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Today, Sept 16 in
1400 Owain Glyndwr was proclaimed Prince of Wales after
rebelling against English rule. He was the last Welsh-born
Prince of Wales. 
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______________________________________________________ The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore. --- Randy K. Milholland ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. "Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out, 'Is that you, Jim ?' And that cured him." "Cured him?" asked the woman, "but how ?" The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill _____________________________________________________ Malwarebytes for Home | Anti-Malware Premium | Free Trial Download ______________________________________________________ Thanks to Marion for this story: Three men died and went to heaven. St. Peter met them at the pearly gates and told the men that they would would each receive a car to drive. The only draw back was that they did not get to pick out the car they wanted, it was determined on how well they behaved on earth. St. Peter asked the first guy if he had ever cheated on his wife and he said, "Yes, I'm afraid I did one time." St. Peter told him that he would get a mid-size car to drive in heaven since he had cheated on his wife. St. Peter asked the second guy if he had cheated on his wife. "Yes, I'm afraid that I did twice during the time we were married," replied the second man. St. Peter told him that he would receive a compact car to drive in heaven. The third man was asked the same question and he replied, "No I am happy to report that I was happily married and never cheated on my wife!" St. Peter congratulated him and gave him a luxury car to drive in heaven. One day the first two men saw the man in the luxury car crying at a stop light and asked him why he was crying. After all he had gotten a luxury car. He replied, "I just saw my wife go by, and she was on a skate board with the front wheels missing!" ______________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Victor Walter Apeler, 46 Blake Lee Waller, 42, Jacksonville, Florida Florida men caught hauling away stolen power pole atop Kia Perhaps the alleged thieves thought no one would believe that the massive item on top of their van was stolen. Needless to say, their plans to steal a 30-foot power pole didn't go as planned. The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office (JSO) in Florida arrested two men on Wednesday for trying to steal the essential item. Apparently, a resident helped spot the oddity and called the police. In the photo posted by JSO, it looks as if the men tried tying the pole to the top of their vehicle - not obvious at all. The Florida Times-Union reported that the pole apparently came from a bridge over the Intracoastal Waterway. In fact, an officer heading to the scene spotted the hole from which the large metal item was stolen. One of the men who had been placed under arrest said the pole was lying in the road and he was just trying to move it out of the way. However, he had no answer for police when they asked why he didn't just roll it to the side. The suspects have since been identified as 42-year-old Blake Lee Waller and 46-year-old Victor Walter Apeler. And further investigation may have revealed their true goal for the power pole. The newspaper reported that Apeler had completed 73 pawn transactions so far in the year - all but one of them dealing in scrap metal. The pole itself has an estimated value of $2,500. Both men now face charges of grand theft. _________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Daniel Re: Sort, delete files Dear Webby, is there a way to view files/folders and delete the one's you don't want? thanks, daniel Dear Daniel Right-click on START select EXPLORE Once you are in there, click on TOOLS FOLDER OPTIONS In TASKS, select Windows Classic Folders. Hit OK Click on FOLDERS to split the screen with folders on the left and files on the right. Now you can select the folders on the left, and whichever one you got highlighted, has it's files shown on the right. When you double-click a file on the right, it opens. Hitting delete on a highlighted file, deletes it. You can also drag files to any of the folders shown on the left. Have FUN! DearWebby

Going to the front desk of New York's exclusive Pierre Hotel, Mr. Mendelbaum requested some stationery. The clerk asked, "Are you a guest at the hotel?" Mr. Mendelbaum snapped indignantly, "No, I am not a guest. I am paying $300 a day!"
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____________________________________________________ From Donna In my opinion you are one of God's angels. At 77 years of age, it's lovely to have a friend like you to visit each morning. Blessings on you. Donna ___________________________________________

Today, Sept 16, in 
1400 Owain Glyndwr was proclaimed Prince of Wales after
rebelling against English rule. He was the last Welsh-born
Prince of Wales. 

1620 The Mayflower departed from Plymouth, England. The ship
arrived at Provincetown, MA, on November 21st and then at
Plymouth, MA, on December 26th. There were 102 passengers
onboard. 

1630 The village of Shawmut changed its name to Boston. 

1782 The Great Seal of the United States was impressed on
document to negotiate a prisoner of war agreement with the
British. It was the first official use of the impression. 

1810 The Mexicans began a revolt against Spanish rule.
Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla, a Catholic priest of Spanish
descent, declared Mexico's independence from Spain in the
small town of Dolores. 

1893 The "Cherokee Strip" in Oklahoma was swarmed by
hundreds of thousands of settlers. 

1908 General Motors was founded by William Crapo "Billy"
Durant. The company was formed by merging the Buick and Olds
car companies. 

1940 U.S. President Roosevelt signed into law the Selective
Training and Service Act, which set up the first peacetime
military draft in U.S. history. 

1953 "The Robe" premiered at the Roxy Theater in New York.
It was the first movie filmed in the wide screen CinemaScope
process. 

1953 The St. Louis Browns of the American League were given
permission to move to Baltimore, MD, where they became the
Baltimore Orioles. 

1974 U.S. President Ford announced a conditional amnesty
program for draft-evaders and deserters during the Vietnam
War. 

1976 The Episcopal Church formally approved women to be
ordained as priests and bishops. 

1982 In west Beirut, the massacre of hundreds of Palestinian
men, women and children began in refugee camps of the
Lebanese Christian militiamen. 

1985 The Communist Party in China announced changes in
leadership that were designed to bring younger officials
into power. 

1987 The Montreal Protocol was signed by 24 countries in an
effort to save the Earth's ozone layer by reducing emissions
of harmful chemicals by the year 2000. 

1990 An eight-minute videotape of an address by U.S.
President George H.W. Bush was shown on Iraqi television.
The message warned that action of Saddam Hussein could
plunge them into a war "against the world." 

1994 Exxon Corporation was ordered by federal jury to pay $5
billion in punitive damages to the people harmed by the 1989
Exxon Valdez spill. 

1994 Two astronauts from the space shuttle Discovery went on
the first untethered spacewalk in 10 years. 

1998 Universal paid $9 million for the rights to the Dr.
Seuss classics "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" and "Oh, the
Places You'll Go." 

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