumb" was demonstrated in Baltimore, MD. It was
the first passenger-carrying train to be built in America. 
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by driver, 13 German Michel-Arreola, 22 Irene Michel-Arreola, 19 Los Angeles, California 13-year-old driver caught with 25 pounds of meth after traffic stop on I-70 When investigators pulled over a car for a traffic stop on Interstate 70 on Tuesday morning, they found a 13-year-old boy behind the wheel and 25 pounds of methamphetamine inside, the Mesa County Sheriff's Office said. A deputy with the Western Colorado Drug Task Force stopped the Dodge Avenger at mile post 13 west of Fruita. There were three people in the car -- the 13-year-old driver, 22-year-old German Michel-Arreola and 19-year-old Irene Michel- Arreola. Investigators say they're all from Los Angeles. Investigators say the three consented to a search of the vehicle and that's when they found 23 packages containing a crystalline substance. All three suspects are facing felony drug charges, including manufacturing, possession and distribution of a Schedule I/II substance. The 13-year-old driver is facing additional charges for driving without a license and failing to drive in a designated lane. He is being held at the Grand Mesa Youth Services Center in Grand Junction. German Michel-Arreola and Irene Michel-Arreola are being held in the Mesa County Detention Facility. _________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Cookie Re: Dumping blacklist Dear Webby, Thanks for the hint about not "blacklisting" spam mail in Mail Washer because of the disposable addresses. Once I got all of the blacklisted names deleted (several hundred and adding more daily) and just bounce & delete them now the processes goes much faster. As usual you are still the "Great Tech Guru!!" Cookie Dear Cookie Just set the keep time to 1 day and age off the blacklist automatically every midnight. For known pests like certain inlaws, it's much better to make a permanent filter. Have FUN! DearWebby

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Today, August 28, in 
1609 Delaware Bay was discovered by Henry Hudson. 

1619 Ferdinand II was elected Holy Roman Emperor. His policy of
"One church, one king" was his way of trying to outlaw
Protestantism. 

1830 "The Tom Thumb" was demonstrated in Baltimore, MD. It was
the first passenger-carrying train to be built in America. 

1833 Slavery was banned by the British Parliament throughout
the British Empire. 

1907 "American Messenger Company" was started by two teenagers,
Jim Casey and Claude Ryan. The company's name was later
changedto "United Parcel Service." 

1916 Italy's declaration of war against Germany because Germany
was losing against the Allies, took effect duringWorld War I. 

1917 Ten suffragists were arrested as they picketed the White
House. 

1922 The first radio commercial aired on WEAF in New York City.
The Queensboro Realty Company bought 10 minutes of time
for$100. 

1922 The Walker Cup was held for the first time at Southampton,
NY. It is the oldest international team golf match in America. 

1939 The first successful flight of a jet-propelled airplane
took place. The plane was a German Heinkel He 178. 

1963 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., gave his "I Have a Dream"
speech at a civil rights rally in Washington, DC. More than
200,000 people attended. 

1972 Mark Spitz captured the first of his seven gold medals at
the Summer Olympics in Munich, Germany. He set a world record
when he completed the 200-meter butterfly in 2 minutes and
7/10ths of a second. 

1990 Iraq declared Kuwait to be its 19th province and renamed
Kuwait City al-Kadhima. 

1995 The biggest bank in the U.S. was created when Chase
Manhattan and Chemical Bank announced their $10 billion deal. 

1996 A divorce decree was issued for Britain's Charles and
Princess Diana. This was the official end to their 15-year
marriage. 

1998 The Pakistani prime minister created new Islamic order and
legal system based on the Koran. 

2004 George Brunstad, at age 70, became the oldest person to
swim the English Channel. The swim from Dover, England, to
Sangatte, France, took 15 hours and 59 minutes. 

2008 In China, the Shanghai World Financial Center officially
opened. The observation decks opened on August 30. 

2014 Google announced its Project Wing. The project was aimed
at delivering products across a city using unmanned flying
vehicles. 

2017  smiled.


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