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Todays Bonehead Award:
Florida man googled 'how to rob a bank' 
robbed a bank, then got jailed.
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Today, Oct 14 in
1066 The Battle of Hastings occurred in England. The Norman
forces of William the Conqueror defeated King Harold II of
England. 
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______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by William Joe Johnson, 26, Pinellas Park, Florida Florida man googled 'how to rob a bank' robbed a bank, then got jailed. Sheriff's deputies on Monday arrested a man accused of robbing a bank near Largo last week, then using the money on utilities, rent and a drug binge. According to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office, William Joe Johnson, 26, on Thursdaystole an undisclosed amount of money from Achieva Credit Union at 10125 Ulmerton Road. Deputies arrested him Monday night on a robbery charge at the Express Inn at 11333 U.S. 19 N in Pinellas Park. Johnson entered the bank just before 11 a.m., approached the teller, implied he had a gun and told the teller to give him cash, according to deputies. He ran from the store with the cash. After an investigation, deputies found him at the hotel. In an interview, detectives said Johnson told them he was in need of money and searched on Google "how to rob a bank." Deputies booked him into the Pinellas County Jail about 3 a.m. Tuesday in lieu of $100,000 bail. _________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Jerry Re: Lost CTRL C and CTRL V Dear Webby, I don't know what happened, but I seem to have lost my CTRL+C and CTRL+V capabilities! Any thoughts on how to get them back? Sorry if it's a stupid question! Jerry Dear Jerry Your usable amount of RAM is in use or bunged up. Hightlight a comma or period, copy that with CTRL Insert, and paste that. That will normally clear the clipboard of any big stuff. After that run CrapCleaner from http://webby.com/tools to clean up the temporary files. Rebooting also helps. Have FUN! DearWebby

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____________________________________________________ A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, was to say, "Hallelujah!" The only way to make the donkey stop, was to say, "Amen!" The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions. "Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately. "This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah," he rode off very proud of his new purchase. The man traveled for a long time through some mountains. Soon he was heading toward a cliff. He could not remember the word to make the donkey stop. "Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going. "Oh, no... Bible!....Church!...Please Stop!!" shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the cliff edge. Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer. "Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN." The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff. "HALLELUJAH!", shouted the man. __________________________________________________
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___________________________________________________ A couple hired a maid to cook and do housework. She worked out fine, till one day, after about six months, she said she would have to quit. "But why?" asked the disappointed wife. She said: "Well on my day off a couple of months ago I met this good-looking fellow from over in the next county, and well, I'm pregnant." The wife said, "Look, we don't want to lose you. My husband and I don't have children, and we'll adopt your baby if you will stay." She talked to her husband; he agreed, and they adopted the baby. All went well, but soon the maid was pregnant again. The wife talked to her husband, and they adopted baby two. Soon it happened again. They made the same offer, and adopted the third baby. She worked for a week or two after that, but then said, "I am definitely leaving this time." "Don't tell me you're pregnant again?" asked the wife. "No," she said, "there are just to many kids here to pick up after." ___________________________________________________ The 5 Scariest Things in the Army! 1. A Private saying, "I learned this in basic training..." 2. A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..." 3. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..." 4. A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..." 5. And a Warrant Officer chuckling, "Y'all watch this $%!#..."
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Today, October 14, in 
1066 The Battle of Hastings occurred in England. The Norman
forces of William the Conqueror defeated King Harold II of
England. 

1879 Thomas Edison signed an agreement with Jose D.
Husbands for the sale of Edison telephones in Chile. 

1887 Thomas Edison and George E. Gouraud reached an
agreement for the international marketing rights for the
phonograph. 

1888 In England, Louis Le Prince filmed the experimental
film "Roundhay Garden Scene." It is the oldest surviving
motion picture. 

1912 Theodore Roosevelt was shot while campaigning in
Milwaukee, WI. Roosevelt's wound in the chest was not
serious and he continued with his planned speech. William
Schrenk was captured at the scene of the shooting. 

1922 Lieutenant Lester James Maitland set a new airplane
speed record when he reached a speed of 216.1 miles-per-
hour. 

1926 The book "Winnie-the-Pooh," by A.A. Milne, made its
debut. 

1933 Nazi Germany announced that it was withdrawing from
the League of Nations. 

1936 The first SSB (Social Security Board) office opened in
Austin, TX. From this point, the Board's local office took
over the assigning of Social Security Numbers. 

1943 The Radio Corporation of America finalized the sale of
the NBC Blue radio network. Edward J. Noble paid $8 million
for the network that was renamed American Broadcasting
Company. 

1944 German Field Marshal Erwin Rommel committed suicide
rather than face execution after being accused of
conspiring against Adolf Hitler and the execution that
would follow. 

1944 During World War II, the Second British Parachute
Brigade liberated the city of Athens. 

1947 Over Rogers Dry Lake in Southern California, pilot
Chuck Yeager flew the Bell X-1 rocket plane and became the
first American to break the sound barrier. 

1954 C.B. DeMille's "The Ten Commandments", starring
Charlton Heston, began filming in Egypt. The epic had a
cast of 25,000 people. 

1960 U.S. presidential candidate John F. Kennedy first
suggested the idea of a Peace Corps. 

1961 "How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying"
opened on Broadway. 

1962 The Cuban Missile Crisis began. It was on this day
that U.S. intelligence personnel analyzing data discovered
Soviet medium-range missile sites in Cuba. On October 22
U.S. President John F. Kennedy announced that he had
ordered the naval "quarantine" of Cuba. 

1964 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was awarded the Nobel
Peace Prize for his non-violent resistance to racial
prejudice in America. He was the youngest person to receive
the award. 

1968 The first live telecast to come from a manned U.S.
spacecraft was transmitted from Apollo 7. 

1970 Anwar el-Sadat became president of Egypt following the
death of President Nasser. 

1972 In Iraq, oil was struck for the first time just north
of Kirkuk. 

1984 George ‘Sparky’ Anderson became the first baseball
manager to win 100 games and a World Series in both
leagues. (MLB) 

1986 Soviet leader Mikhail S. Gorbachev charged that the
U.S. wanted to "bleed the Soviet Union economically" with
the arms race in space. 

1987 Jessica McClure, 18 months old, fell down an abandoned
well in Midland, TX. The rescue took 58 hours. 

2001 Toys "R" Us introduced the new version of Geoffrey the
giraffe in a 60-second commercial before WABC-TV aired 

2002 Britain stripped power from the Catholic and
Protestant politicians of Northern Ireland. Britain resumed
sole responsibility for running Northern Ireland. 

2017  smiled.


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